You’d be out of breath too if you just scarfed down a dozen hotdogs.
GreyKnyght
They were like, “We got blue socks and a shell for ya, Phil, but you’re on your own for a helmet and gloves.” Then Phil was like, “Ummm… I had some blue gloves and a helmet somewhere in my garage, but I couldn’t find them. All I gots is my Yotes gloves and the non-shiny Vegas dome. That cool?”
MrBrisky
I’m surprised he is still playing. Good for him but I think it’s time to go.
nucks
Lol…sure, but have you seen players at training camp? How many players barf?
There is working out solo and there is practicing and playing. They aren’t the same and there is a big jump. Maybe this works, maybe it doesn’t, But don’t judge him on day one. Dude isn’t even a Canuck….Lay the fuck off until he signs a contract
pickle_milf
you’d be surprised how quick your stamina can return. Give him a couple of weeks and let his cells remember what it’s like to metabolize something other than hotdog triglycerides.
10inchezsoft
As long as he doesn’t do the Olli Juolevi Zamboni Celly.
Apprehensive-Tea4881
Don’t be fooled, this is poker Phil limping in.
Simba_Rah
Is Kessel making a comeback?
knigmich
And? That’s the point of training and practice.
amach9
That’s 3-time Cup champ Kessel. Get this man a hotdog and another Cup ring!
Miracl3Work3r
You doin’ alright there Hotdog Man?
Kosanu
did anyone make a hotdog joke yet
Miserable_Manner_980
Wait until the Sedins take him to the Grouse Grind.
Full_Examination_920
Wait. Kessel is a Canuck?? Since when? Yesterday???
Shit.
beren0073
You’re doing it wrong. Where’s the hot dog guy? There’s supposed to be a hot dog guy ready to resupply him every time he comes down the ice. No wonder he’s tired.
ObjectiveImmediate44
Kessel always looks grumpy and tired, but he scores nonetheless.
DaeWooLan0s
When has Phil ever been in shape?
londongas
Maybe it’s an old man thing. After I turned 40 I almost always have to puke after the first 5 Min then I’m good to go the rest of the way
I_Enjoy_Beer
“Hey Kessel, what’s the matter? You get axed from The Show and just start hammering slices or what? Do you think if the Cup was a slice you’d work harder for it?”
Walkinghawk22
That’s Stanley cup champion and olympian Phill mfn Kessel.
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You’d be out of breath too if you just scarfed down a dozen hotdogs.
They were like, “We got blue socks and a shell for ya, Phil, but you’re on your own for a helmet and gloves.” Then Phil was like, “Ummm… I had some blue gloves and a helmet somewhere in my garage, but I couldn’t find them. All I gots is my Yotes gloves and the non-shiny Vegas dome. That cool?”
I’m surprised he is still playing. Good for him but I think it’s time to go.
Lol…sure, but have you seen players at training camp? How many players barf?
There is working out solo and there is practicing and playing. They aren’t the same and there is a big jump. Maybe this works, maybe it doesn’t, But don’t judge him on day one. Dude isn’t even a Canuck….Lay the fuck off until he signs a contract
you’d be surprised how quick your stamina can return. Give him a couple of weeks and let his cells remember what it’s like to metabolize something other than hotdog triglycerides.
As long as he doesn’t do the Olli Juolevi Zamboni Celly.
Don’t be fooled, this is poker Phil limping in.
Is Kessel making a comeback?
And? That’s the point of training and practice.
That’s 3-time Cup champ Kessel. Get this man a hotdog and another Cup ring!
You doin’ alright there Hotdog Man?
did anyone make a hotdog joke yet
Wait until the Sedins take him to the Grouse Grind.
Wait. Kessel is a Canuck?? Since when? Yesterday???
Shit.
You’re doing it wrong. Where’s the hot dog guy? There’s supposed to be a hot dog guy ready to resupply him every time he comes down the ice. No wonder he’s tired.
Kessel always looks grumpy and tired, but he scores nonetheless.
When has Phil ever been in shape?
Maybe it’s an old man thing. After I turned 40 I almost always have to puke after the first 5 Min then I’m good to go the rest of the way
“Hey Kessel, what’s the matter? You get axed from The Show and just start hammering slices or what? Do you think if the Cup was a slice you’d work harder for it?”
That’s Stanley cup champion and olympian Phill mfn Kessel.
How’s your breath Phil?
Not good, eh?