Yes, yes! I’m looking at the bag of pucks right now!
daddy_longlegs44
Person on the other end: “Hello thanks for calling Jimmy John’s, how can I help you?”
Bill: “Yeah, hi. Can I trade Merrill for an Italian nightclub with no onion?”
DwarfFlyingSquirrel
Hey Allen. Yeah we’ll sign Fleury back for three and a half for the next 3 years. Yeah we’re trading Wallstedt and Yurov for Nick Foligno and Seth Jones.
Bigdickfun6969
“No, I don’t think he’s wearing one.”
RomanIALTO
Khusnutdinov is on Flight DL0022 to MSP this evening. Sounds good, thanks!
sweatgod2020
“Merril is good for another few years yea yea.. anyway..”
wildcards83
Yes you heard me right. Yes I said Goligoski and Merril for your first round…
duck1014
Really?
So that was actually your mom?
Oh, I’m terribly sorry.
Pominville2929
Dude has been on the phone the 3 times I’ve seen him here in St. Louis.
Obvious_Exercise_910
“Do you have any water bottle that aren’t red?”
GoomyIsGodTier
“It’s not delivery; it’s Digiorno.”
WildinBham
Surge pricing you say? Well then just a 4pc nuggets and a bowl of chili… And a small frosty.
blow_zephyr
“Hey Andrew, it’s ur mom. Is your refrigerator running?”
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Umm yeah, i dont have any players that you want that i could trade. Nope, some a$$ gave them all NTC/NMC’s.
Yes sir Mr. Leopold we can tank the rest of the season!
Sorry, I know there were all those rumors about moving Fleury, but all of a sudden he wanted to be a “good dad” and not move his kids again.
“ 2 cans of spaghettiOs and Freddy is all yours “
“Yes, I remember Matt Dumba”
Let me talk to you about your car’s extended warranty
He’s just ordering pizzas
Planning another closed door meeting
“Yes, my refrigerator is running…”
Hello aves gm, yes Kaprizov for future considerations seems fair. Done deal
Yes, yes! I’m looking at the bag of pucks right now!
Person on the other end: “Hello thanks for calling Jimmy John’s, how can I help you?”
Bill: “Yeah, hi. Can I trade Merrill for an Italian nightclub with no onion?”
Hey Allen. Yeah we’ll sign Fleury back for three and a half for the next 3 years. Yeah we’re trading Wallstedt and Yurov for Nick Foligno and Seth Jones.
“No, I don’t think he’s wearing one.”
Khusnutdinov is on Flight DL0022 to MSP this evening. Sounds good, thanks!
“Merril is good for another few years yea yea.. anyway..”
Yes you heard me right. Yes I said Goligoski and Merril for your first round…
Really?
So that was actually your mom?
Oh, I’m terribly sorry.
Dude has been on the phone the 3 times I’ve seen him here in St. Louis.
“Do you have any water bottle that aren’t red?”
“It’s not delivery; it’s Digiorno.”
Surge pricing you say? Well then just a 4pc nuggets and a bowl of chili… And a small frosty.
“Hey Andrew, it’s ur mom. Is your refrigerator running?”