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Corey Perry did WHAT??!!???



Corey Perry did WHAT??!!???

by rhodesleadnowhere

19 Comments

  1. darealjimshady1

    Well this is a much more fun rumor than him having cancer.

  2. mattj1621

    This is probably not true, but I really hope it is because that would be hilarious

  3. nautica5400

    Well if he ever plays the hawks again, his chirps to bedard should be epic

  4. Personal-Banana-9491

    Perry heard about Maroons mom story and said “hold my beer”..

  5. Brittle_Bones_Bishop

    Nah there’s no way Corey Perry cheats on his wife she’s a fucking smoke show.

    But… if he did, Pat Maroon’s shootin’ him some finger guns.

    He’s not in the player assistance program and if it were a scandal like its being portrayed it doesn’t make sense that he’d not be playing his contract would be terminated or he’d be traded. This seems like a closer to the chest issue be it him or someone in his immidiate family.

  6. nautica5400

    Corey gets traded and plays the hawks. Hits bedard against the boards

    “Hey Connor, how did you like that? You’re mom loved it when I banged her”

  7. ItsForADuck_

    Their mom’s trip was to Tampa. The moms were parading around the channel club into the suites

  8. WelcometoCigarCity

    Corey Perry dirty both on and off of the ice.

  9. Deadbolt2023

    Costanza: Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? I tell you I gotta plead ignorance on this thing because if anyone had said anything to me at all when I first started here that that sort of thing was frowned upon, you know, cause I’ve worked in a lot of offices and I tell you people do that all the time.

  10. MisterEinc

    I heard Bedsy’s mom faked a jellyfish sting just so Perry would pee on her.

  11. manhaterxxx

    You’d have to be in the negative IQ range to believe this

  12. Cakeygoodness666_

    This rumor has been going around since the first day this all started.. another person said someone on the team mentioned something about “one of his kids”….

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