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LMAO. The NHL is cooked



LMAO. The NHL is cooked

by Only-Highlights

44 Comments

  1. Massive_Maize8334

    Tell me you didn’t watch the game without telling me you didn’t watch the game.

  2. TampaJayLightning

    I don’t know how people are arguing this. It was a retaliation and clear intent to injure; 2 things the NHL sometimes actually punishes.

    Should Cousins get a suspension? Yeah you could argue it, but others will show different angles and say he couldn’t have avoided the hit.

    Zucker decided to board him instead of dropping the gloves, hence the suspension.

    I’d say it was worth it though.

  3. Palenehtar

    And yet Trouba only got a 5k fine for a two handed tomahawk chop to Frederics head. I’m not saying the guys in DOPS are taking hallucinogens or anything but…wait yes I am, they are on drugs, clearly.

  4. H8ersAlwaysH8

    Should of just two handed slash him in the face. Only get a 5k fine that way.

  5. ProfessionalAir882

    Well I guess he should have gone with the Zucker punch instead.

  6. SilkyBowner

    I can’t believe he got 3 games for that. What did Cousins get for his hit on a vulnerable player just before the Zucker hit?

  7. usedtosmokepot

    “Enjoy your days off kid and get some rest. You did good “

  8. NorthboundUrsine

    While I agree that he should have been suspended, Cousins also deserves to receive supplemental discipline for what he did as well.

    Two wrongs don’t make a right, but the second wrong doesn’t erase the first either.

  9. CapriciousnArbitrary

    3 game suspensions should be handed out much more frequently, this is a start. But I’d much rather see stick infractions get this treatment.

  10. Vlistorito

    It’s the right call but he also did the right thing.

  11. Hmmm, maybe if the NHL took player safety more seriously, guys like Zucker wouldn’t feel like they need to take matters into their own hands.

    I hope Cousins steps on a rake.

  12. PhilMcCraken2001

    He did what needed to be done and Zucker has won over fans from all teams

  13. Careless_Suggestions

    Guess next time they gotta make sure cousins sits a couple days on IR as well. Preferably in a dark room

  14. rollsoftape

    Once again, Florida goons skate free. Parros is a complete clown.

  15. captain_catman_

    Cousins should have expected someone was coming for him after leaving his feet to hit a downed player. But instead he was standing up straight facing the glass

  16. thundercat1996

    Cousins suspension is where? Is George Parros blind now like the refs?

  17. debid4716

    Right call for a bad hit. But given the circumstances I can’t say I wouldn’t have done the same in his position

  18. As a panthers fan, I would love to see Cousins get suspended

  19. Calling__Elvis

    Cousins uses his elbow to hit the first guy in the head area. The Zucker hit was shoulder to shoulder (except the puck was far away). Zucker gets suspended but Cousins does not?

  20. Halcyon-On-N-On

    NHL going the way of NFL…a joke that writes itself

  21. fastal_12147

    I’d like to see a breakdown of this year’s suspensions by conference. Seems like the West has way more so far, but I’d like to see the numbers.

  22. robbiedobbles

    Even leaving out the initial Cousins hit, I think 3 games is a bit harsh for the boarding. 1 or 2 games would have been fine. But when you add in the fact that Cousins comes out of this with nothing, it just makes the NHL look terrible. I just don’t see how anyone at the league can think that the DPS is doing a good job.

  23. Santa_Claus77

    It’s just like what Larkin said when he got injured a couple weeks ago. NHL player safety doesn’t give af.

  24. dadsquatch101

    BRING PHYSICALITY BACK TO HOCKEY!!!! let the Europeans play their way and lets get back to hitting fighting and scoring! The whole league has become so fucking soft its terrifying. And when a good hit actually happens its almost instinct that the guy drops his gloves. Not saying thats specific to this post but in general, things need to get back on track.

  25. Fantastic_Board7057

    *laughs in growing up idolizing scott stevens*

  26. tsM-regarded

    THREE GAMES LMFAOOOOOOOO

    I don’t even know why I watch this fucking league anymore.

  27. Irish1Car3Bomb1

    Agree with this. Cousins’ hit wasn’t nearly as nasty as Zuckers’.

  28. No_Tea_9845

    Why is it cousins again lol the guy must be the biggest pigeon out there 🤡

  29. slafyousilly

    More than fair. You can’t do that. Next time drop the gloves like man.

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