The Buffalo Sabres, Detroit Red Wings and the biggest frauds in the NHL

The Buffalo Sabres, Detroit Red Wings and the biggest frauds in the NHL

[Applause] Hey whatnots it is Wednesday March 13th in the United States of America and this is what chaos I’m DJ Bean AKA Nick Felino over there bringing the smoke is sha depaz AKA hookah pekcan in and to my left we got sleeve but if you close your eyes are man what up Pete Blackburn

Sleeve iserman is pretty sick sleeve but if you close your eyes I’m not gonna do that part but I respect it we could also do uh Pete Blackburn AKA you’re beautiful Fon Reed fton Reed [ __ ] ripping slap slappers I do they in accurate is this problem I do love your uh your

Impressions of of annoying singers we had a Tak one no one unfortunately we had a whole James Blunt like uh podcast like Arc yeah I’ve told you the fun fact about James Blunt before right no that he was like a high ranking uh like British security like he

Protected the queen I did not know that he was like a high ranking British military officer well and then he was just like [ __ ] this he seems like the royal family could use him in his Services these days because where’s Kate Queen I would suggest that that maybe

Suggest they’re doing a good job we don’t know were you saying where’s Kate Queen in like the wire kind of way yeah like Queen yeah where’s Kate and they’re like settle down where’s Kate where’s where where’s Kate yeah Queen where’s Kate Queen they’re like dragg yeah pulling me out of the room

Yeah mhm you know where Wallace was by the way dead he’d been uh murdered he’s dead I think the same is probably true for Kate we had uh we discussed I remember what would happen if uh who said was it One Direction who’s saying you don’t know you’re beautiful yes we

Wanted to add James Blunt to that group so they could go you don’t know you yeah you don’t know oh that’s what makes you beautiful that’s our crossover that we want I would go to that tour over the global series if I had tickets to that show and

We were like yo we get to go to Finland Germany [ __ ] Japan like I Philadelphia Flyers Pro Shop all that stuff I’d be like sorry I got blunts with One Direction now famously One Direction didn’t have one of those like weird old old guys in the

Group when I feel like every boy band needs like the what the [ __ ] is that guy doing there yeah like aren’t you too old for this [ __ ] the guy that’s just like over the hill but like clinging on to his dream no I like that Kevin was in

The backst street boys because he uh Brian famously had cancer and I like that they had his older cousin there to like keep an eye on him what’s the opposite of a nepo baby like a a family member like a nepo adult a nepo cousin well would we also

Do the opposite of nepotism if we’re doing the opposite of baby and adult no like it’s it’s just somebody somebody older who gets a job because their younger younger relative is employed Kevin Dylan Kevin Dylan’s a pretty good one like it’s that’s basically like the plot of the show Entourage which is the

Second time this week thank you to uh Johnny uh laser people were calling people are calling him Johnny lazy Rus cuz he’s not reporting a lot I saw saw uh some people nobody I just thought of it the other day how did we never say uh Johnny uh

Lassus oh because of dog as a dog yeah yeah uh yeah nepo oh you know another one there are some in hockey I won’t get into them but where it’s like can my older brother come yeah no there is also like nepo younger babies too obviously

In hockey yeah but I know it was a good little James Blunt conversation thank you to Sean for filling Us in uh we did a lot of Sabers talk yesterday mainly we want to go overseas watch the Sabers play why would we do that when we can

Just wait until anytime after April 18th this year because that’s when the sabes will be playing I think as we get into fraud and [ __ ] watch the Sabers are some [ __ ] frauds because they made us think all season that they were dead dogs dead dogs they they did uh I’m still

Not they’re going to make the playoffs I don’t know G I was as first reported Yesterday by Sean Sabers are GNA make the playoffs as first reported in February by me Sabers are on playoff watch I’m going to take the biggest La Victory lap of all time if the Sabers

Make the playoffs because I feel fairly confident that I was the only person in February saying that the Sabers were going to make the playoffs I so I told you texted me said I’m going to take a huge Victory lap on the Sabers I said yes do that you know

What I was being being a bit of an [ __ ] why because I’d want you to take a Victory lap if you deserved it you’re certainly more Pro Sabers than like I was I was very all year I’ve been like they don’t need to make the playoffs if they don’t

Make it this year whatever they can just make it next year you definitely got out on them you did not stay on the saers oh yeah no definitely not so you abandoned I did abandon my boy but I also I said in February that they were going to make

The playoffs who else was saying that people abandoned them in February I don’t remember if you said that uh the benefit of that is I don’t remember you saying they weren’t going to make the playoffs I’m going to take your word for it the good news is that there’s a clip

There’s there are receipts the clip exists I’m looking at Sean Sean’s about to say something I well I just know that I did for sure say they’re not making the play oh yeah I said I’m I’m put like if we could settle this by me saying I

Never [ __ ] believe in this team do I went back and I watched the clip and I said I’m gonna put myself out on a Ledge I’m gonna s I’m I could potentially look like a gigantic idiot here but I’m not counting the Buffalo Sabers out for the playoffs and Sean responded immediately

With you should yeah I do remember that I remember that distinctly you should and also like and then I don’t want to I don’t want to turn this into pile on Sha hour but we we talked about how they had just recently kicked the [ __ ] out of the

Los Angeles Kings and said the Kings [ __ ] suck and uh then you responded with like I think me and Pete are just having a really difficult time trying to wrap our head around the fact that the Kings might actually suck coming to grips with like yeah they have three

Centers get over it they suck and I said I don’t believe that the Kings suck so in this receipt there this could be a two-fold victory La for me saying that the Buffalo Sabers could be a playoff team and the Los Angeles Kings aren’t as

Bad as they look at the current time I think Pete is the brightest hockey mind on this show and I think probably working his way surali who plants all my ideas in my head working his way up to Brightest hockey mind in the world yeah

I would think so thank you and it wasn’t that he planted I I think that cooler heads have prevailed in the Frank sahali planting argument more it was that it took a couple of minutes for you be like fine we’ll discuss this ridiculous thing that won’t happen and what I was saying

Was like it we don’t need someone to report something’s happening to discuss whether or not it makes sense we were trying to have the conversation about like would it make sense for a team to do something like this Sean and I had the conversation uh off the show which I

Feel like half of the show is US discussing cooler stuff we said before the show we’re like we can’t take credit for the Tomas hurdle trade happening but I still kind of want us to even though we never said hurdle’s name once on the show before he was traded but we at at

Least through out there like can teams call each other and say you got to hate that contract eat a little bit we’ll take the rest of it you did break ground on the the the precedent of retaining money for an absurd amount of time we

Did and again I could talk I was goingon to say I don’t want to talk about that trade every day I could talk about that trade every day because like if Tomas hurdle I think I said this yesterday if he was a free agent right now who’s [ __ ] given him six times

675 nobody I’m I also want to push back on like my my reluct I didn’t have a reluctance to discuss the Seth Jones trade my where you got upset was me immediately rejecting it as being a good trade oh the terms right like the package you are a terms guy now I will

Say with hindsight maybe not such a bad deal because the Sharks got [ __ ] wrecked in that trade okay so I I do disagree on that so you’re the brightest hockey mind I would say that I’m like the uh front office Insider I can’t be Insider because Lazarus has that covered

He’s gonna get all pissed at us you don’t want to upset Lazarus is our boss by the way he like the hierarchy of the show because he’s The Insider it goes Mike felger executive producer uh Johnny Lazarus Insider Sean whatever he wants and then Pete and I fight for the scraps but

Pete’s the brightest hockey mind on the show possibly in the world I would say I’m a uh what would it be not Insider but front office uh purveyor purveyor yeah purveyor sounds very There Will Be Blood yeah oh yeah sea is confirming yeah uh well the Sabers told us they were dead

Dogs all year MH we had Rasmus to lean on seemed like he knew a little something like wait wait wait until these boys see us we ain’t dead dogs he he did but he also had a sense he also had uh a little frustration seemed like

He had a little frustration with how the season was going I think he had frustration that uh a a persistent podcast pulled him away from a nice event that he was having with children to come to a hotel bar that we did not have access to we just

Set up a show in a hotel bar told them it’s cool we’re just we’re doing a show here and then he came and hung out with us and was tricked into admitting he took the stupidest penalty in the world but he came around on us took a picture

With sea loved it he uh he really great Vibes the uh the the Buffalo Sabres have pretty good vibes as a whole right now they’re within five points of a playoff spot with 16 games remaining and uh their next two games this upcoming stretch is going to be real real

Interesting their next two games are against the Islanders and the Detroit Red Wings which happen to be the two teams that they’re essentially battling right now for that final wild card spot in the Eastern Conference I love the scheduling Gods let me tell you what March 14th and March 16th you might not

Even need to stick around for the end of the show that slate is getting an a if there’s a big enough game the rest of the way like if there’s one holy [ __ ] we must all watch this game which I’m going to the Celtics game tomorrow so I’m

Going to miss this this one but a Buffalo Sabers Islanders when everyone’s been uh instead of doing their jobs talking about how the Islanders may or may not be in a playoff spot here come the Sabers putting their heads down trading their Captain also trading whatever crybabies may have been on the

Team to go play for John torella who is for sure going to make Eric Johnson cry at some point Sabers kicking ass despite the fact they’re not really even kicking ass like it’s not like they’re on some unbelievable run I mean they kicked ass last night that’s absolutely true um the it

Was a real matchup I know we talked about this bit yesterday but like the Detroit Red Wings are the Sabers from last year and they are in a bad place right now we’ll talk about them in a little bit but like this the Sabers seem like they’ve been freed up a little bit

And I don’t know if it’s the the oso dad’s gone yeah like the the old guys the slower old guys are are gone the young guys are free to run a mck as they might say they looked really good and bow and Byrum the early Returns on bow

And Byam are tremendous what a trade and it was a hockey trade it’s a hockey trade a hockey trade that seemingly might be working for both teams because Casey midad scored last night too [ __ ] Casey midat we’re done with him forever we’re not doing that we’re off we’re off Casey I

I same I did not want the Sabers to trade him Shawn was very sad were going to trade him mhm saw the return we were like wait a second got back a defenseman with some offensive punch plays the left side oo boy try that’s going to be a Balan roster

Doesn’t just play the left side can play Both Sides two scoops of balanced roster is that sab’s roster they got the offensive Firepower they got like four good defensemen now uh five if you include uh Conor Clifton Conor Clifton scor last night cannot stop Conor Clifton dog yeah the Sabers Blue Line

I’ll tell you what might be a problem and I I Tred to tell I know that you were upset about Casey midat try to tell you brightest hockey mine on this podcast allegedly bow and Byam rules yeah no I was I mean I wasn’t really out

On bow and bym I was just more uh concerned about the the the hands that all these guys shoot with but Delan I believe has been playing on the right side and it’s working out well it’s working it’s working that man cannot stop scoring what are the numbers we got

Numbers got two goals Four Points three goals and uh one assist in three games since that trade for Casey midd stat I am crazy about it for the Sabers they’ve been are has has any team like gotten a spark from selling the way that it might feel like the

Sabers have gotten one previously the Calgary Flames they they sold but also like you you throw a hockey trade in there which hockey trade is your guy for our guy not a bunch of Pixar involved and Prospects and hey we’re helping you now you’re going to help us down the

Road this is hey we have this position you have that position let’s swap that’s what they call a hockey trade and that is a great example Casey m a a classic hockey trade is Taylor Hall for Adam Larsson which was maligned at the time wasn’t the end of the world I would say

For either team this though this is my favorite hockey trade in a while yeah same here um th I wouldn’t even say what the what the Sabers did was selling it was uh asset management and more like readjusting but not in like a shuffling the deck chairs kind of way no it was

Just like yeah it was uh trading from a position of strength and addressing a position of also strength that has only gotten stronger although I don’t think you could say the the the the had a lot of good defensemen but I wouldn’t call their blue line a position of

Strength uh get ready to learn position of strength buddy in like two years we’re going to say the Sabers blue line is awesome I mean I [ __ ] hope so as somebody who put a a Futures on Rasmus stene to win the Norris this year before the season well that’s a great

Transition because I thought I had done the coolest thing in excitement for the Sab current run because yesterday after the Sabers had scored I think their fifth goal I put my money where my mouth was I said I’m the only person on this show that was saying in February that

The Sabers were going to make the playoffs right as hockey mine on the show yeah I bet the Sabers to win the Eastern Conference this year did and I was so excit I didn’t even do that for SE what’s that I mean why not it’s not oh I think

That as like it’s not good be I mean it’s not good behavior but I love it I mean hey you get one fo you get in the never know what’s going to happen on the other side so exactly like I took it as maybe uh I end up selling that ticket at

Some point once they make the play I got them at I think like plus 15,000 or something I put down $10 I win uh $1,500 if they win the Eastern Conference almost had them to win the cup but I was like I don’t know if they’re getting

Past the knights or the Oilers let’s be realistic here did just beat the Oilers just saying what’s that so they just beat the Oilers they beat the Oilers to kick off this crazy run and again the run that they’re on is they won two games in a row like they had lost the

Previous three games had one point in that stretch so shout out the teams ahead of them that are maybe playing with their food a little bit but saber on this run so I said you know what let’s uh what do we got here what leftover cash do we have from the Bruins

Game I threw $10 on them to win the Eastern Conference thought that’ be a fun little thing to bring up on the show and then uh you’ve heard this before was talking with Shawn before the show our show prep is us just like sitting around like gabbing with sha yapping as some

Might say yapping yapping is is entering into the Lexicon is yapping back yeah yapping is derogatory derory bro just yapping like he’s just saying [ __ ] I I would I would say I don’t Yap I gab I for sure gab and I like to gab gabbing is productive gab

Ass gab yeah a little gab ass uh but uh somebody did say uh like quote tweeted our rempe reel yesterday with like do dudes know that they can uh just sit around and uh and talk like you don’t have you can sit and chat you don’t need

A podcast and I said I corrected him I said chit and chat oh nice all right let me finish I I’ll finish my thought after because I like this uh conversation about gabbing where having I tweeted a couple weeks ago uh already ready for you losers to retire

The word glazing get a [ __ ] life we were texting about it last night stop saying glazing everybody every time somebody says something nice about Connor bard or Conor McDavid or Travis Kelce you know why we’re glazing because they’re awesome because we’re just like hey how awesome is this person how cool

How nice as Travis Kelce whatever uh I’m also getting sick of the you don’t have to start a podcast that you then tweeted you don’t have to [ __ ] tweet we don’t have to do any of this [ __ ] [ __ ] but if there’s money to be made and if

There’s fun to be had baby let’s do it I wouldn’t know Sean if it weren’t for the fact that we started a podcast also like not to be all hipster or whatever uh this podcast is relatively new we started in November me and DJ we’ve been podcasting since before

Podcasting was cool I do like though that as people are checking this out for the first time have you noticed there’s like a lot of uh there’s been a lot of chemistry talk oh really they’re like these two have a good rapport like yeah we just [ __ ] haven’t left each

Other’s side 10 years yeah like we’re we’re we’re very old we’re very sick uh stay tuned for the dies and Maro Fallout that’s inevitably going to come yeah which one of us would be like let me just be a [ __ ] dad man me I think so

Too yeah I I I’m the type to abandon my boy that’s true as a true oil man I would have I’d be like [ __ ] committing to the [ __ ] yeah I’d have to uh abandon the boy uh but I thought placing a future was the cool thing to do with the Sabers

And that’s the craziest thing you can do in reaction to what the Sabers are doing right now nay Sean what did you say you did out of excitement while watching the Sabers last night I started learning German my God I I JJ PKA scored it was like the fifth

Goal of the day or whatever and I was just like I had dualingo on my phone I was like [ __ ] it we’re learning German that is in endearing the most Shan thing ever I know is what a game did you see the third period oh well like the first

Couple periods were so good and JJ petka was playing so well that I began to learn German Sean is such a nerd that he’s like this hockey game is so exciting I’m going to learn a different language now I know I know how to like order a coffee I can say

Like clug which means I am tall and smart um that’s they haven’t gotten to the like the derogatory things yet like I can only I can only compliment people in order coffee and milk and wine and beer Sean is just researching how to compliment himself in several different

Languages get coffee they were teaching you like how to compliment family members so I can like mind vat east east clug I guess my like my father is smart that’s that’s like all that I’ve learned I can’t wait until we make a real of us gushing about the Sabers and it’s

Like I knew they’d be able to make a run I bet them to win the Easter Conference I’ve begun to learn German uh that is that would be a great the chat saying get ready to learn German buddy that would be a great tagline for like the sabes if they

Continue to keep this up and just be like instead of like Sabers are a wagon like everybody posts on [ __ ] Twitter just if you listen to this show and the Sabers keep this up every Sabers win you have to we like get ready to learn German buddy somebody did ask in the

Chat who ordered the Yapp macino while we’re uh order in coffee over here nice pretty good coffe what’s that coffe Cafe Cafe coffe mil coffee and milk coffee and milk how about uh prize pick and milk because we’re a little late prize Pi un milch prize what’s this prize pick

Un mil it’s I’ll tell you what German’s a tough language German is a tough I did actually try and German uh for like in cuz I had to take a language in college and I got there and I had the most terrifying like 8ot tall German woman

Ever try to teach me it and I was just like oh I heard the sentence structure is the same this should be easy it wasn’t on the subject of uh glazing Sean we talked about how this podcast is about what we talk about with Sean about just like what a

Time to have good [ __ ] athletes Conor McDavid Conor Bedard who we’ll talk about the Blackhawks because boy are they on a run they might meet the Sabers in the Stanley Cup this year it can happen we’ll tell you how but you got all these great players Caitlyn Clark incredible I am so excited

To watch Caitlyn Clark and all of these other fantastic college basketball players see if my uh my fellows from Yukon can do it again what a run they had last year I hate Yukon but probably a good probably a good way to make some money you know I’m going to be watching

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Use code what chaos pick more pick less it’s that easy uh I want to take a look at the playoff percentages at this point in time we have a nice little update from our gu Guy Greg washinsky we’re talking about the Sabers on the playoff Chase right now they are at

5.4% to make the playoffs according to sta leetes which is a tick above the New Jersey Devils seems disrespectful we know the Devils aren’t making the [ __ ] playoffs they suck ass uh the Sabres I would I don’t know how these percentages are calculated but I I don’t

Buy them because uh Sabers are at 5.4% the Red Wings are at 19.2 uh those teams just below the capitals and Islanders which I’m G to fall asleep talking about the capitals and Islanders I do want to talk about the Red Wings because the Red Wings are in an absolute Tail Spin they

Got their asses kicked by Buffalo last night uh they are a [ __ ] fraudulent team they are a fraudulent team as fraudulent as they come I’ve been saying this for quite some time not buying the Red Wings the Red Wings without Dylan Lin are awful

Yeah and do we get on Steve but if you close your eyes Orman for not stopping the bleeding at the deadline or is he smart to say you know what we’re kind of crashing back down to earth it’s I’ve had a tough time telling whether the Rangers have

Been have like come back to earth or uh just like what they are because it feels like they’re either surging or they’re crashing back down to earth I don’t know if they’ve ever really made it to Earth though because they’re just always yo-yoing as much as they are we didn’t

Think they’d be World beaters this year they got off to a fun start I think by and large it’s probably smart that they didn’t do anything big or sell at the deadline but if you’ve had a mostly positive season and you’re hitting a skid around the trade deadline like

That’s the team that I wish would do the pat maroon thing you know like that just get somebody say here at a boy and go from there but I think this is a team that knows it’s not great shakes you know who would uh be a nice little fit

On the Detroit Red Wings would have been a nice deadline Splash oh are you gonna say Andrew Peak no I’m gonna say tomash hurdle Tomas hurdle going to the Red Wings would have made a lot of sense given their timeline given uh if Steve Eisman pulled that off people would have

Been like this guy is a magician and there would have been a lot of glazing if you will there would have been glazing I’ll give you this though Eisman does get glazed a lot that’s uh very true he does he gets glazed and he gets blazed a lot he famously smokes a bunch

Of weed they’ve been careful we’ll get back to that they they they’ve been care more careful with their money than I thought they would be like when Tyler berzi was twisting in the wind oh Steve irman loves being careful and being cautious and being patient yeah but but

When he was twisting in the wind in free agency meaning like when it took him like a day to sign in free agency it’s like Red Wings no why wouldn’t they like they could basically have gotten a free first round pick what are you doing and they held off so they’re careful they’re

Careful maybe a bit too careful um they they just they need center help real bad uh they had JT confz one C last night uh Joe valeno uh you look at the numbers with without Dylan Lin in the lineup the last four games it has been tough he’s

Been out since March 4th with a lower body injury going to be out for like probably another week they’re 0 and four they’ve been outscored uh 5 to9 at on five 8 to 23 overall they look like a mess I do also want to point out they this streak is extended Beyond lens’s

Absence they’ve lost six in a row but they’re 0 and five since introducing a jersey patch and I never thought I’d see the day where the Detroit Red Wings had a jersey patch they’re very very protective over their brand famously when uh when the reverse Retros were

Mandated uh the Red Wings were like all right uh we don’t want to do this we will do the least amount of work possible and trot out this very lazy uh reverse retro I I think the the Red Wings maybe messed with the juju a little bit with

The with the Jersey patch 0 and five since then I think they’re uh they’re going to fall out of uh of contention I I could easily see the Sabers hopping them so that’s thing like who are they catching are they is it the Islanders is

It the Red Wings like who ends up are you talking about the Sabers yeah I think I could see the Sabers hopping the Red Wings and Mak a real uh photo finish with the Islanders oh I would love a photo finish you know what happens if there’s going to be a photo finish

Actually probably not I’m I’m for whatever gets us on that John Hines three on three you know what I’m saying we need these two points well I did want to I wanted to bring up because I had this thought last night like usually around this time of year I’ll hit the

Point where I’m just I’m just over the regular season and I want to fast forward to the playoffs the playoffs are sneaking up they’re starting in like a little over a month I’m surprised that I haven’t hit like an exhaustion Point especially doing the show every day I

Don’t know if it if it’s helped more than I’ve expected but or if just this season has been incredible because this season has had no shortage of entertainment no shortage of storylines to keep an eye on it’s been exciting start to finish yeah we’ve we’ve uh got

Some stuff in the hopper things that we can put together and put out there and you texted yester yesterday being like hey uh we should like figure out which things we want to put out there so I made a little calendar dock thing of like all right remaining weeks what can

We drop when and I was like there’s five of them holy like the season is over I’m not sick of the regular season at all I’m like I still want there to be more fun surprising like oh like I loved that here come the Sharks week and a half

Yeah best we can have my like I want there to be another right now we’re in a here come the Sabers we’ll talk in a second about uh how the the Blackhawks are probably going to make the playoffs I want more of those F like I I don’t

Want it to settle just yet like I it’s about to I’m going to be upset when the bad teams are out of the picture and uh like I I’m gonna be upset when the Slate is trimmed down I know playoff hockey is the [ __ ] best and once it gets

Started I will not never look back but I’m having a lot of fun with this regular season both uh at the top of the standings and at the bottom of the standings and somewhat in between too but I’m just kind of surprised that I I haven’t hit an exhaustion point maybe we

May be suffering from like maybe the Sabers discussion is a bit of a product of please please make the uh playoff race a bit interesting down down the last four or five weeks because for for a while it has looked like the playoff picture is largely set there’s not a ton

In flux there but maybe we can will it into existence maybe we can power the Buffalo Sabers to make things interesting um I just feel like we the the capitals are being drastically overlooked they have two games in hand on the three games in hand on the Sabres

And two points ahead cap I I cap stink I agree but I’m just saying they are they they are as much of an obstacle for the Buffalo Sabers as the Red Wings or the Islanders the only obstacle for the Buffalo Sabers are themselves as is always the case I

Mean sure in theory but I mean mathematically speaking they are I don’t care about math that’s nerd [ __ ] uh he’s a hockey mind that’s right not a math mind the Buffalo Sabers are infinitely more talented than the Washington Capitals and uh if they play to their to

The best of their ability they will clear the Caps the capitals making the playoffs would be the most get this team out of my [ __ ] face team in my sporting existence since the 2023 Miami Heat taking the Bruins famous last words that team ended up making it

To the NBA finals but like when I had to watch the Heat even in playing games I was like oh my God they suck they’re old they have one [ __ ] guy and a bunch of like a bunch of whatever around them get this off my TV and I I don’t like we

We’re not like huge get this off my TV guys we will put up with a lot from Sports we like but the capitals in the playoffs would for sure be get this off my TV I I would be so in on it only because like most of the teams in the

Eastern Conference I hate and so watching the capitals who don’t like who are just terrible and we were the last time we talked about the capitals was Will O ever score another goal again it would be awesome to watch either the Leafs or the Bruins like have dreams

Crushed by the Washington [ __ ] but that’s the thing they could only disrupt by being there they couldn’t disrupt any team they they would Dash nobody’s hopes and I know I just compared them to the heat that upset everybody and made it to the NBA finals but they would be food

The capitals would be such [ __ ] food and like it’s not it’s not like they would chances are they’re not going to get the Bruins they’re not going to get the Leafs they’re not going to get one of those teams that you hate they’re going to get like the Panthers or the or

The Rangers and if they were to knock out the Panthers or the Rangers I don’t think anybody would be happy about it bad behavior yeah the Panthers I wouldn’t care if they knocked out the r i could about them I feel bad just like completely dumping on the team because

Like this is a league podcast I would like for caps fans to like us but like you can’t be rooting for your team to make the playoffs right I will say if we if we’re at if we’re in July and we’re talking about hey remember how oie just won the

Km that’d be pretty fun people would be throwing food on the ice to shove it in our face oh we’re food huh yeah just I’m sorry capitals fans but I don’t want any part I don’t know I think You’ kind of just turned me into a little bit of a

Capitalis outside of the fact that they them making the playoffs almost guarantees the fact that the Sabers don’t you are a capitalism guy so right would you consider yourself a you you’re a don’t be surprised by capitalism yeah that’s a I I am a uh yes I’m yes exactly

You’re like I know the world in which I live it’s like when Austin ekler was complaining about not getting paid enough I’m like this is how the world works why are you surprised by this that’s that’s me Sean can I reveal your age sure you’re a 25-year-old kid I love that

You’re that like this brain is inside this is how the world Works grow up Austin do not understand capitalism I love Sean so much okay we’ve been bearing the lead this entire show the Blackhawks are uneliminated themselves from the playoffs they were officially officially eliminated from playoff

Contention on Sunday and since then have won back-to-back games for just the second time this year seven goals in each game they beat the coyote 7 to4 and they beat the Ducks 7-2 last night Conor Bard Five Points one goal and four assists Tuesday against the Ducks I

Don’t know if you saw him in like the post game on bench interview he was like who gives a [ __ ] I got cups to win I love Conor Bard so much we were saying he’s been punching stuff on the bench he’s gonna be a problem I was maybe a

Little early on by the end of the year we’d be talking about him as the second best player in the league we are at least talking about him as are you seeing this [ __ ] kid and I will take that I love him so much and that on the bench interview the uh I

Think Jenna Rose is the uh the sil reporter was like Blackhawks original six franchise been around forever you have tied the rookie single game points uh record with Five Points how does it feel what else you got his answer was like um yeah it’s good he was like i’

Never thought about that once he’s the best uh on the Connor Bard subject Connor Bard if you’ve been watching him lately looks way better than we’ve seen him ever he he has been significantly better than he was at the beginning of the season I if you heard Nick Felino

After the game he was like I hope you guys are noticing that like he’s learning how to play hockey which is not something that I thought would happen this quickly like he knows where to go he knows like he’s finding space he’s loading up yeah he knows when to slow up

Which I want to be like Nick look at his Lin mates we’ve had this discussion we saw you guys miked up yes uh but I like that Nick I mean God bless Nick Felino he was so happy after the game more so than Bard I think that

Bard’s like you can glaze all you want respectfully I’m not taking it right now because I’m working on something you ever hear that expression yeah I’m working on something mean in the lab yeah like Conor Bard is working on something so everybody’s all excited about he’s setting this record for he’s

Doing this thing and this few amount of games Conor Bard for sure is like you can have fun with my rookie card I am working on a Stanley Cup right now and that he has that in his brain and he’s not saying it but clearly he’s like I’m not throwing any parades until

It’s actual parade time I love that out of my 18-year-old rookie something uh sneaky sneaky winner from the Blackhawks being good is the pwhl because if the P if we had the pwl Draft rules the Blackhawks are looking real good get eliminated immediately start winning games so Sean if the listeners don’t

Know tell them yeah that P like uh essentially when you get eliminated from playoff contention it basically Works in reverse order where the more games you win after being eliminated the better chance you have of getting the first overall draft pick um and so now Blackhawks have got eliminated and the

Started winning games they’d be in Prime position for melini I love that rule I like it too and I think that need to figure out some stuff with like uh would it Go by points winning percentage things like that because if you get eliminated the last game of the

Season well that’s kind of the point like it’s they want you to and that’s right that like if you just missed the playoffs you shouldn’t have a good shouldn’t have the first overall pick like yeah I also but it also begs like the question what happens if you like

Start sitting guys around this time of year just so that you can expedite the uh elimination and then like it’s essentially like the ltir conversation for playoff teams it’s like you LTI ltir guys or whatever keep them out until you’re eliminated and then suddenly they’re ready to go and you start

Playing with a full lineup if they did this uh type of Rule Sean for the heart trophy I think that Seth Jones would win it because since we traded him he has been on fire another goal last night guy is hitting the Hein you you can see the

Hein more watching a Blackhawks game than watching the CW from like during break hours if you’re working at a grocery store sit around the grocery store break room watch K Queens all day queens and uh yeser were constantly on in the break room at the supermarket sh

They just hammer in King of Queens yes deer and King of Queens just like the ultimate Duo at Shaw’s new listeners by the way if you’re new recently uh we have a lot of good player guests on so when we’re referring to that stuff like we’ve had Connor Bard on we’ve had Seth

Jones on Nick Felino that is a brag Lena Sark Jeremy Swan Brad Marshon oh we talked earlier about Rasmus delene so check out those if uh you haven’t seen them yet they’re the like button uh like Spike we got a like Spike uh Spike that like grab grab the like grab the like

And Spike it uh that’s uh grab the dick and twist it uh and also so if you’re not subbed please hit the sub button on the YouTube channel thank you very much uh but yes uh Seth Jones another goal last night seven points three goals in his last four games pardon my French

Don’t let him get hot damn hell yeah damn Seth Jones I mean Nick Felino four points last night uh huge night for friends of the podcast wow love that they are can they un can we petition the NHL to just be like look we know they’re probably not going to

Make the playoffs but open it back up open it back up just open it just I’ll take it one step further maybe they win the president’s trophy they are cooking right now oh we should do a pwhl draft type of thing where we make like a presence trophy for teams once they’re

Eliminated I like that Blackhawks are running away with it right now running away with it nothing but respect for my president Anthony our guy my God love Anthony so much uh the haters might say fellas slow roll a little bit they’ve won uh they’ve won games against the

Arizona Coyotes and the Anaheim Ducks two of the worst teams in hockey in which I would respond go [ __ ] yourself oh because it’s the Chicago Blackhawks and you don’t get to pull that card when we’re talking about the Chicago Blackhawks who have been like historically bad for most of this year

Absolutely painful yeah tossing the coffee uh they have been awful you don’t get to pull that card with oh they’re doing it against bad opponents shut the [ __ ] up well then what shall they do they also lose to bad opponents and uh conversation we had off air the coyotes

Are playing with six men on the ice half the time so true it’s it’s not like they’re playing it a disadvantage constant power plays uh the and I I feel so happy for my uh my Chicago Blackhawks friends because they deserve this for H how much they’ve put up with

This team and how bad this team has been for a large portion of the year the these past few days have got to feel amazing number one you’re seeing your team score seven goals in back-to-back games I would have told you like a month ago it’d be more likely that like Jesus

Himself would fall out of the sky and land and save the world so they would have two Conor bards and then then the Blackhawks scoring [ __ ] seven goals in back-to-back games absolutely no chance I’d see that coming uh and number two like you’re seeing Bard get better

You’re seeing a player around Bard get a little bit better things are coming together for Blackhawks fans and it’s got to feel great I’m watching I’m over here watching Blackhawks games that’s thing like I never stopped watching the Blackhawks obviously when you’re in Chicago you still go to games I still

Like the roster I like the team like yesterday I’m watching a [ __ ] Blackhawks game and I’m like Ryan Donado she no one’s saying that but they’re a fun roster and who knows which of them are going to be there when the team’s good again but God let them play well

Let him get a little pep in their step because that stuff does carry over to the next year uh on while we’re talking about the Ducks and how much they suck uh they’ve allowed 19 goals in the last three games it’s not good behavior it’s not good behavior whatsoever they kept Frank

Forano though they did keep Frank forano I’m I’m glad they did uh you think that Frank’s like wish I wasn’t wearing this [ __ ] shirt probably maybe um the uh they also kept John Gibson who for the second time in a couple years has tried to fight somebody else on the side of

The ice or maybe he just wanted to cross the Center Ice Line and get ejected from that game which couldn’t blame him but uh Mista Mista get me out get me out of here John Gibson tried to fight Peter moric last night [ __ ] [ __ ] refs were skipping [ __ ] watch straight to

[ __ ] the refs that stood in the way of that goalie fight the second time John Gibson has been prevented from fighting another goalie by the refs if you are a ref and you prevent a goalie fight straight to jail it’s horrible beh straight to jail that is absolute narc Dog House Behavior

Get the [ __ ] out of the league we even coming from you who hates fighting yeah give us goalie fights yeah and I I typically am not uh overly turned on by a goalie fight but I like to see it I know that it’s usually not the craziest

Thing in the world it’s about the ceremony yes exactly you see the they’re just so big it’s they’re wearing so much clothes it’s in the office when they have to do like the sumo wrestler like bumping thing it’s just a funny visual it is funny that like um the two things that

Hot blooded real men love so much is like naked oil wrestling and the opposite of that which is fully clothed extra clothed very bulky goalie fighting they are the worst fights ever but also they so bad some most of the time I mean the big day for a lot of things that we

Talk about off air uh I’ve said it many times formative formative hockey memory was Ray emry versus uh Marty Bon the best is when it just the thing I like most about goalie fights is usually if there’s a goalie fight that means all hell is breaking loose yeah and then

Like the best part of that that Emery fight was the fact that a skater came over and dropped R Emery and it was like okay here we go chaos I wish that goalies were miked up at all times and that they only they tell them they’re

Like hey you won’t be hot the whole game but this is just in case there’s a goalie fight uh we’re just wondering what it sounds like when a goalie is on their way to a goalie fight because they’re you’re so big you’re so slow I love the idea of just like getting that

Audio of like here I oh you [ __ ] I feel like I feel like there’s either guys are either like all right I’m going to kick someone’s ass or another one was like ah why’ you have to get involved oh no John Gibson wanted all this say John

Gibson was like horny I was saying about Gibson I’m just saying I feel like for goalies in general like there’s got to be a time where it’s just like we have a little bit of an unspoken rule that if you don’t get involved I don’t get involved and then you got involved so

Now I got to skap my ass down the ice and fight somebody I thought that was good for John Gibson’s brand last night he uh he he had some like sexy energy coming across that that Center Ice Line he came from the bench we talked about this

Before he was like holding his stick he did like a little bit of like a showman like uh towel around the head sort of stick thing and then throws it and he had that psychotic smile on his face as he was trying to fight Peter morazzi the

Whole time so shout out John Gibson last two things uh on goalies it goes back to the Sabers Sean we haven’t talked about UPL got run twice last night in the Red Wings game and as I was watching that I was like God we’re having fun with the

Sabers the only only thing that could set this back literally 10 years would be touching their goalie please Red Wings don’t touch their goalie there’s precedent for that Sabers don’t know what to do with that they’re not going to do anything and then they’re going to

Freak out this off season please so I’m holding my breath on how they react because there might be a time to relase situation there where the team implodes this offseason and is a mess for the next 10 years I don’t like how you guys talk about what happened to Ryan Miller

So there’s that be oh he’s a he’s a little [ __ ] [ __ ] better goalie than little [ __ ] and then the franchise fell apart te better goalie than has ever played in Boston but that’s neither here nor there um the one I I missed one of

The the runs of UPL the other one he was like out of the crease and it was a complete accident I was still upset that no one immediately like I feel like in those situations if your goalie gets touched you immediately got to kick someone’s ass even if it’s nobody’s

Fault like even if it’s a goalie’s fault you got to fight and no one did anything no one even like looked upset I was like I don’t really like that but is what it is I just want to say it’s a real piece of [ __ ] what a piece

Of [ __ ] which I mean like that take has aged no in I mean lawsuit there was uh anyway um in that moment I thought Ryan Miller was the man for that I was like [ __ ] yeah hockey players are calling each other pieces of [ __ ] oh yeah to the

Press like right down Milan Lich wish that it came from anybody but Ryan though like who is like celebrity in Boston like does all the like these like U like is a fan favorite does like all this charitable stuff and everything Ryan Miller’s like and that’s

[ __ ] write it down [ __ ] that guy last note on the uh Chicago Blackhawks in that game last night as a result of that uh this blazing win streak by the Chicago Blackhawks the San Jose Sharks have uh taken the best odds for mlin celebrini in the draft lottery right now

Okay I’ve been doing sharks mock drafts M all I think about I want the Sharks to be back quickly I want them to resign some of their guys Anthony duclair let’s get you back there after you win a cup with the lightning this year I want everybody I want Chris Rock at the

Beginning of the movie spiral I want everything I want mlin celebrating I want them trading back into the first round in getting T ainla do whatever you want after that you could trade your whole draft if you’d like I want a sharks ainla Jersey I want mlin

Celebrini on the Sharks I want to have a sit down with David Quinn and Mike reer at the sphere if James Dolan will let us probably not not if James Dolan squashed that if like we used like Boston relationships to set up a cool shark sitdown in James Dolan said not in my

House that would suck but I want us to become more of a sharks podcast loved that week and a half they were good this year I want everything for that team what do you like is is there a place where you want celeb more than other

Spots uh there is a place where I don’t want him more than anywhere else and it is the Pittsburgh Penguins the Pittsburgh Penguins are falling apart right now they are horrendous uh they have been outscored what is it now want to say like 17 17 to2 in the last four

Games can I chime in for a second the Penguins do have the the Penguin’s first round pick is protected so if they won the lottery they would they would get mcklin celeb I don’t want that EAS yeah come on and that would guarantee like I I do

Want Crosby to go somewhere else that would guarantee he he’s not leaving yeah I I just I don’t want to see teams fall like accidentally fall into mlin celebrini I that’s saying like I want to reward tanking but I kind of want to reward tanking I love that we have

Sports nerds in our chat on our show they’re doing the NBA Twitter thing of I said I want the Sharks to get tjla people in the chat saying uh ainla is going to Detroit actually that’s a very like sports Twitter thing like actually I’ve decided we’ve already te he’s already landed

There people are already claiming like the 12th best Prospect in the 2024 NHL draft [ __ ] yeah God Bless yeah uh penguin suck just don’t want to see mlin celebrity in a penguin’s uniform uh we do need to talk about the Oilers I’m going to let you I’m going to let you

Solo podcast on the Oilers real quick because I got to make a a run what are you doing I gotta go to the bathroom I gotta pee really bad okay uh the Oilers are back I didn’t really have anything prepared on this but I could do it very

Easily Oilers tonight play the capitals and this is a huge game for the show a Oilers haven’t played in two games since they smoked the Penguins for nothing on Sunday and B we want the capitals solu Sean if the Oilers beat the capitals that helps our Sabers it moves it back

Up a little bit H yes it is huge for the the Sabers watch and what I love about the Oilers right now is they’re in Exploration mode with their new lines because they got Adam Henrik and we talked about o now you have Henrik Newen Hopkins and dry Sidle who can all either

Play second line third line Center or first line left wing with Conor McDavid right now the way the Oilers have it they got the n on the left wing of Conor McDavid what I love about that is Newton Hopkins McDavid Heyman Shan still a super line yeah that’s still like a holy

[ __ ] that team is loading up right yeah no no no I mean I I’ve just had to say this uh dry settle second best German player in the NHL um but yeah I mean that was the the whole thing for the Oilers is kind of the ability to get dry

Sidle to the second line or something like that and yeah have like two legit lines because dry Sidle now you got Ryden with Warren Fogle who i’ been trying to trade for like a month but your third line is a Vander Kane Adam Henrik Connor

Brown that is a real second line yeah I love it so much so we were talking about you made a mistake saying talk about the Oilers for a second uh they’re still doing a super line thing but they’re doing it without having to use Leon dry saddle which is exactly what we were

Seeing they could do if they got Adam Henri Oilers first line right now or at least last game was Ryan newon Hopkins Conor McDavid Zack Heyman that on any other team is a [ __ ] save some [ __ ] for the rest of us and they’re still letting dry saddle have a line and Adam

Henrik have a line I don’t know if I like it though um I I would obviously rather see dry Sidle with McDavid I I want I want Hopkins to Center his own line and I want it to be their shutdown line I’m like steering directly into Ryan njen Hopkins doesn’t care about

Offense he just wants to be like Philip do know which is for sure FanFiction on our part oh yeah 100% it’s just we’ve seen him make two very loud defensive plays I’m totally on board with that yeah next time he scores a goal we’re gonna be like did you know that isn’t

Even his thing he doesn’t even like doing that he likes making defensive well I’m I’m I’m like always a big fan of of line identities and like a line that’s maybe super well-rounded is exciting but also a line that only does one thing but does it incredibly well

That that like that piques my interest just as much as a well-rounded line just a team that’s all offense uh all uh foot to the gas and then uh on the opposite end just a team that gets CA a line that gets caved in but doesn’t give up

Anything last Oilers point I’ll make do you have the NHL statistical thing NHL next whatever they call it uh they put out this graphic and boy oh boy uh did I get sent this by everybody top goal scorers by area and if you look around you’ll see they’ll have hey this guy

Scores five goals from here seven goals from here and then right in front of the goalies penis is Zack Heyman with 31 goals from right in the house none of the other guys on this and they’ve got what there’s probably like 10 12 people there none of them have double digit goals

From their hottest area Zack Heyman 31 from right in front of the net that’s hilarious uh two ones that popped up to me were uh Drew Dy with nine goals at the top of uh the top of the zone between the two points that’s that’s very very cool jouy rocks and then Brock

Besser with two calls from like the like the neutral zone which I would assume both are empty Nets but like that’s kind of cool that he’s just a longdistance sharpshooter you know who I like on there is our guy uh Dimitri ronov where

Is he see him he is uh he is to Philip forsberg’s right yeah there you go sh well I did want to talk about Philip forsberg because Philip forsberg is somehow like even closer than Z that’s what I was going to say you said Heyman is right in front of the goalie’s penis

What is that make for that means that that means that Phil for is inside the goalie making love he has scored what is that eight goals inside the goalie the goalie is the whale and Philip forsberg is Pinocchio fair enough call yeah does Pinocchio get swallowed by a whale buddy

Yeah oh yeah big time really I thought that was uh isn’t it Moby Dick where Liv inside the whale whole other thing that’s a yeah it’s a different he lives inside the whale right no they’re like hunting Moby Dick In doesn’t the doesn’t Moby Dick swallow

The chip and the guy I don’t I don’t know if I’ve read all Moy dick but I I just know that Pinocchio lived inside a whale Pinocchio got like swallowed by a whale I yeah oh yeah which now that we bring that up I don’t know I haven’t seen all of or

Pinocchio in a very long time I don’t know how you get from being a puppet in a in a shop to living in a whale I don’t really know how that story gets there it’s a uh I’ll tell you what youbg on [ __ ] watch I would argue I would argue he’s

Just on [ __ ] you know who needs uh you know what needs a blumhouse adaptation James and the Giant Peach Pinocchio this [ __ ] wooden guy who should just be okay with what he’s got and he’s like you know what I’d rather be a real boy so some crazy ass guy

Makes him a real boy and then a whale eats him it’s like that’s what that’s what happens uh to real boys uh you happy now now you’re [ __ ] living now you got a whale on your case you ever see the the Tweet that’s like me and my friends would kill ET with

Hammers I’ll tell you that much no yeah that’s a great tweet me and my friends would kill Pinocchio with axes I’ll tell you that much just shop the [ __ ] out of that wood [ __ ] I feel like like as he was coming to life you’d be like ah it’s

Moving yeah I feel like they make the wrong people the bad guys and some of these like if if a puppet starts coming to life you should you should murder it on SP you absolutely kill it on spot yeah and if it’s talking to a [ __ ] Cricket kill the cricket you know who

Would I’m stealing this from a person in the chat uh so we love to discuss that the original director of Jaws before Steven Spielberg Jaws made Steven Spielberg’s career of course but the original director dick Richards was fired because he kept referring to the shark as a whale somebody in the chat

Said that Pinocchio was actually eaten by a shark that’s shout out dick Richards in the chat uh I I will tell you though look behind me man I’ve got a type we got that is so true Z SM who but we’ve talked about this like I like the

Guys who go to the front of the net and score a million goals off their ass to be fair though Philip forsberg has range to his game he’s just happened to score uh nine goals apparently inside go he only has eight nine goals from the [ __ ] where like Zack Heyman I we is

Still the netf front guy right like 31 goals is a larger percentage of his his overall body of work as opposed to Philip forsberg’s nine goals probably a smaller percentage and my guess would be if he’s got 31 of his 43 goals from right there I would guess six or seven

Of them are from just outside of are from the no are from the forsberg spot are from a little closer let’s not act like Hyman isn’t in the [ __ ] that’s that’s a really good point like if there’s a spot closer to the net than what Zack Hyman is scoring 31 goals from

Then zackman scoring more goals from even closer he’s scoring some from there as well I think that everybody’s understood this it’s an astute it’s a I’m a front office guy I’m also a netfront guy but yeah you look at the the names I got back there I got

Forsberg Heyman jvr who baby that’s his bread and butter and I also uh I got Dave as well got DJ Bean there shout out Anthony from the Blackhawks gave me that Jersey there you go we love him so much and o man we we’re going to have to get

Some uh some why can’t I think of our maligned Carill marchenko we got some maligned yeah who’s our look at my malign Russian player who is my T tortured boy yeah that was uh Trump at a rally seeing Krill marchenko where is he look at my maligned

Russian boy um Carill marchenko has no points over his last five games it’s well that’s cuz they won’t let him play I know those are five games that he played looks like that reset did a lot of good yeah you ruined them yeah where

Oh no I lied I lied he has an assists in those five games sorry oh heating up one assist in over those five uh before we get out of here do want to talk about the uh NHL to Atlanta stuff that came out yesterday yeah the alpar Retta sports and entertainment group fronted

By former NHL player Anson Carter has formally requested expansion to Atlanta for a third time how do we feel love it yeah I like it more than no offense any Utah listeners I want it more than Utah and I think that if we go to

Atlanta or if we hockey go to Atlanta uh we could do it a little differently this time I like Anon Carter fronting it yeah yeah I mean Sean I mean I just think if they’re going to do it need to make it black as [ __ ] there we go I love it uh

There’s that and also I like the idea of them going to a market that’s failed multiple times already so people shut the [ __ ] up about Arizona which they probably won’t but people need to shut the [ __ ] up about Arizona if it can if it work in Atlanta it can work in

Arizona I I want the NHL to work in Atlanta so bad because Atlanta is one of my favorite cities it’s like one of my favorite cities never been to Atlanta and is awesome I say this affectionately not as a white man or whatever you said something about make it black

Make it Atlanta as [ __ ] and a big part of that is making it black as [ __ ] do that I’ve like don’t [ __ ] plop in their like the oh the good old hockey game we’re a [ __ ] sports team in Atlanta let’s be Atlanta need to drop

The first Puck like or drop the puck who quo yeah yeah so I want a very uh a very uh like rap heavy ownership group but then I also want Elton John I want Elton John in the mix so yes make it like like it’s black representation El John is

Like a famous atlan people people don’t know this Elton John lives in Atlanta has a house in Atlanta house in Atlanta that is his American residence that’s incredible uh I love that I would love Elton John in the hockey world that’d be incredible but yeah take notes from

Vegas lean into like the city and VI Walking Dead clubs CNN Magic City just sell yeah Magic City Wings yes they need a team like Flavor of wings at Magic City that’s how you do it you got to get into the strip clubs you’ll be big I

Told you about the uh the the chase Lounge in Tampa they could have in Atlanta The Claremont Lounge you know what that is no you know what that is oh you never been I’ve never been there you told me about it many times yes uh one

Of our friends almost took us there one time he described it to us we said ah no thank you and we didn’t go I ended up going uh later in life The Claremont Lounge is this there’s like a CD hotel that had this Lounge where like every

All the servers were strippers but they were regular people so so what are strippers yeah no they were not like dancers who were like this is like they’re not performers they are it is a very matter of fact every day I’m just a naked person kind of walking around like

They were they are naked servers the way like walk around your home naked so they’re they their server is just naked all body types not [ __ ] like glistened up not like dressed any sort of fancy way hair none of that it’s just like the people are [ __ ] naked it is

A wild ass scene and they closed this hotel because they were like it’s not good behavior yeah I was going to say part of the agreement I think with the city was you got to keep the lounge open so this bar still exists where you go in

There and it’s just like I don’t know you’ll find like a 60-year-old naked person serving you it’s a wild scene interesting but I’d say everybody should go it’s just a crazy [ __ ] thing the Atlanta won my heart over this second that we went to some bar I forget what

It was called and we got there people were smoking inside and I asked hey do you sell cigarettes here and the waitress looked at us and like laughed in our face you’re retelling a story you weren’t there for this this is so uncomfortable I I was pretty sure that

We were there this this happened to me and Tom Giles I thought that this was this happened I’ve told this story a million times I feel bad Oh Oh I thought this happened the night that we went out with Randy and we sat in that corner and they brought loose cigarettes with each

Drink no this this is so but we’ve done cigarettes at bars in Atlanta it it has the same ending where we smoked cigarettes in a and they brought Lucy’s with your drink orders when you asked that happened to me and uh Tom we in Atlanta were just like let’s get let’s

Bring cigarettes to the bar and be Atlant I thought for no I for sure what happened to me I for sure remember the waitress bringing a loose cigarette after we asked I uh no this and I’m not this isn’t embarrassing if uh you’re misremembering me and Tom I could have

SW like we said like we were like hey people smoking here uh do you sell cigarettes and she was like no sweetie and we were like okay that makes sense she was like okay I got some other tables to deal with I’ll be right back to take an order or something she comes

Back with uh like two whiskies and two loose cigarettes we were like yo this person’s cool and on some Wolf of Wall Street [ __ ] she came back like every seven minutes with whiskey in cigarettes and we this was like an after work let’s grab a drink kind of thing that our boss

Had come with us and was like I see where this is going and laugh we were like oh what do you mean you see where this is going uh we both missed all the [ __ ] that we had to do the next day because we got blackout drunk and smoked

A million cigarettes and it was the best but yeah in Atlanta you’re just going to there with a pack of cigarettes and just be one of the Gang well I do I I we possibly gotten like lucies and stuff we definitely got lucies at that place because we didn’t get cigarettes before

Going to that place and I don’t know which one of us would have just been carrying cigarettes on our person the only places where I have gone and bought cigarettes I am uh I I I’ve long been a boy cigarettes are delicious etc etc but

I’ve like quiet quit uh not that I ever smoked regularly but I won’t even do a cheeky cigarette I’m like probably five six years off of that it just makes me feel so bad cigarette is can rock with a good I mean famously we when we were in

Vegas Pete gave me a a drag off his Sig and I immediately won money there we go it’s good vibes magic uh this did happened in Atlanta between the two of us we had our flight uh delayed on the last day of our Atlanta trip and they famously undelayed the flight which

Should be illegal should be illegal you cannot undelay a flight we had decided to because our flight was delayed we decided not to go to the airport we hung out at the bar and then we missed our flight because oh Suddenly It’s on time again they did a

Blackhawks what like we’re out of the playoffs just kidding nope we’re the playoffs hard tomorrow are you good um and so the next flight we could get on was like 5: in the morning and so we had some time to kill without a hotel and

The bar that we were at our server was like hey heard your heard your debacle here’s a solution I know of like an illegal warehouse party going on that starts at midnight you guys should roll through and then you can just go to the airport from there she didn’t even say

That though she was like I knowy uh yeah they’re like I know uh either they didn’t say illegal Warehouse we have a a party that you could go to but it’s like a bar or something and it just like did not sound sketchy yeah we like cool that sounds good yeah well I

Was going like this as you uh you wearing I was wearing a different wean shirt and uh there was a guy at the bar who was like Hey wean rocks and I was like yeah they do buddy we show up to this next party that is very it it was

In a warehouse and it was very illegal very against like fire code all the things people were doing drugs in the open but it was like professionally put on yes there was like sounds like Atlanta it was it was it was legitimately in like a um like you know

Like Warehouse things where like it’s there’s like loading bays and [ __ ] like that and there’s there’s nothing in this parking lot and we roll up in an Uber and we’re like this can’t be the right address that we were given and we saw more and more people like showing up and

Going behind the building you enter into like the back door and you have to go through like hey write your name down and in case anything happens you can’t knark on us when we opened the door the guy the wean guy who out he had just a

Very distinct look was sitting on a coach surrounded by uh women and was like smoking a joint and was like hey guy I was like hell yeah but this was the type of thing where if you told the cops about it and they showed up the

Next day at let’s say 10:00 a.m. there wouldn’t be a drop of clue that anything was there be all gone it the most insane thing anyway so that’s why Atlanta should have a hockey team because Atlanta’s a cool ass City one of those during an intermission I I wanted should

They go back should they run it back with a Thrashers so Thrashers I think you could do the Atlanta thing and call it the Thrashers yeah you’re looking at me like no what do you what do you mean do the ATA the Atlanta thing I’m saying like

Make it what we’re talking about like get out in John make it black as [ __ ] like Thrashers would go on all the type of like uni uniform and like new signage that I would want I feel like the Thrashers have picked up a bit of like cool Factor since they’ve been gone in

Terms of sort of the lore behind the Thrashers I just don’t really like their logo to be quite honest they could revamp the Thrashers logo though refesh change like there’s better maybe there’s better names do what the Jets did yeah yeah bring it back I don’t necessarily want to say

Better logo but more updated logo all right let’s get out of here with the slay rage wait wait before we do that I did I did want to point out um that after they put out the the request for the formal expansion that uh to Atlanta

Bill Daly came out and came out with a a statement that I found very funny in its like tone the league appreciates Anson’s passion for bringing NHL hockey back to the Atlanta Atlanta area and he has certainly kept the subject on our radar screen for several years running while

As we have made clear we have no expansion oriented process in place currently it’s always good to know that there is Bonafide interest that’s like a this [ __ ] won’t shut up about yeah like congratulations we see your request now go away yeah excited about

It so so we like that for them uh before you get to slate grade I we need to bring it up because someone was asking about it uh chaos chain chaos chain tonight the Vancouver Canucks play the Colorado Avalanche and there are Glen Howton voice implications because DJ has the Colorado

Avalanche he could possess the chaos chain tomorrow for the first time all season and someone was asking for us to explain our Decor that explains why there is a Vancouver Canucks Banner in front of a Edmonton Oilers bobblehead which on its face seems strange little confusing sinful uh especially if you’re

A fan of one of those teams but okay we got a slate grade presented by game time and I’m starting to see predictions in the chat but hey hold up you don’t know where it’s going to go we got four games tonight 7:30 p.m. us Kings at Blues 7:30

P.m. us Predators at Jets 10 p.m. us capitals at Oilers 10:30 p.m. us Avalanche at Canucks let’s note in the structure here we don’t have a single 7M this starts at 7:30 p.m. given that we’ve already had a little daylight savings Shenanigans this week I don’t

Know that this is the time to be throwing people off their game that much so it’s going to get docked a little structure-wise I do like that you have your pick of the litter 7:30 p.m. I think I’m probably watching Predators at Jets because that’s two playoff is teams

Kings right now got to see how they can uh keep their foot on the gas after smoking the Islanders the other day I’m probably watching the Predators at Jets there but really the the money maker is capitals at oil ERS because as Sabers people we want the capitals to lose and

As oil men we’re oil men yeah I mean from a hockey perspective Avalanche at Canucks is the best game on the schedule but and I don’t like the best game on the schedule being at 10:30 p.m. I like the 10:30 p.m. game being like a this is

A treat if you want it especially when it’s kind of going up against the same time this is the old hey the headliner of the festival goes on at 8 across the way there’s another band you like going on at 7:45 and it’s like well what the

[ __ ] am I supposed to do with that shout out Vampire Weekend who had that happen to them so they opened their set by playing a punk three times in a row so uh they were like if you if you’re only here for a punk here you go we’re gonna

Play it three times in a row then you can go watch the other band uh don’t like this don’t like this slate don’t like the Slate don’t like the structure I love it I love the structure I’m a big two screen guy you got two screens at 7

30 two screen well one at 10 one at 10:30 every single game has like massive implic it’s either teams that are currently in a playoff spot are right outside of a playoff spot like all four really important games at in my mind a perfect time structure I mean I could do

With it being like two sevens and two 10 but I don’t see I would have taken a seven and a 730 like that way you got this you got the staggered intermissions yeah you you got one game hitting intermission if would given me if he would have given me PRS just at

Like that probably would have been perfect otherwise like we do have some breaking news on this slate mhm they’re adding a game no that’d be so funny the St Louis Blues are having I don’t know what they would even call it or what kind of night it would be uh they’re

Doing some sort of 90s night tonight so they are wearing and we probably don’t have time to get it to Sean or whatever but just trust they are wearing the Gretzky jerseys wait like the reverse oh boy and they’re playing the Kings and the Chevrons are they really oh yeah

Baby so oh [ __ ] I’m can you get those up there oh oh brother all right call me the goalie when we’re playing the Predators because oh boy this is the Gretzky game yes you’ve got two Gretzky jerseys going head-to-head here oh oh this is going to look incredible are

They wearing they’re wearing the the blue ones or they wearing the red ones ones they I believe are wearing the blue ones wait so is the did the red ones was that the reverse retro yes okay the blue ones are but when did they start wearing

The blue ones in the 90s no I know that but like when did they start wearing them again I think that this might be a one-off I don’t know if you’re allowed to do that though we got a picture of Robert Thomas wearing it as part of this

Like uh as part of this promo uh buddy get ready to speak uh the Adobe Creative Suite because it’s very possible that’s a Photoshop oh there’s no way right there wouldn’t phot there’s no way a Photoshop could be done with the uniform okay this changes everything so now you

Got I mean you weren’t ecstatic about this slate Kings at Blues now very aesthetically pleasing Predators at Jets capitals at Oilers in a huge game 1030 Avalanche Canucks I’m going to give this an A minus I like this one I’ve come around the uh the the Jersey

Matchup changed a lot of things for me move the needle whoa amazing why someone said I’m in the dogh house why am I in the dogh house why am I why are they saying [ __ ] me for I don’t I don’t really know I think they I think they wanted an a for

This one I was close to get like if you give me one more incredible like I don’t know if you gave me the [ __ ] lightning wearing the crazy ass Lightning jerseys or if they all wore the was who did they wear the jerseys for like the they all had like a

Thousand on them or something someone’s a thousandth game or headman they did like a they did it for headman headman if they if they had if the lightning were playing and they were all wearing the headman jerseys or something or if you like a Jackie Robinson Day [ __ ]

Everybody’s wearing 42 I get down with that um just looking at the notes it is Kevin Hay’s 700th game and pav bovich is 200th uh they also did say in this article that it is the only time that they’re wearing these jerseys as season wow one off pav and pav bich to

Celebrate the uh the Rangers are going to put another statement about Tom Wilson um the uh what was I gonna say chat did break the Jersey news that that was from the chat oh shout out shout out goated goated I forget what I was gonna say and the chat broke they they did

Break uh the grade they predicted they they didn’t break the grade they predicted the grade they they broke it I would say I think they broke it I mean I feel like the lines are are awfully blurry because if you say it before there’s no real way to

Know if they predicted it or yeah but there’s also no consequence if this had gotten an a then are people not going to trust that person in the chat anymore it’s patat and Lazarus you you you weren’t you weren’t saying it was happening you just said signs of were

Pointing towards an A minus well this has been Poss possibly my favorite what chaos show ever I couldn’t tell you a thing about it but I do know that we had a lot of fun and uh we will be back tomorrow where we will recap this very aesthetically pleasing slate all right

We’ll talk to you tomorrow [Applause] Bye-bye

Last night, a handful of teams revealed they might just not be who we thought they were. The Buffalo Sabres BLEW OUT wildcard competitor Detroit, the Chicago Blackhawks scored 7 goals in a win (again) that included a line brawl. Who are the biggest frauds in the NHL now?

Join DJ Bean and Pete Blackburn for all that and more on another episode of What Chaos! presented by the ALLCITY Network!

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26:38 Wings are frauds
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