LQR Game 45: The Garden Massacre :Canadiens @ Bruins

LQR Game 45: The Garden Massacre :Canadiens @ Bruins

Dude I’ve got good news Well my cup runneth over what are you going to add to my already phenomenal night uh is he dead yeah probably but don’t don’t look at that look at look at good what’s the good news okay well I just fired Lambert and made your alltime favorite goalie

Our coach oh Patrick W is back that is amazing for me definitely not for you but genuinely good news what a night jeez well he’s not dead more good news I think I just had a horrible nightmare you were celebrating some sort of bull crap about your history that no

One cares about and then you put up nine goals on H it actually happened didn’t it it did God could this night get any worse Patrick was back in the league [ __ ] low quality f a high quality Bruins team that is a dub every single Bruin except for forbort and

Ptra had at least one point tonight that’s nuts that’s that’s squirly that’s unbelievable tenacity you can’t teach that this team just kicked the absolute butter balls out of the Montreal toilet seats my good I mean a game that until the third period was close it was a mess and the

Bruins were the better team through the first two but it was still a close game and then they just took a heaping dump on them I don’t mean to be vulgar but I don’t get paid by some professional company to do this so I get to say whatever the [ __ ] I

Want we beat the hell out of those guys holy [ __ ] what a great game what a great game and if you’re a Habs fan and you stumbled over to this channel look man all you can do is laugh all you can do Bruins fans know it every franchise knows it sometimes you get

Embarrassed and that third per period was embarrassing honestly the other two were as well except we also had embarrassing moments that wasn’t exactly what I’d call Great hockey like fundamentally great what a game nine nine I know you wanted 10 so did I but let’s not let’s

Not get get selfish over greedy greedy is the word don’t not get greedy over here on a night where we were celebrating the 1988 Boston Bruins I did not get to catch any of that because I was late coming home from work but I’m sure it was great and we sure did honor

Them by putting up an 80s esque score good stuff you having fun I’m having fun I’m I’m having a good time a good time the Montreal Canadians the proud franchise this is our third meeting of the year we had an overtime loss to them early in November

And then a week after that we had a pretty emphatic win over them they suck at everything pretty much the bottom third of the league in goals allowed in goals scored in power play in penalty kill they’re a bad team they’re genuinely a bad team but here’s the good

News for Habs fans here’s genuinely good news is two of the most difficult positions to find on a championship caliber team are usually considered your Topline Center your onec and your goenda is somewhere around there I don’t know the exact games and a fantastic two-way game really looks like he’s

Going to be their onec for the next 10 years and then Sam monmo with a 910 save percentage a 285 goals allowed average on a team giving up the third most expected goals per game this year yikes looks like he really has starter qualities can be a true number one

Goenda now of course he’s 27 but go tenders don’t if they’re good don’t drop off as hard their early 30s the way some players will so if that’s your guy for the next 5 to8 years and you’ve got Suzuki as your 1C you filled in some major pillars for when you’re trying to

Build back towards being competitive now of course I do want to make the point screw them I hope they’re never competitive again even though the league is a better place when the Habs are good I know that you know that that fan base knows that but screw them screw him

Coffield looks good mat’s been great this year they’ve got some pieces they’ve got some pieces but the thing is about the Habs people tend to forget this about the Habs um they suck the Habs suck like that’s a you know how like the Yankees suck like that’s just a fundamental truth the Habs

Suck duh let’s talk about the Bruins though who don’t suck we get four players back from injury I just told somebody can’t remember who it was I apologize it was in the YouTube comments can’t find it just told you that for more could still be considered week to

Week because that is the update I had very recently gotten I lied turns out didn’t mean to lie but I did Carlo ptra omark and former all go back into the lineup just a fun little jam session of injured dudes back into other dudes what

Am I I don’t know what I’m saying I’m a little delirious it’s been a very long week I have bags under my ey I do have bags under my eyes goodness it’s fine everything’s fine the lines shake out as such Martian coil pasta jvr zaka debrusk lco geeky Frederick Bist ptra Heinen

Gism lindom Carlo for more shaton Kirk olark gets his first start since getting injured 11 days ago ptra on the fourth line is stupid and it’s not about him being a rookie it’s not about his level it’s about the fit and that makes no sense at all and he didn’t even spend

That much time with them he did but he bounced around to a few different lines laurri and W spoon and Steen will all fall on the sword they all get moved out of the lineup I know we’re going to be upset about laai and W spoon and some

People about Steen beer got sent down to Providence which I kind of get but it sucks cuz there’s just so many flashes as him being this really responsible fourth line Center who wins faceoffs defensively it’s great and then he has moments where he really just doesn’t look like he

Belongs bummer but he’s still working through some stuff his career certainly isn’t over just just a bummer there if you dig hockey and you dig the Bruins and maybe you dig this channel feel free to join the Discord below as well as jump in with Twitter conversations and

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Anymore honestly I really appreciate you guys uh let’s talk about this game where most of the conversation is going to be about goals because there were 13 of them my my prediction by the way if you listen to the short shift pod was a 40 shutout for the Bruins I predicted a shut

Out I’m not good at my job I’m not pck drops 406 in mat who have been praising all year long goes for crosschecking we’re going to the power play no dice special teams through two periods fing awful awful 822 in shaten Kirk’s going to go for slashing it was

Uh a call 56 seconds into this power play we are going to do something that’s going to make me want to pull my hair out it’s so weird the 180 you take during this game how frustrated you were through it and then by the end of it

You’re just elated either way the puck is drifting towards the left Point we’ve knocked it away it looks like we get a clearance out of this get the puck out and marand is screaming his way towards it and mat is coming the other way if Martian can Corral this we have a

Breakaway we have a Bruins player in the neutral zone ready to take off Martian knows this but he also has matth bar Ling down on him he tries to Corral it mat smacks it away deeper into the zone now marshan is way out of position they set back up

Forbort has to try to compensate for marshan no longer being on that right side that Circle left side depending on your angle and so they have a freebie in passing to uh Coffield who is literally just sitting next to Omar all alone cuz forbort drifted up into that Circle he

Receives the puck and he has no problem just dunking this past omark short side one zero power play goal for them that stuff kills me it kills me the Home Run play was so unnecessary there you’re on the penalty kill kill the penalty first worry about scoring a goal after drives

Me nuts but hey we don’t have to wait too long for Revenge cuz only a few minutes later with 730 13 left in the period Carlo is going to be striding his way through the middle of the neutral zone and he’s going to see Freddy on the

Left side and he Chucks it over to him let’s take the offensive zone and Freddy receives his Puck and he goes hey screw it let’s get the big man some buckets 2v2 it’s Freddy it’s Carlo and in front of Carlo is Harris yeah I don’t weird weird weird occurrence having Carlo join

The rush like that Carlo manhandles Harris and allows himself to be opened up enough as he’s driving towards monmo that Frederick from that left wall after they take the offensive zone lays a perfect saucer pass in the air foot off the ground boom lands right on his stick

And Carla’s able to tip this glove side far side and it’s 1-1 just like that Harris had a terrible game he got absolutely annihilated this game so I don’t know why I’m being mean to him but not good 5117 left shaton Kirk pinches up in the neutral zone and open Ice hey

You want a good tip here don’t pinch into open Ice in the neutral zone don’t don’t do that I have no idea what he was thinking there it’s not like he was going to get to this Puck first the guy who received the puck didn’t even have

To move to beat shaten kerk to it I I don’t know what we’re doing either way the play is going to keep going our way except for shaten kerk’s now deep in the neutral zone so it’s a two onone a two on one against forbort by the

Way great so he’s going to go W is going to go down the left side of the offensive zone for’s going to go let’s close the gap and he does and it’s not even how much I hate this play because forbort was going to be behind this

Regardless you could already see that he was too flat footed to catch up with this so it was either two on none or he tried to eliminate one of the bodies he goes for w and W is then going to to fing this into the slot where armia has

Beaten Bist by a stride or two armia gets a glove side tap in past Omar and it’s 2-1 and everyone’s pissed off again but once again about I don’t know 4 minutes later Buck 50 left in the period it’s a heart noose shift by the second line but the Highlight is actually Carlo

Who if this didn’t work we’d be criticizing that’s how it works unfortunately not really fair he’s going to pinch on that right wall all the way down basically to the right corner he’s going to come all the way down breaks up the play it allows de Brusque and jvr to

Jump in into that corner as well win the board battle de Brusque is going to have the puck just scooched towards the net but still behind the net and he’s just going to take it right in short side couple of long strides and he manages to

Squeak it through monteo it’s 22 I don’t even really know how it gets in and then 40 seconds later we’re going to do it again we’re set up in their Zone this is a new line this one was Hein and Freddy geeky just shifting those lines around

Again and they’re going to get set up and geeki wins a board battle down low puck gets moved around to the left Point Grizz is back there and just sees hey heinan isn’t really covered by anybody and he’s back door so it’s a slap pass intentionally wide but disguise it as a

Shot everyone sells out except for Heinen who tries to go off of the stick and just redirect it into the net doesn’t work it redirects off his stick and Es skate into the net who gives a crap that’s a goal it’s 32 with 50 seconds left of the period huge and

We’ll go into the second with that lead and then 510 into the second coil goes for high sticking we’re going to the Penalty kill and for the second time on a penalty kill we’re going to get scored on about a minute into it the Habs are

Set up once again this is actually just a really nice play by Monahan who’s standing in the slot all alone he receives a pass from Suzuki and just Taps it sorry he wasn’t all alone he just redirects it to go to mat who is all alone who just gets to load up from

The high slot and goes basically bardownski on Mark glove side I think omark got screened a little bit here CU this is one even though it’s an excellent shot that we’re kind of used to seeing olark save either way it’s 33 power play goal for them they’re two for

Two on the power play but for Mor and Carlo are back so I don’t know what the issue is I actually the the second power play goal was just really good and the first one was a turnover and that was Martian’s fault and I’m not going to blame forbort for that even though

Forbort did not look good 755 in Freddy continues to just be awesome by the way he’s just great and Anderson they’re going to get tied up Anderson is going to Palm Freddy’s face like this and then put his head into the ice wall the ref is locked in on that play

And initially keeps his arm down they are going to get up and fight a little bit Anderson gets the better side of this it was kind of an awkward fight but he he gets the more more hits in uh but after all of this is settled and the

Commercial break comes back we see that they actually got the extra two for elbowing I don’t understand we’re going to the power play low and then with 7 seconds left of the power play that we did not do anything with P Harvey penard is going to clear this out of the Z

Over the glass clearly delay of game I mean it wasn’t even close to the glass and they call it and as that arm goes up the whistles are blowing the refs get together and then they wave it off one of the refs was certain it hit something

I don’t know what it hit maybe his massive ego I don’t know how you wave that either way we’re not going to the power play Everything sucks I hate it here 914 left it’s a clean breakout from our Zone and it turns out the puck don’t lie because it’s a nice redirect by

Boquest he just Springs a two-on-one for Heinen and Patra and Heinen pretty much shows shoot the whole time the defense really does cover up the pass ptra didn’t have a chance on this one so Heen goes fine I’m going to go block her side sniper Rooney and cheese absolute bullet

And it’s 43 and then 49 seconds later we are in transition again and it’s a long pass from the defensive Zone all the way up to marshand who’s standing on the opposing blue line just on that that left corner and he sees pasta coming so

He hits the brakes he waits and he just dishes this off to Pasta he’s going to collect and head straight for the high slot who he is thinking shoot the whole time obviously but there is another option that opens up as coil is streaking down the right side getting right in monmo

Pasta tries this great just tries to lead him enough right lead him enough and the pass goes oh it’s a 5050 ball right between him and monteno but Coyle is able to reach out and hit the puck right before it hits where mono’s trying to get to and it goes past him blocker

Side it’s 53 that’s your game-winning goal by the way Coyle got it the guy who’s not going to get a ton of praise for this game but was brilliant the entire time 641 left multiple failed clearances leads to this it keeps the Play Alive drives me nuts but it wasn’t

Enough not enough for us to just keep you know leaving the option open for the Habs no we also wanted to help by giving it directly to them because shaton Kirk’s in the left corner with the puck with a little bit of time and he just

Pushes this forward to give it away to Harvey penard now look I know he’s trying to elevate and do something different in the year he doesn’t do this on purpose obviously but doesn’t and so Harvey panar goes oh cool I’ve got Gallagher in the slot who’s got to step

On lindome feeds it to him Gallagher swoops around tries to beat Omar to the far post Omar is there makes the save but lindol swipes the puck into the net after the save is made and it’s 54 and with 104 left slashing on Grizz we’re going to the Penalty kill we kill off

That 104 we star in the third period up a goal but on 56 seconds of the penalty kill this is massive and then we kill it and then we start rattling them off 126 in Gallagher flubs the puck in the left Point leads to a pasta Breakaway he’s got struble draped

Over his back doesn’t matter enough because pasta is going to go in on monteo try five hole save made but the puck bounces right back to him and he’s able to bury this stick side it’s 64 another one for pasta and then with 432 left it’s horrible Puck management by

The hals as sovi just gives it away to coil in the middle of the slot like literally passes it to him I don’t know what he was doing here he is going to look to the net realizes he doesn’t actually have a shot as a Defender

Collapses in on him so he’s going to start going around the net and he skates right around his Defender uses the net as a pick for that Defender and as he frees himself up as he circles around the other side he sees that marshand is primed in the dead center of the slot

Quick Pass to him and he’s going to beat mono uh glove side so that’s going to be seven to four and that’s his 11th consecutive 20g goal season for marand incredible and then 5 minutes after that a Faceoff win by zaka debrus is going to

Jump in he’s going to circle all the way from the left wall down and around and he is going to see that zaka just went back door he just goes straight to mono’s blocker side no one picks him up so as de bruss circles the net he flings

It across tapping for zaka it’s 884 and we’re having a great time they’re finally going to pull monteno and bring in Primo which sure at that point why not on the on the date that Patrick Wall was hired once again as an NHL coach let’s make sure our goalie doesn’t get

Destroyed too much cuz we saw how that worked in the past I believe that’s Zak’s 100th goal if I’m correct here 950 left Suzuki going to go for slashing we’re going to the power play and 30 seconds into the power play shaton Kirk with the puck on the left dot he really

Does do a great job on the power play unit he shifts this to geeki who’s to the right of Primo he sees Heinen inside of Harris well you know you know what I mean Quick Pass to him and Heinen gets the tap in it is a hattick for Danton

Heinen the first of his career I believe and that’s horrendous defensive coverage by Harris who was terrible all night I’m really picking on this guy but screw him he’s a Hab N9 to4 your final score what game notes could I possibly have let’s talk about the guys returning from injury

Shall we we’ve got forbort who looked bad he did what are we doing here he looked bad here’s the thing I am willing even though I know that forbort looked really bad when healthy in the past I’m going to give the guy a fair chance it’s

Not fair to just crap all over I’m like okay let’s get you back to game speed and see where you look see where you look ah God it is late Carlo looked mostly awesome he had a great game Patra not great really struggled to find any chemistry with his Lin mates let’s give

Him a little time as well and then olark did not get much help but let’s be honest not his best effort either uh he he’s going to shake that off though I’m really not worried about him the PK really struggling again so I’m hoping that with Carlo back fulltime and maybe

Forbort can add to this penalty Hill gets back to where it should be which is a top 10 penalty kill I’m pretty sure over the past month and a half we’ve been like the 22nd ranked penalty kill it’s been it’s been bad like genuinely bad those are my only Game notes how fun

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