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by cotopaxi64

50 Comments

  1. Appropriate-Dog6645

    Just weak call on leafs for holding. Then this.

  2. rick__c_137

    Not a single infraction was committed on the play.

  3. ptgrvmrdrdjhnsn

    true love doesn’t end at that time of the month

  4. Haven’t been watching tonight. What was the play that lead to this? Slip and fall into his own stick?

  5. wrinkledpenny

    When “eating her out” is taken literally

  6. 20four80five

    That sound Hannibal makes after “I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti”

  7. Im2Crazy4U

    “You’re right! That definitely wasn’t a penalty. I cut myself when you weren’t looking”

  8. dirtybird131

    “Babe you could have told me it was that time of the month”

  9. chouindog

    Keep that guys wife’s name out your fucking mouth.

  10. CuntestedThree

    Wait, what if there’s an explanation for this shit?

    *What, he tripped? Fell? Landed on his stick?*

  11. drunken88sobriety

    The only thing a period stops is a sentence

  12. NHL’s favourite Team since 1967!!!/s

    Edit: Thought the /s was obvious

  13. NefCanuck

    Hey ref! I didn’t ask for ketchup, I asked you to “catch up” and call a penalty on that guy!

  14. JethroSkull

    “Tim Hortons’ fruit explosion muffin is their best muffin… Change my mind”

  15. allusions14

    “When’s it time to party we will always party hard”

  16. anti_anti_christ

    How am I gonna get a scar like this eating pussy?

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