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Now is your chance Chicago



Now is your chance Chicago

by wilfordbrimley778

45 Comments

  1. DivClassLg

    I’m absolutely dying for this legend to weigh in on the Chicago Hot Dog with or without Ketchup debate…

  2. This is the best post I’ve seen in some time. Love me some Thrill

  3. warpedashell

    We will take him back In Pittsburgh, getting the band back together!!!

  4. oystertoe

    It has been a wild ride of hockey posts all day, and this just wholesomely tops them all

  5. Sure he may not have the broadway good looks of a Corey Perry, but he won’t break your heart.

  6. mortycakes

    The 2 time…. 1993/1994 back to back hot dog eating champion

  7. Double_Reward230

    YEEP! The only thing he’s munching on is Cheeseburgers 🍔

  8. HairySandwiches

    Isn’t enough greasy cheeseburgers in Chicago to contain the Philly

  9. Shiny_Mew76

    He wouldn’t be the first well known Phil in Chicago

  10. Hanging_Aboot

    Oh yeah, good luck having the players’ moms not fuck Phil.

  11. Frosty-Lettuce

    Hell if Patrick kane can get a contract why not hot dog Phil

  12. Dont-concentrate-556

    Mr. Kessel will make an honest women out of Mrs. Bedard.

  13. MyBananaAlibi

    But let’s lay some groundwork first. What does Kessels mom look like.

  14. jurkajurka

    Oh no. I don’t want to hear about a Thrilling scandal in a few weeks.

  15. PoopSlinger23

    Like Bedard needs another guy to come in and fuck his mom?

  16. I keep saying he needs to reunite with the penguins retirement community

  17. redittjoe

    I’d take him as a third liner as a Sabre. But only grab him if Sabres are in the thick of the post season race after the 1st of the year. Be a good veteran presence. Used to playing in spot duty to.

  18. Zestyclose-Cricket82

    Depends, does he do ketchup on his dogs or not?

  19. Responsible_Try90

    Coach Chippy will have a new Phil skit coming if it happens! The Phil storyline is my favorite.

  20. Phil the thrill. My boy when he played in Pittsburgh.

  21. LustThyNeighbor

    I dunno, looks more like a hotdog murderer than a Bedard mom’s pussy murderer. Alas, I’ve never been accused of accurately judging a book by its cover.

  22. I’m down. You can get one hell of a deep dish in Chicago Phil.

  23. Additional_Time_2970

    This would honestly be so awesome if they did sign him.

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