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Distance of each NHL arena to closest strip club



Distance of each NHL arena to closest strip club

by AmericanPockets

31 Comments

  1. TheirPrerogative

    But imagine having a Costco across the street like those Vancouverites.

  2. GenghisConnieChung

    The funny thing is that for the Senators 14.9 miles could be the closest building of any kind.

  3. waitwhosaidthat

    Jets have a male strip club half a mile away? I only know of the one strip club right by the arena and it’s definitely women strippers.

  4. EDWARDTEACHSLINEAGE

    Lightning’s has to be Odyssey 2001 I’m probably wrong though

  5. warmage20

    Is the Vancouver strip club inside the stadium?

  6. Aegis_1984

    Wait, what’s the strip club that close to Roger’s Arena? I thought it was No. 5 Orange, and that’s a 1.3km walk away

  7. In Montréal it seems the nearest nude club is way closer than 1,9 Miles…. Chez Paré is like 2 street corner away.

  8. West_Fuel_7990

    Which one is that close in Vancouver?
    Asking for a friend 🤣

  9. JayJay1227

    Montreal: “Caufield a scoré, on s’en va chez Paré!”

  10. babyvampiremademe

    there’s not a strip club within 16 miles of Belmont Park? hard to believe.

  11. Able-Flan-7381

    Rangers have ricks like two blocks from msg

  12. The dream palace is like a mile from the mullet, fake news.

  13. ElephantRedCar91

    I have to question that Newark strip club even as a devils fan 

  14. Chez Parée is 450m (0.28 miles) from the Bell Centre

  15. RooFeeOhh

    It bothers me that this spreadsheet has the first team on “2” instead of “1”.

  16. IBentMyWookie728

    I can tell this list is already off. The closest strip club to the Rangers sure as hell isn’t 1.2 miles away. It’s 2-3 blocks away down 33rd Street. I used to walk past it every day

  17. Due_Adeptness1676

    Sharks stripe club .6 miles huh been around there never saw one

  18. Biff_Tannen-43

    You’re gonna tell me that there’s a sausage club 31 feet from Rogers Arena?

  19. CapitaI_D

    There’s no way it’s 1.9 miles for Montreal.

  20. Ducks have a semi close one on Katella. Less than shown on this table….or so I’ve been told 😂

  21. SuccMyLents

    Dream Palace is 1 mile away from Mullett. This list is extremely low-effort. Enjoy the downvote.

  22. Chez Paré is DEFINITELY NOT that far from the Centre Bell 😂

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