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Welcome to Hate Night.



Call it ekow, call it spite, call it fight night, just call it a Rangers loss and Canes win night.

If there’s a worse fanbase on planet earth than the Rangers, I can’t think of it. Even Boston just very slightly compares and believe you me I am not enamored with Bruins fans.

I am so sick of that goal song.

I am so sick of smug New York accents ruining everything everywhere they go.

If their fanbase isn’t whining, it’s being arrogant, or it’s being hypocritical about Trouba in particular. Above all else, Trouba has to finally answer for the Jarvis hit.

If Aho scores 6 goals tonight, it isn’t enough.

I want him to single-handedly embarass their defense.

May tonight finally be the night we have a dominant victory in that cesspool they call a rink.

If New York was so great, they’d turn around, go home, stay there, and forget the way back.

Your accent sucks and so does your pollution.

If we want to win the Cup this year, this is the kind of game we have to win. I know any win is great, but I want to demolish them. I want them to quit by the second period because they can’t handle our forecheck or sustained offensive pressure. I want “There’s No Quit In NY” to be a forgotten memory by the time the third period starts. Btw, even if we believe there’s no quit in NY, we all know god damned well there’s plenty of whine. Add some cheese to that while you’re at it, NYR.

Tonight, by the grace of the hockey gods, they answer for all their years of bullshit at our expense. In particular, I want them to pay for eliminating us in the playoffs the year before last.

When you listen to this clip, just imagine Bill Burr is addressing Ranger fans, not Philadelphia itself.

Dominate New York.

Embarass them.

Break their will to shoot, let alone win.

May MSG become PNC North tonight.

Hate, hate, hate.

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWuXfIZiSqY&ab\_channel=MotleyTV](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWuXfIZiSqY&ab_channel=MotleyTV)

by denvercaniac

3 Comments

  1. dragons_fire77

    I just have a humble ask to start the new year: I want enough Ranger tears to raise the sea levels

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