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This is not a drill 🚨 🚨 🚨



This is not a drill 🚨 🚨 🚨

by _CoconutsGo

9 Comments

  1. Talks of Jets relocating back to Atlanta will get leaked to reporters

  2. Valuable-Baked

    Bettman 2023: Here’s to snatch by the pool in FLA!

    Bettman 2024: Give yer balls a tug titfucker it’s a Sudbury Saturday Night

  3. Bettman just called out the wet work crew. Snipers in the stands.

  4. CynicalBite

    For a change, in this picture he doesn’t look like a rat ready to sell your mother to someone in Arizona.

    Edit: actually now that I look at it again….

  5. No_Entertainer_9760

    What does this have to do with Saul Goodman

  6. ratticus-finch

    American teams: “How could this happen!?”

    Bettman: “I hear you! The rest of the world hears you! And the people who allowed these Canadian teams to be at the top of the league will hear all of us soon!”

    American teams: “U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!”

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