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The Rangers are dog shit change my mind



Self explanatory. I’m fucking pissed.

by JockLafleur

41 Comments

  1. ColdRoller52

    Our depth is non existent, we have one line cooking then the bromance is next to useless at 5v5, a fourth line and an AHL line. They never were really that good, just got off to a hot start

  2. cam_huskers

    Happens to every team in the league. One month ago the Avs lost 5/6 with losses to Anaheim, Philly, and Arizona. Lol

  3. Puzzleheaded-Cow72

    I hear there’s a sickness going around the team which is why Mika didn’t play the other day

  4. RangersGoalieFanClub

    No presidents Trophy curse for us anymore😎😎😎

  5. Clark94vt

    Remember a few weeks ago some rangers fan made the post about them winning 66+ games.

  6. Only thing that can change your mind is this team when they stop playing like dog shit

  7. Last-Faithlessness-6

    Actually, they’re a hockey team that plays in New York.

  8. The_Comic_Collector

    The last couple years I was really big on em and they look good again but I can’t trust em

  9. Mephisto1822

    Thought they were going to keep running away with the Metro to be honest. Glad to see they decided it would be more entertaining if things were closer

  10. DrewCrew62

    The canes were ass to start the year, then inconsistent as hell. Came back from the Christmas break with a fire under their ass.

    Season is half over, the key is to stay in the playoff hunt and peak at the end of season into the playoffs

  11. tcgreen67

    They aren’t a contender without Shesterkin being one of the top goalies.

  12. Consistent_Bet811

    I think they can make a decent run for the cup imo

  13. I_IZ_Speshul

    *clears throat* ahem. Can I offer you to be a sharks fan? /s

    *silently weeps*

  14. ranger_joe88

    They’re in a slump, happens to every team. You just hope that it doesn’t last long enough to hurt them in the standings.

  15. OrganizationWinter53

    Shesterkins been a damn pilon as of late. I have him on my fantasy team, and I continue to start him every week when maybe I shouldn’t be. For the last 4 weeks or so he’s started the week off for me with negative numbers.

  16. NY-Black-Dragon

    We’re almost always dog ass in December/January, but we usually come out of it sometime in February. If they lose another couple, then I’ll start to worry.

  17. PinHeadDrebin

    You could say the same for the bruins compared to last year and how they started the season. Truth is every team has ups and downs. Rangers are stacked

  18. ScoticusMaximus2017

    If they haven’t lost to the sharks, then they aren’t dog shit. I stand by this statement.

  19. Ballgame4

    Lately that’s an accurate statement. I will point out that the Rangers were down 3-0 in Montreal and came back to tie. Yep still lost

  20. zookeeper4312

    I’m a flyers fan but to be like “this team sucks cuz they lost a few games in January” is ridiculous

  21. gibson531

    Every team has times they are shit. Currently, my Rangers are. Gotta push through.

  22. I pray on the rangers downfall every night before bed. Thats pure unadulterated haterade baby. Hate hate hate hate.

  23. Mental_Ad_2204

    Still quite some distance to miss the playoffs.

  24. VictoriaAutNihil

    D needs to tighten up in their own zone. Allowing too many open SOG, also Shesterkin not quite right, too many rebounds, stick side very weak.

    However, still 41 games to go, so better to slump now, than towards the end of the regular season.

    I think a major trade will take place by March 8. Need a big D presence in front of the net. Maybe two.

  25. InvestigatorFull2498

    While I agree with OP that the rangers are shit, I think he gives them too much credit. Dogs are cool af, rangers are more like cat shit.

  26. 902crewdude

    Well, they’re still leading their division. I’m not sure I understand your interpretation of “dog shit.”

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