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Give me horror movie names for each of our goalies



Give me horror movie names for each of our goalies

by socialaxolotl

6 Comments

  1. Whoever makes these graphics doesn’t get paid enough

  2. Plastic-Sink9986

    Pyotr Kochetkov – You Touched His Boys. Premiers this summer

  3. bwaredapenguin

    “No Touch My Guys.” It follows the disembodied spirit of a youth pastor who died of syphilis as a teenager and his spirit preys on the young men and women who try to physically engage with the underaged folk in his congregation.

  4. I’ll go with Cujo or better yet Kujo for Kochetkov!
    Maybe The Invisible Man for Andersen and Spencer of the Dead for Martin. Nothing seems to hit me for Raanta.

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