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Mathew Barzal Dekes Out Pierre-Olivier Joseph At Full Speed To Score



Mathew Barzal got a burst of speed and then deked out Pierre-Olivier Joseph to score a beauty for the Islanders.

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  1. BUT THOSE GODDAMN ZEBRAS LITERALLY GAVE THE PENS THE GAME! WATCH THE LAST 2 MINUTES OF REGULATION AND ALL OF OT. IT’S DISGUSTING. IF THIS SCREWS WITH PLAYOFF POSITIONS COME SEASON’S END, HEADS. WILL. ROLL. BLOOD WILL POUR DOWN THE HILLS, VALLEYS, AND STREETS OF LONG ISLAND AS WE MAKE THE ZEBRAS FEEL ALL THE PAIN WE DID, AND KILLING THEM SLOWLY. WE WILL THEN SHOVE THEIR BONES DOWN THE THROATS OF MALKIN AND CROSBY, AND WATCH THEM CHOKE TO DEATH WITH DELIGHT. YES, I’M SALTY! AFTER YOU WATCH THE LAST BIT OF THE GAME, YOU’LL UNDERSTAND WHY. MY VOICE HURTS I SCREAMED IN RAGE SO MUCH. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!

  2. When Barzal will have some face whiskers his after goal facial expressions will stand side by side with Stone's.

  3. This is better than that popular mcdavid goal, but everyone is obsessed with mcdavid sooo they think mcdavids is better

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