“*Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.*”
lildeek12
“it’s kinda cool how every one appreciates their own flavor, huh.”
a_bagofholding
“Hey Brock let’s prank Fleury!”
Jabba_the_Putt
“So I’ve actually just received word the Calder trophy is here and its out back waiting for you”
oh wait you said wrong answers
kagiles
That was great when they called that penalty for the horsecollar tackle you took. Are you feeling ok? We know you’re a stud, but that looked brutal.
TheTree-43
I like shiny things but I’d marry you with paper rings
DeanEvasonPunch
“Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin’ huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.”
poultrybreath
Lmfao this meme is going to to BLOW UP
poultrybreath
“Give me those gloves, big boy. Let daddy get a whiff of them shits.”
chummyspoof
“So Brock, sources have told me that you have a 8 inch schlong. Other sources have it at over 10 inches. Is there any truth to this? If so, how much does it contribute to your elite shot-blocking ability? I imagine it gets in the way of everything, pucks especially.”
Alterior__Motif
“You know there are a lot of grown men wanting to sit in your lap right about now. How do you respond to those advances?”
HerbalAndy
Gorg: “is the spirit in the room with us right now?”
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“Pull my finger.”
“*Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.*”
“it’s kinda cool how every one appreciates their own flavor, huh.”
“Hey Brock let’s prank Fleury!”
“So I’ve actually just received word the Calder trophy is here and its out back waiting for you”
oh wait you said wrong answers
That was great when they called that penalty for the horsecollar tackle you took. Are you feeling ok? We know you’re a stud, but that looked brutal.
I like shiny things but I’d marry you with paper rings
“Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin’ huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.”
Lmfao this meme is going to to BLOW UP
“Give me those gloves, big boy. Let daddy get a whiff of them shits.”
“So Brock, sources have told me that you have a 8 inch schlong. Other sources have it at over 10 inches. Is there any truth to this? If so, how much does it contribute to your elite shot-blocking ability? I imagine it gets in the way of everything, pucks especially.”
“You know there are a lot of grown men wanting to sit in your lap right about now. How do you respond to those advances?”
Gorg: “is the spirit in the room with us right now?”
Faber: “yeah.. over there”
Gorg: How bout them Bobcats AMIRITE?!
Faber: (PTSD from NCAA championships this year)