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Perry about to be a free agent, will anyone pick him up?



Perry about to be a free agent, will anyone pick him up?

by MrSCR23

27 Comments

  1. Nathanh2234

    Why in the world would a team want someone who breached their contract’s policy and team policy?

  2. HairlessDaddy

    Buying him out or terminating? Does the PA have to approve termination, or is it just a mutual agreement between the Blackhawks and Perry?

  3. jteramonelaraie

    When they said they wanted him to be a father figure to Bedard, that’s NOT what they meant!

  4. emasslax22

    Bostons going to. New first line: Lucic-Perry-Marchand. That way we can piss everyone off even more.

  5. Embarrassed-Manager1

    I can’t tell what’s a joke and what’s real anymore

  6. babrovsky

    I might not follow hockey as much as Id like but why does it feel I’ve heard about guys banging their teammates wives, girlfriends or family way more then I should have?

  7. Architeuthis_McCrew

    Poor Conner. No matter how true this is, it will follow him around for the rest of his career.

  8. He didn’t bang Bedard’s Mom. He banged Bedard’s Dad.

  9. PoorPauly

    Fit right in with the geriatric ward in Pittsburgh.

  10. Material-Race-5107

    Okay. I know it’s hilarious to everyone to throw around the claim that he banged Connor’s mom, but will we ever actually get confirmation about what happened? This really sucks. Corey was playing so well

  11. Double_Reward230

    Would be kinda weird having your new step dad as your teammate 😃

  12. RaggysRinger

    Must be *REAL* bad if the Blackhawks aren’t even trying to sweep it under the rug

  13. AnonPlzzzzzz

    Pens should. Being the oldest team in the league by a lot, there aren’t too many young moms dtf…

    But seriously. He’d be perfect net front presence that the Pens desperately need.

  14. notyomamasusername

    How fucking bad does this have to be if the Blackhawks aren’t even trying to cover it up.

    How many moms did he sleep with? /s

  15. Sometimes_Stutters

    New York Jets sign him to pair with Zach Wilson. That would be an impressive mother-fucking tandem.

  16. imaybeacatIRl

    I’d make sure my superstar young players didn’t have hot moms, and sign him up.

  17. WookieSuave

    Meanwhile, in Chicago:

    Sexual Assault … We’ll work through this.

    Consensual Sex … You’re outta here buddy.

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