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Ottawa still in the playoffs hunt. What are the script writers cooking?



Ottawa still in the playoffs hunt. What are the script writers cooking?

by Only-Highlights

37 Comments

  1. OhBuckItsOuttaHere

    The Leafs are favored to win the cup??? Who made this chart?

  2. Ok-Season-3433

    As a Sens fan, if they can’t even beat bottom feeder teams such as Arizona, Anaheim and Chicago, then they are definitely not making the playoffs.

  3. Fancy_Combination436

    Hey man 0.1% is only 0.9% away from 1%, smooth sailing from there.

  4. Sistr_Fistr_

    It’s funny seeing how Pittsburgh’s odds barely change despite holding down 7th in the division for the last couple months

  5. kevininkobe

    That 0.1% is **Ridly Greig’s empty net slapper keeping them in the hunt**

  6. CohoGravlax

    This graphic makes me irritated. 31% shouldn’t be bigger than 99.9%

  7. hmuserfriendly

    We are favoured to win? LOL, who got super fucking drunk making this?

  8. No, the Sens aren’t in the hunt. They’re only mostly dead.

  9. siguel_manchez

    What sick fuck is out there giving us hope?

    Go to hell!

  10. Stonewall30NY

    The rangers in 2nd place in the league with some playoff experience but ranked 9th most likely is insane. I say this every time. Moneypuck sucks

  11. Right-Worth-6327

    So you’re saying there’s a chance…?

  12. kngnxthng

    What is taken into consideration here? Like why is Toronto rated higher than Boston and Vancouver for winning the cup?

  13. Choice-Attention-400

    listen hot piles of garbage deserve their day in the sun as well – stop hatin’

  14. shieldwolfchz

    It’s money puck, it is basically useless.

  15. OneNineSevenNine

    This chart is insane. The Leafs have a chance. After the NYR game, I believe it.

    But a 1/10 chance? Nope. I don’t think so.

  16. Longjumping-Limit827

    Goonies 2 with a Trudeau cameo as Papa Fratelli?

  17. IllDisaster2262

    Where are my Chicago Blackhawks chances of winning? 🙁

  18. FratboyZeida

    So like, not mathematically eliminated before the trade deadline? Sweet, LFG!!

  19. CrunkestTuna

    The existence of Craig Smith is endlessly amusing to me. His name is just “Craig Smith.” That’s the name of your CPA. He was born in Madison, WI, which is like the first city you’d think of if you needed a random city to facilitate telling a story or joke. He was picked in the 4th round, a complete afterthought, but he’s pretty good for some reason. It’s like he was put into witness protection and they sprang “NHL winger” on him for his new job, despite having previously been a botanist or something. All the details of his NHL career seem to be carefully fabricated to support this cover. Craig Smith is a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma.

    Stars win cup thanks to Craig

  20. Atomic-pangolin

    I feel like the stars are such a wildcard. Not for the playoffs, but for the cup. If they bring that shit and don’t get screwed by a really physical team that drains them, then maybe. But they’ve been so inconsistent throughout the year.

  21. Taladanarian27

    Buffalo: so you’re saying there’s a chance?

  22. Beelzebub_86

    The fact that this chart shows the Leafs with the best chance to win the Cup immediately invalidates it. Bigfoot has a better chance of hoisting it than they do.

  23. Sociolinguisticians

    Ha! Suck it Islanders, you don’t even get a full logo!

  24. thetruegmon

    Maple Leafs highest odds to win the cup just voids this entire chart…

  25. SpeakNowAndEnter

    A Nashville-Detroit Stanley Cup Finals, that’s what

  26. 1nVrWallz

    Hurricanes do not look that good. They could always pull some crazy shit out, playoffs hockey and all, but I’d be surprised.

  27. DrMichaelHufuhruhurr

    who is this that keeps picking the Carolina hurricanes to win the Stanley Cup

  28. jedi4canes1

    Nah ain’t ni way the leafs have a higher chance than Florida to win the cup

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