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Wednesday Weekly Rankings – Week 21



Week 21! The trade deadline has come and gone with some big deals made, here’s how things stand right now.

– Vegas is doing it again
– Dallas is hot
– Wings are fighting themselves
– our first teams eliminated from playoff contention!

Trust the data.

by ArtVandelAAYY

45 Comments

  1. ScreamQueenStacy

    Well… that’s fair. At least I get stress free hockey for the rest of the season.

  2. RedWingsReborn

    Seeing the Wings in their own Tier lmfao well deserved. One trick fucking pony. 0-100 without Larkin. Absolutely horrendous.

  3. chicknsnadwich

    Leafs down Wings down Yotes down rest is pretty good

  4. As a wings fan I had a nice chortle at the description for our tier 😂

  5. HarveyHound

    Flames should be in the probably dead category. Team knows it too.

  6. Right-Aspect2945

    I would consider putting the Sabres in the next tier up. They’re only 6 points out of contention and have been playing better. If they actually manage to get a hotstreak going this season they’d have good odds.

    Of course, saying that, they’re now guaranteed a 5 game slide that cements that they won’t make it.

  7. pickle_milf

    I question Dallas being top 5, but aside from that the list seems fine.

  8. Cornelius-Prime

    The teams in the elite tier would beat the teams in the top 5 in a series minus the panthers

  9. ANARCHISTofGOODtaste

    *checks schedule

    Yeah, that tracks. Next year is our year.

  10. Knights_When

    Get ready to learn the words to Dancing Queen bitches.

  11. Seeing Rangers behind all those teams makes me happy. I want others to underestimate us.

  12. Individual-Main-5036

    Officially the bad guy should not only have Vegas but also the Florida Panthers and Rangers haha

  13. Finally a truly accurate tier-ranked post.

    God damn someone start a slow clap.

  14. simplycycling

    Man, there’s no way I can bet against Colorado at this point.

  15. IceRanger51

    “Eliminated from playoff contention” but with Bedsy!

  16. sahbatage

    Calgary definitely should be in the category below.

  17. PM_ME_DIRTY_DANGLES

    I’m just happy to be above New J*rsey and Shittsburgh

  18. BlueEyesWhiteSliver

    I expect two teams in wildcard spot to tank in the western and somehow two teams in the 60 pointer right now to make it.

  19. BangYourHead

    Bruins are third in the league but not top 5?

  20. Yeah I don’t think my boys are gonna make it. They’ve been rough lately

  21. AnonPlzzzzzz

    Making Vegas into Razor Ramon only makes me want to cheer for them

  22. resentfulvirgin

    The Leafs are not elite. Also, the standings aren’t gonna reflect it at any point, but hockey’s weird, and I think generally the Oilers, Avalanche, and Hurricanes are better than the Canucks, Jets, and Rangers, but I’m fine with this because the split between those two groups is that the Canucks, Jets, and Rangers have significantly better goaltending, and I probably underrate teams led by star goalies in general because of their volatility. Still think we’ll see an Oilers/Panthers final, which was my pre-season pick iirc. Might’ve been Oilers/Hurricanes.

  23. OG_MajinVegeta

    We don’t even deserve that high of a spot after these last few games

  24. DaftFunky

    My buddy still thinks Calgary is gonna push in a wildcard spot.

    😬

  25. Vivaan977

    we capitulated vs florida last night 💀. that would’ve been a very nice win standings-wise

  26. More_Advertising_383

    Probably pretty good beating that top 5 ass right now

  27. socrates1975

    Were still mad at you cause someones taking the brunt of our rage for the hot mess that we have been forced to sit through for the last 6 games 😉

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