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by InspectorPrimary4982

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  1. InspectorPrimary4982

    Canadian Hockey Fan: What does 0+0+3 equal?

  2. Dont-concentrate-556

    Sid: “Oh cool, the guys everyone says are better than me but will never win a cup. Nice to meet you both!”

  3. TheirPrerogative

    Guy in the background’s internal monologue: “I will never be more insignificant in my life”

  4. 80s_kid_4ever

    Watching him play when I was little, is why I wanted to play hockey

  5. waitwhosaidthat

    Mcdavid and Crosby sayin “ya we’re gonna be on the same team against you in the Olympics. Good luck”

  6. LumbaJ4cked

    Matthew and Connor making fun of veteran Sid just waking up from his afternoon nap

  7. Friendly-City-4911

    McDavid pointing out who has the best backhand goals in his lifetime.

  8. Ok_Sentence9188

    reminds me of the four spider-mans pointing at eachother

  9. buddachickentml

    So Ill be 1C, Auston will be 2C and you be 3C, Tavares 4C and we all bring the Cup back to Toronto

  10. roscoparis

    Shooter McGavin : Thank you, Doug. You know, I saw Doug playing yesterday. And I’ve got to tell you, this guy spends more time in the sand than David Hasselhoff!

    *finger guns*

  11. Objective_Dog7501

    They’re just laughing at Matthews for his horrible earrings

  12. SubstanceAmazing5133

    “He’s got all the Stanley cups”

  13. “Did you get away with sexual assault too?! No way! Its so cool the NHL covers for every team and lets all these players abuse women in their early 20s!”

  14. Elegant-Cat-4987

    “So yeah me and this guy are going to make you airtight in the Olympics”

  15. Previous-Exit8449

    97: “And then they all just requested trades out of there”

  16. gtjacketsball

    That kid right there didn’t buy his Stanley Cup from Target.

  17. MysteriousEbb2483

    Never mind the guys in the front, look at all those sweet Leafs Stanley Cup Championship photos behind them!

  18. Wonderful_Grade_5476

    Mcdavid: so your that famous hockey player everyone keeps talking about

  19. Meats_Hurricane

    2 great hockey players and Auston Matthews 

  20. xComradeSnarky

    papi is like: “hey remember when i skated face first into the crossbar and knocked a tooth out bc i was so focused on your ass?”

  21. Grant1972

    Sid telling them he was in the triple gold club when he was their age.

  22. 2_alarm_chili

    Who’s been past the second round? Me, Sid…oh looks like we stop there.

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