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Bro did NOT want to go šŸ˜­



Bro did NOT want to go šŸ˜­



by Only-Highlights

45 Comments

  1. ChildMogger

    Bro was smiling when he heard he had an excuse not to go

  2. dumbthiccrick

    Canā€™t imagine any players aside from first-timers/rookies would be excited to go to the all-star weekend

  3. Cannabis-Revolution

    I don’t even want to go and I’m a fan

  4. Fleganhimer

    “Your break has been cancelled. You will now be committed to travel that is more involved than a normal game. Going has no implications on anything important but not going will harm the team. Congratulations”

  5. ASillyGoos3

    Bjorky has always been pretty level headed but damn this one really shoulda stayed on a hard drive somewhere šŸ’€

  6. ThreeYardLoss

    He went from so happy talking about his vacation to defeated so fast. Neither of them look or sound like they want to have this conversation anymore. Such a half-hearted you deserve it, too. Overall a terrible experience. Next time, don’t be all-star calibre.

  7. I donā€™t think he was too excited for the family trip either lol

  8. isqueezewhatiwant

    I can’t tell who has more personality here but I’m gonna have to go with that bottle of water on the table

  9. JustWannaChill82

    HahA this totally explains why no one watches the NHL all star game. Guy got his vacation ruined and now had to go to work. You can totally tell he didn’t want to go. I bet as soon as he went back into the Locker Room he was all down n told the boys vacation is cancelled

  10. Mr_BridgeBurner7778

    They really need to scrap the ASG. Have a fan/sponsor friendly golf tournament in the summer instead

  11. rollsoftape

    Yeah you don’t really publish stuff like this to “grow the game” lol

  12. scarlet_fire_77

    Congrats you have to cancel your family vacation to San Diego for a weekend of work in Toronto. Congratulations. Lol

  13. MrThird312

    “Somewhere warm, get some sunshine…”
    Ok.. how about… Toronto?!

  14. DangerLime113

    ā€œYouā€™ve earned thisā€ā€¦ the gift of going to Toronto in winter for work vs sunny San Diego with the family and kids šŸ¤£

    Hopefully heā€™s actually happy about it but Iā€™m sure many guys are just wishing they got the sun and fun week. At least having All Stars in Florida was vacation-like.

  15. themaengdon

    Iā€™m sure the weather in Toronto in late January will be fairly similar to San Diego

  16. Sure_Psychology_7313

    Maybe he gets a bonus on his contract for being selected, might be the only positive. He probably doesnā€™t need the money and would rather the time off thoughā€¦.

  17. RacingGuy69

    ā€œHopefully somewhere warm.ā€

    ā€œHow about Toronto?ā€ LOL

  18. asparagusbruh

    “You earned it, you deserve it so congrats”

    “Yeah”

  19. mudamuckinjedi

    This is the equivalent of being called into work on your weekend off! Dude just wanted to spend some time with the family.

  20. Philhughes_85

    If you pause you can actually see the moment his heart breaks.

    I wish I was better at GIFs because I’d love to impose his head over Ralph’s body from the Simpsons.

  21. CrazyCanada67

    The beatings will continue until you enjoy the all-star festivities

  22. Menanonymalaus

    Heā€™s having a very human reaction. Probably covering a mix of emotions with a measured response. The video is dumb though, like they expected him to act like he won the lottery.

  23. I wish the remaining players could opt out of the vote-in.

    I want to vote JT Miller in. Heā€™s been so good over the past 5 years, and especially this year. Heā€™s earned it, even over the flashier more skilled Pettersson.

    However, I know he loves his family more than anything and probably just wants to chill the fuck out over the break.

    That being said, I dont want to vote the guy in if he doesnt want to be there haha. I have a feeling he wouldnt be as calm as Oliver in this scenarioā€¦

  24. Ness_tea_BK

    Not worth the wife being pissed at you and he knows it lmao

  25. Born-Chipmunk-7086

    Not that he doesnā€™t want to go, he was
    Just surprised.

  26. MacroFlash

    They showed this at the Senators game last night and they cut to him and he still looked pissed about it

  27. Panarin didn’t want to go so badly he scheduled having a kid for that week

  28. greysqualll

    Every taking his reaction as him not wanting to go. These guys act like this when they just scored a hat trick. I’m pretty sure this is how McDavid would sound mid-orgy. He could just be humble or whatever too.

  29. ChiWhiteSox247

    Do they get a paid bonus for being selected for the all star game? I feel this guy id be more annoyed than anything else haha

  30. Mangafan101

    Bro said he was hoping to spend his break “somewhere warm” and ends up being told he has to go to Toronto and work, and that he deserved it. I’d be so mad lmao

  31. theleafsnation420

    I don’t think I have every had an interest in the ASG or even made past 1 period when I did try to watch

  32. DaArio_007

    The coach really thinks he was doing something wholesome there

  33. Are players required to attend the ASG? Or can they opt out?

  34. tintinliz115

    This is the problem with the NHL all star format . Youā€™ve got representatives , not All stars going ā€¦ feel bad for him lol

  35. Immediately thinking how shitty itā€™s going to be to tell his girl vacation is canceled.

  36. Alive_Recognition_81

    You know the All-Star weekend is a total bust when players try to avoid it instead of relish in the honor and fans over eight years old can’t get down with it anymore.

    Myself, I check in for fastest skater and hardest shot on youtube highlights. The rest isn’t worth my time.

    I watched an interesting documentary from 30 for 30 called “Celtics/Lakers”. The NBA in the 70s was kind of in a stalemate, much like the NHL is today. The thing they talked about was better marketing of players (Larry Bird, Magic Johnson) and revamping the all-star game and swithcing commissioners, which made it take off and rise in major popularity.

    It may be that time for the NHL to have their transition time into a new Era and new direction.

  37. redditmodsdownvote

    “Oh! Ohh… yeah, sure” lmfaooo nobody gives af about all star weekend, poor guy.

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