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John Tortorella returns to Vancouver tonight. Hopefully he takes a moment to look up to the rafters to see the new addition…



John Tortorella returns to Vancouver tonight. Hopefully he takes a moment to look up to the rafters to see the new addition…

by Xaero261

9 Comments

  1. kneejerk_nuck

    Literally fought for us. Best coach in franchise history.

  2. I’m still salty about him starting Lack over Lou. Not how you treat the best goalie this franchise has ever had.

  3. jon-in-tha-hood

    For the cherry on top, you should have photoshopped on the Vancouver Millionaires heritage jersey and the mask he was going to wear instead of that stupid Heritage Classic beanie.

  4. metrichustle

    Torts is one of those coaches whose reputation exceeds his skill as a coach. He gets a lot of leeway because of his Cup win with Tampa years ago, but he literally drove the Canucks into the ground because he didn’t know how to adapt with a new team. The Canucks weren’t a contender, but it wasn’t a team that should miss the playoffs (haven’t missed since 2007-08). Of course, after firing him, we make the playoffs again.

    And who can forget his dumb decision in sitting Luongo for the Heritage classic? This wasn’t a strategic move because “Lack was playing better”. It was purely an egotistic and power move to do so. Luongo was consistent and wasn’t on “decline”. He goes onto Florida to play another 5+ seasons averaging .910-020 sv% and having back-to-back 60+ games as a starter. We did Luongo dirty and it’s so satisfying to see he gets the ROH.

    I hope we destroy the Flyers tonight.

  5. wooshun67

    I really hope he tries to attack Tocchet, of course he won’t cuz he is a loudmouth coward but it would be nice

  6. wooshun67

    He reminds me of an annoying toothless chihuahua yap yap yap

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