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Poor guy

by Whatsalodi

36 Comments

  1. Tbloctothorpe88

    He no joke looks homeless sometimes. The stress he must be in.

  2. wilfordbrimley778

    He is one ugly mf, but this is the right sport for that

  3. julesieee

    Connor McMethhead

    Second pic looks like that dude Cricket from It’s Always Sunny.

  4. BettmansDungeonSlave

    As an Oilers fan, this is what playing for this team does to you

  5. RentBoy-Kef

    Damn didn’t know William H Macy played hockey!

  6. This is just what five years living in Edmonton will do to anyone.

  7. Aspence22

    He actually looks better now. Imagine the stress he is under though playing at that level but having to basically carry your team with the exception maybe being Draisaitl. And everyone has these crazy expectations of him and the team now but they can’t get it together. I’m not even an Oilers fan at all but I feel bad for him and hope he gets his cup eventually.

  8. PublicImageLtd302

    Future legend of the Philadelphia Flyers, calling it now.

  9. Initial-Ad-5462

    36 year old Crosby looks better and is playing better

  10. guywhois0nline

    Looking at NHL players compared to other professional athletes they always look so hallowed out.

  11. fallinguptwards

    What do we call a glow down? Maybe we call it a McDavid?

  12. LeadershipReady11

    Looks like the pressure of carrying that team is getting to be too much

  13. mu5tardtiger

    it’s the air in Edmonton. it’s thick. We can see it from Calgary.

  14. osprey9711

    It’s the rigor of trying to carry an NHL team on your back for years.

  15. T-MinusGiraffe

    Me: Wait, was McDavid drafted just four years ago?

    Also me: Wait, 2019 was four years ago?

    Also also me: The second picture

  16. FreakingDoubt

    What a waste of a good player. Like the Angels with Ohtani, just wasting it.

  17. DrakeFromGrapeFarm

    He looks like he just got back from ‘Nam

  18. RedditGotSoulDoubt

    Imagine you’re the most talented person in the entire world at what you do…then you’re stuck in Edmonton for 8 years…

  19. CrazedHedgeHog

    I think draft photos are hilariously cheesy and I love it

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