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Giants they seemed to him, vast grey figures silent but threatening.



“Giants they seemed to him, vast grey figures silent but threatening.”

by Ketachloride

8 Comments

  1. Bread_man10

    Rempe is getting all the hype but I’m loving Edstrom’s game

  2. invrsleep

    Long have I desired to gaze upon the kings of old

  3. cherrnoble

    This is wildly inaccurate. Rempe and Eddy are CLEARLY taller than those statues

  4. Ketachloride

    I’m getting a thrill watching them play, it’s like tripods from war of the worlds with hockey stick legs

  5. iwasnotplanningthis

    When they’re on the ice I call them the monsters. It feels like years (decades? millennia?) since the rangers have had a truly intimidating and yet, to date, effective line. They do their job, Rempe can get rough, and they contribute. All while scaring the sh*t out of the other team. It reminds me of when I was a kid playing lacrosse, and we’d play a team with significantly larger players. Nobody said nothing and everyone was very aware of those dudes. Same vibe.

  6. GrexxSkullz

    Very accurate with a giant gaping hole in the middle named Barclay Goodrow

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