Pretty sure we’re just going to “sniff the glue in and around the MD Camp” is to A) drive the price up on DalAss and B) get super high off of glue fumes.
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Fuck this rumor
CovertOwl
Absolutely fucking not
AvsFan08
God no
goavsgo1988
I think it would be hilarious if Mild legends Zach Parise and Matt Dumba were to win a Stanley Cup with the Avs but I can think of half a dozen moves I would rather make, if not more
ZookeepergameHot5642
Ughhh he annoys the shit outta me..but that is because he’s a pest. Maybe that’s a good type of player to have on your team? I dunno just don’t like the duuude
Avs4life16
noooooooooooooooo
Massive_Contract_908
Why? We already have a light version of him in Caleb Jones. Also just give us Nick Schmaltz. Maybe avs plan to deal Byram for a 2c like Middlestadt and plan on picking up dumba to replace byram with Arizona retaining salary, then throw in a little extra to send ryjo to a retirement home in the desert God bless him.
ObiWan_Cannoli_
No
zestfullybe
The only thing going for him is his a right-handed shot. Isn’t he more or less washed right now? It’s not like he’s lighting it up.
That would have to be one hell of a sweetheart deal.
50% retained for a 6th and a Dave & Buster’s gift card… *maybe*.
rohlinxeg
Dubnyk… Parise… Dumba…
Can we just skip the part where we wait 7-10 years and bring in Kaprizov now?
gluesniffer678
Sniffing glue kills brain cells and I’d avoid that activity at all costs.
Gen_Jack_Ripper
I’m hearing the Avs are going to offer 14m X 6 for him.
Let’s hope that’s all the TB and Dal people read and they overpay.
BURGUNDYandBLUE
NOOOOOO
CitizenNaab
Oh god please no
chawkey4
For what purpose? We have dermy, we don’t need to get tougher, we need a center and BUG
IChurnToBurn
ulfhednar910
But why? Unless they’re going to be moving another defenseman…
RMoysters33
Id rather paper cut my eyelids and pierce the webbing between all my digits than have to root for that douche nozzle.
Dirtbiker250
as Steve carrel would say. no God. No God. Please no. No. No. Nooooooooooooooooo
Dirtbiker250
Exciting_Ad4264
Not even in the ballpark of what this team needs. If we get a D I want Manson 2.0, not 2 points in like 40 games overpaid dumb-a
Narrow_Share2480
Hard pass
Weak_Sentence_3297
C-Mac Destroying the house that Sakic built with his amature scouting if this is true.
Calibroncosfan
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Maaglin
Maybe some sort of three way trade where we get something we actually need, but absolutely no to Dumba in Colorado. Gross.
Maess420
Plus, as a 5/6 or spot duty on the 2nd pair, as much as I hated DumbASS in Minny, he would be a good , veteran presence with playoff experience if we move one of G or Byram for a 2C
Sad-Technology9484
why
SRTifiable
I’m here for that. Dunba is one of those guys you hate when you have to play against him, but love when he’s your guy. He’d be a good pickup. There are other, more pressing issues, but this wouldn’t be bad for the team.
fastmovingcars
Do we even need a defenseman?
roscoparis
🤮
rsallee84
Hard pass
ThanatosUO19
Yeah, no. I don’t want Dumbass on our team
godfadda006
…sniffing the glue?
Slaitster
Systematically working through the list of my least liked players. Lovely.
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Ew. No please. I cannot stand that asshole.
Seems like an odd place to sniff
NOPE
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Pretty sure we’re just going to “sniff the glue in and around the MD Camp” is to A) drive the price up on DalAss and B) get super high off of glue fumes.
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Fuck this rumor
Absolutely fucking not
God no
I think it would be hilarious if Mild legends Zach Parise and Matt Dumba were to win a Stanley Cup with the Avs but I can think of half a dozen moves I would rather make, if not more
Ughhh he annoys the shit outta me..but that is because he’s a pest. Maybe that’s a good type of player to have on your team? I dunno just don’t like the duuude
noooooooooooooooo
Why? We already have a light version of him in Caleb Jones. Also just give us Nick Schmaltz. Maybe avs plan to deal Byram for a 2c like Middlestadt and plan on picking up dumba to replace byram with Arizona retaining salary, then throw in a little extra to send ryjo to a retirement home in the desert God bless him.
No
The only thing going for him is his a right-handed shot. Isn’t he more or less washed right now? It’s not like he’s lighting it up.
That would have to be one hell of a sweetheart deal.
50% retained for a 6th and a Dave & Buster’s gift card… *maybe*.
Dubnyk… Parise… Dumba…
Can we just skip the part where we wait 7-10 years and bring in Kaprizov now?
Sniffing glue kills brain cells and I’d avoid that activity at all costs.
I’m hearing the Avs are going to offer 14m X 6 for him.
Let’s hope that’s all the TB and Dal people read and they overpay.
NOOOOOO
Oh god please no
For what purpose? We have dermy, we don’t need to get tougher, we need a center and BUG
But why? Unless they’re going to be moving another defenseman…
Id rather paper cut my eyelids and pierce the webbing between all my digits than have to root for that douche nozzle.
as Steve carrel would say. no God. No God. Please no. No. No. Nooooooooooooooooo
Not even in the ballpark of what this team needs. If we get a D I want Manson 2.0, not 2 points in like 40 games overpaid dumb-a
Hard pass
C-Mac Destroying the house that Sakic built with his amature scouting if this is true.
I just threw up in my mouth a little.
Maybe some sort of three way trade where we get something we actually need, but absolutely no to Dumba in Colorado. Gross.
Plus, as a 5/6 or spot duty on the 2nd pair, as much as I hated DumbASS in Minny, he would be a good , veteran presence with playoff experience if we move one of G or Byram for a 2C
why
I’m here for that. Dunba is one of those guys you hate when you have to play against him, but love when he’s your guy. He’d be a good pickup. There are other, more pressing issues, but this wouldn’t be bad for the team.
Do we even need a defenseman?
🤮
Hard pass
Yeah, no. I don’t want Dumbass on our team
…sniffing the glue?
Systematically working through the list of my least liked players. Lovely.