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Corey Perry signs with the Oilers.



Corey Perry signs with the Oilers.

by OhAces

31 Comments

  1. sufferfest3163

    Hey, it’s a perfect team for him. They straightened out Kane; Perry should be a piece of cake.

  2. Smittysgreasymullet

    Man people are going to hate us so much. I mean they do already, but this is going to be juicy as fuck.

  3. No_Structure4386

    Well, there goes their shot at the cup this year.

  4. So Edmonton gonna lose in Stanley Cup final vs Tampa Bay? Yessir

  5. Twister341688

    Well there goes Edmontons shot a winning a cup this year. The Curse of Corey Perry strikes Edmonton.

  6. AirborneMarburg

    Are we ever going to find out what he did or said while hammered to get canned from the Blackhawks?

  7. GuestUser1982

    Kane and Perry on the ice at the same time…. These guys are going to create so much energy, and after the whistle scrums….. Cup or Bust!

  8. What the hell is with the Oilers and washed up players with a history of dirty play?

    Keith, Perry, Smith, Lucic, Kassian

    Christ Edmonton. What are you doing?!

    Edit: can’t believe I forgot Kassian.

  9. someguyfromsk

    Future headline: “After winning record 14th straight win Edmonton finishes the season with 39 game losing streak.”

  10. DontToewsM3Bro

    Dang, I wanted him on the leafs so he could kick the core ass and finally have a real leader

    Good pick-up by the Oilers though

  11. RumAndCoco

    Holy shit. So 20 win heater right? That’s what’s gonna happen?

  12. athendofthedock

    So I guess the oilers are going to the Stanley Cup…

  13. Murky-Picture-6640

    This is wait the Oilers really need. Too many big nice guys. They need someone like a Chris Pronger.

  14. tristan1616

    Oilers collect all the piece of shit players like Thanos collects the infinity stones

  15. Box_of_leftover_lego

    Reporter: “How much scum can fit on one team?”

    Holland: “Yes.”

  16. Xerostodes

    At this point they could announce EDM signed OJ Simpson and Oscar Pistorius and I wouldn’t be surprised.

  17. minghagger

    Wow such a good roster move. I’m kinda rooting for the oilers now. – a bruins fan

  18. Drnedsnickers2

    Oilers corner the market on scumbags. Can a TDA trade be far away?

  19. Deveranmar1

    BRB adding oilers to the Nashville list of Corey perry enjoyers.

  20. defaultsubs_suck

    Who cares? They signed a 3rd / 4th line forward. Dude had a drunken episode. He didn’t kill any anyone.

  21. chodachowder

    We need an asshole like Perry, somebody Vegass and LA will absolutely hate playing against. He might not be the asshole we deserve but he’s the asshole we need

  22. Hungry_Definition450

    Oilers are the really the team where bums and dreams go to die.

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