Marchand is involved? Couldn’t have happened to a better guy.
CrashTestMummies
Takes a licking and keeps on dicking
DistributionSilly597
4 on 1
Redjep77
You canât do that, but also no tears were shed
Comfortable-Ad-7158
Zary takes a crosscheck to the face and then another to the back of the head while down on the ice earlier in the season and it wasn’t even a penalty.
Yet this is 5 and a game. Ahh consistency.
Lazy_Glass_3292
Marchand was smacking the goalie pretty good I understand the reaction and Iâm sure he didnât mean to catch him in the face. Ultimately, 7 games for Kadri.
chicknsnadwich
Give Marchand a game misconduct for embellishment
duck1014
5 min?
What?
Seriously, whose dick is Marchand sucking? This is at best a 2 min roughing call.
What the fucking fuck?
iloveblondehair
Reddit: Player safety is a joke there is no place in the game for this
Reddit when itâs a player they hate: Haha die rat man, get fucked
Key-Engine6774
It was Marchand… I’m sure he deserved it.
AffectionateDraw5596
Is his beak sideways? Hard to tell near the end there.
godfadda006
Oh no!
âŠanywayâŠ
Gazas_trip
Maybe 2 for roughing, and two to Marchand for embellishment. And 2 more to Marchand for being a rat-faced fuck.
nosniviling
Live by the swordâŠ
jeffdrizz
Oh no! Anyways
Away-One4984
Less of a cross check and more of a fist closed on a lighter behind a night club
callacave
10 games for Marchy for taking one to the face
Hopfit46
I could only watch this 10 or fifteen times.
kingmoobot
“he touched my nose!”
Ref: “dude EVERYTHING touches that nose
LouisWu987
Worth it
Brookie069
Ladies and gentleman⊠we got him.
madelks
Money well spent.
HardOyler
Let’s circle back to this when your star players take a cross check to the face and you’re all screaming about player safety. Especially you insufferable lesfs fans but for this to happen it would mean your guys would have to be digging for a puck and we all know those over paid divas would never do that.
UniqueBar7069
Ocon gets a 5 second penalty.
Otterslayer22
Well he shouldnât be a fucking rat all the time.
DirtyDangles94
He should have been given a $5K bonus for his service to mankind rather than 5mins
Neat-Attorney-9624
Was he going for 5 again?.
CurtP31477
The way he was hacking the goalie, he earned it. He’s playing it up, but he knows he earned it.
mikesquared_
Marchands face is taking a beating tn
d1rtydancR
Worth it lol
queen_nefertiti33
Should be given a medal for that
MeatyMagnus
More like a sucker-punched, he got boxed out.
Duderman1
Love it
pattyG80
It pains me to see this sort of behavior…no wait…this one is juuuust fine
Golee
What is it they say about karma? That itâs a circle and what goes around comes around
yeetmemommmy
Ok, I kinda love the flames now. Temporarily.
DaisyFeeder
Good.
That’s the only word going through my brain.
Good.
Ir8Irishman
NHL Rule 59: Cross checking is when a player strikes an opposing player with the shaft of the stick while holding it with both hands.*
*59(a) as with all infractions, if the opposing player is Brad Marchand there is no penalty, irrespective of the nature of injury received.
*This exception has the rare distinction of carrying with a 100 percent vote of all active and retired NHL players, coaches, trainers, ticket takers, and concessions workers.
poopiehands
Be no call if it was done to Larkin
cheeba2992
Couldnât have happened to a better guy
Ir8Irishman
Popisisil jerseys just sold out. Theyâve even run out of Ps, Os, Is, Ss,and Ls. Canât even make more now.
exterior_paint
Swinging that stick around like a golf club to get ready for April
42 Comments
Marchand is involved? Couldn’t have happened to a better guy.
Takes a licking and keeps on dicking
4 on 1
You canât do that, but also no tears were shed
Zary takes a crosscheck to the face and then another to the back of the head while down on the ice earlier in the season and it wasn’t even a penalty.
Yet this is 5 and a game. Ahh consistency.
Marchand was smacking the goalie pretty good I understand the reaction and Iâm sure he didnât mean to catch him in the face. Ultimately, 7 games for Kadri.
Give Marchand a game misconduct for embellishment
5 min?
What?
Seriously, whose dick is Marchand sucking? This is at best a 2 min roughing call.
What the fucking fuck?
Reddit: Player safety is a joke there is no place in the game for this
Reddit when itâs a player they hate: Haha die rat man, get fucked
It was Marchand… I’m sure he deserved it.
Is his beak sideways? Hard to tell near the end there.
Oh no!
âŠanywayâŠ
Maybe 2 for roughing, and two to Marchand for embellishment. And 2 more to Marchand for being a rat-faced fuck.
Live by the swordâŠ
Oh no! Anyways
Less of a cross check and more of a fist closed on a lighter behind a night club
10 games for Marchy for taking one to the face
I could only watch this 10 or fifteen times.
“he touched my nose!”
Ref: “dude EVERYTHING touches that nose
Worth it
Ladies and gentleman⊠we got him.
Money well spent.
Let’s circle back to this when your star players take a cross check to the face and you’re all screaming about player safety. Especially you insufferable lesfs fans but for this to happen it would mean your guys would have to be digging for a puck and we all know those over paid divas would never do that.
Ocon gets a 5 second penalty.
Well he shouldnât be a fucking rat all the time.
He should have been given a $5K bonus for his service to mankind rather than 5mins
Was he going for 5 again?.
The way he was hacking the goalie, he earned it. He’s playing it up, but he knows he earned it.
Marchands face is taking a beating tn
Worth it lol
Should be given a medal for that
More like a sucker-punched, he got boxed out.
Love it
It pains me to see this sort of behavior…no wait…this one is juuuust fine
What is it they say about karma? That itâs a circle and what goes around comes around
Ok, I kinda love the flames now. Temporarily.
Good.
That’s the only word going through my brain.
Good.
NHL Rule 59: Cross checking is when a player strikes an opposing player with the shaft of the stick while holding it with both hands.*
*59(a) as with all infractions, if the opposing player is Brad Marchand there is no penalty, irrespective of the nature of injury received.
*This exception has the rare distinction of carrying with a 100 percent vote of all active and retired NHL players, coaches, trainers, ticket takers, and concessions workers.
Be no call if it was done to Larkin
Couldnât have happened to a better guy
Popisisil jerseys just sold out. Theyâve even run out of Ps, Os, Is, Ss,and Ls. Canât even make more now.
Swinging that stick around like a golf club to get ready for April