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Kuzy is already at practice and the boys immediately ask him to take the shootout



Kuzy is already at practice and the boys immediately ask him to take the shootout

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  1. verysadfrosty

    I’m sorry, how was he this fast? Like I heard about the trade like two hours ago and he’s already here shooting pucks? I wouldn’t even have packed my luggage in that time.

  2. Absolutely hilarious the guy was already in CLT and basically just teleported into Raleigh for practice like 5 minutes after the trade call

  3. JoeMorgue

    Kuzy: “Hey Rod.”
    Rod: “Hey Kuzy, welcome to the team.”
    Kuzy: “Thanks, thanks happy to be here. Ummm listen I don’t want to sound ungrateful but… these guys are a little weird.”
    Rod: “What do you mean?”
    Kuzy: “Well I mean Jarvis and Skjei are over there taking hits of smellings salts.”
    Rod: “Yeah they do that.”
    Kuzy: “Necas is man spreading in front of window.”
    Rod: “Hmmm so he is. Look good Marty.”
    Kuzy: “And I think the Captain has animorphed into a polar bear.”
    *A literal polar bear, walking on his hind legs, wearing Staal’s uniform walks past*
    Rod: “Yeah so?”
    Kuzy: “You don’t find anything about this weird?”
    Rod: “Nope. Listen welcome to the team, I’m gonna go hit the gym.”
    *Rod walks over to a weight rack, sets the weight the lowest setting*
    Kuzy: “Wow I’ve heard all the stories about your workouts, I figure you’d set it to maxim-”
    *Rod picks up the entire machine and hoists it on his back like a backpack*
    Rod: “Alright it’s my rest day so I’m just gonna do a couple of laps around the continent. See you around Kuzy.” (Runs off at full speed, shattering windows)
    Kuzy: “What have I gotten myself into…”

  4. LarryTheLobster710

    I wonder how bunting feels right now. I know it’s a business and they have handsome contracts but you gotta think that at some point you get that feeling like you were dumped out of the blue.

    I still like him and wish the best but I do wonder how players process this kind of stuff

    Edit: already saw a post of bunting practicing with the penguins.

  5. WizardOfOzzieA

    I hope Kuzy is already having more fun with us. I despised the idea of picking him up off waivers but he’s not a bad way to spend our remaining cap for basically a throw-away pick. And if he still sucks with us and it wasn’t just a Caps thing he can just ride the healthy scratch through the playoffs and come in if someone gets hurt.

    He’s been *bad* for a while now, but that’s what people said about Brady Skjei and Kotkaniemi and TDA and several other guys whose careers we’ve kind of turned around under Rod. So hopefully he’s stoked enough about playing for Rod and with these goofs that he starts trying again and finds his groove

  6. MailConsistent1344

    Was wondering when I saw that they brought him in, was it for shootouts?

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