that oughta clear things up and put an end to any speculation
alldawgsgoat2heaven
I heard he took Bedard’s mom out for a nice steak dinner, then never called her again.
Ancient_Pop_7036
Couldn’t have happened to a classier guy.
FishBobinski
I heard he fucked an ostrich.
Judge_Rhinohold
He is a very bad hombre.
the_dill_pickles
GM Davidson is supposed to have a press conference at 4 pm central time today to address this. I don’t know why they’ve been so secretive about all of this. Just adding fuel to the fire by not giving any info
H-E-PennyPacker71
what happened? Just got back from vacation and havent kept up with the NHL
sticksnstouts
They said Mr. Perry at the end. The only way it could be worse is if they used his middle name.
roxshot
Funny coming from the team that tried to cover up sexual assault
NastyCereal
Well that doesn’t tell us much. The only thing we know for sure is that Corey Perry didn’t sexually assault anyone since the Blackhawks deemed his conduct unacceptable.
Neteni_
But why?
eatingmoontendies
Well, at least we know it’s not gambling
quarrelsome_napkin
Does it grip??
Jrrobidoux
They’ll probably get the next 3 #1 draft picks to make up for their scandals.
Ozziwulf
He did it all for the nookie
oni_Tensa
“Engaging in unacceptable conduct” is my new I’m gonna fuck your mom
mma-moose
Perry got into a physical / verbal altercation with a coach or trainer and crossed the line is my guess.
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that oughta clear things up and put an end to any speculation
I heard he took Bedard’s mom out for a nice steak dinner, then never called her again.
Couldn’t have happened to a classier guy.
I heard he fucked an ostrich.
He is a very bad hombre.
GM Davidson is supposed to have a press conference at 4 pm central time today to address this. I don’t know why they’ve been so secretive about all of this. Just adding fuel to the fire by not giving any info
what happened? Just got back from vacation and havent kept up with the NHL
They said Mr. Perry at the end. The only way it could be worse is if they used his middle name.
Funny coming from the team that tried to cover up sexual assault
Well that doesn’t tell us much. The only thing we know for sure is that Corey Perry didn’t sexually assault anyone since the Blackhawks deemed his conduct unacceptable.
But why?
Well, at least we know it’s not gambling
Does it grip??
They’ll probably get the next 3 #1 draft picks to make up for their scandals.
He did it all for the nookie
“Engaging in unacceptable conduct” is my new I’m gonna fuck your mom
Perry got into a physical / verbal altercation with a coach or trainer and crossed the line is my guess.
Forgive my ignorance but what did he do?
“Mamaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, ooooooo eeeeee ooooooooooooooo”
So what did he do?
Chicago caught Corey Perry putting ketchup on his hot dog
Is it just me, or does shit like this seem to happen ALOT in hockey? The rumours I’ve heard over the years are pretty wild.
It’s always been “oh it’s just gossip,” but geeze… the amount you hear, then this. Makes a person wonder.
The rumors that he fucked an Ostrich are disgusting. Corey would never stoop to this low. He’s a man of class and character…
It was an Emu.
I hope this regrettable Corey Perry incident doesn’t ruin the sterling reputation of the Chicago Blackhawks organization.
Davidson is on the verge of tears. Wtf happened
Chicago has policies to promote a safe work space? Who knew!
Hey! That fucker just plowed my mom!!
Crazy statement. Feels like we know 0.00001% more than before