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Red Bull Made A HUGE Mistake



Red Bull Made A HUGE Mistake

What a year this week has been hasn’t it in just one week I’ve read more gossip about Formula 1 than there is about the Kardashians what the is happening at Red Bull with horny Horner Max going to Mercedes wait wait wait a minute wait that don’t make no kind of sense Alpine

Having more alpan than ever and what the hell is helmet Marco doing also there’s a new kid on the Block and all this while otma is still chilling to the fullest seeing all this being unraveled let’s start with Red Bull’s great comeback with a new saga of who did who

Uh who did what at work just when I was getting bored joser Sten decided to open his mouth what the hell did you do you and Red Bull are scaring away Max into the evil hands of another F1 team the horny Hornos Saga has taken yet another

Turn after the Bahrain GP just decided to air out some dirty laundry suggesting that Red Bull was on the verge of imploding unless Christian hoer decided to bow out why this bomb shot your guess is as good as mine but Whispers of a frusty relationship between Herer and

Fen senior have been floating around maybe just was feeling a bit left out pining for the drama to be about him for once sometimes I doubt if having just for Sten around is even the best thing for Max and his career all jokes aside did you see what happened to your

YouTube feeds and news sites they are bombarded with videos and articles with clickbaits like Max for steppen to Mercedes in 20125 like what I wasn’t even recovered yet from last weekend and now Max pen is going to Mercedes is it true it seems like showing off his Red

Bull will Christian Herer cost him dearly for now Red Bull made a quick decision to suspend the female employee who made the Horner complaint how is Horna all of a sudden the victim why doesn’t he get suspended that’s harassment just when we thought J for Sten was the only

Shakespeare of drama it seems we can forget about J already it appears we know the secret leaker of the messages of Horn’s inappropriate behavior uh sorry guys I didn’t want to show this yeah the this is the one the leaker of it all helmet Marco are you

That bored with Formula 1 because what you are doing right now buddy is driving Max to the Red Bull exit why don’t you just retire and drink a nice whiskey in front of the fireplace reading a good book at the top of their dominance Red Bull and Max seem to be driven apart

During an interview posted on March 6 on sky sport news max was asked if he would leave Red Bull in 2025 he didn’t confirm nor deny these claims things must go really crazy I guess but that’s not uh that’s not the target for for everyone so

Ha well that only took 2 days the drama is unfolding so quickly we can start a real life series keeping up with the Red Bulls thank you helmet Max shared that without helmet he won’t continue his career at Red Bull will this destroy the ever so undefeatable Red Bull well lucky

Us cuz Marco isn’t suspended from Red Bull reason they also don’t want Max to leave their team cuz they will be while keeping up with the Red Bulls just aired we shouldn’t forget about what happened during the Saudi Arabia qualifying and Grand Prix Carla Saints appendix decided to disappear before before testing even

Started which resulted in a wild be man to have his first F1 debut hm where have I seen this before oh right the same happened with Alex Alban which gave Nick def his first debut the post Ferrari shared on their Instagram almost suggested Carlos passed away but luckily

For us Carlos commented saying he’s still alive all in all Carla Saints had a smooth operation so our youngest man on the grid Oliver bman also got his debut thanks to appendicitis this British teenager had a stunning debut placing 11 at the Saudi Arabia qualifying it’s

Clear that A Star is Born over to stake salba uh kick Saba F1 uh Saba kick whatever I mean the green cars where Bas had a shitty weekend last week ziao is not really feeling it this weekend the practice session ahead of the Saudi Arabia GP was brought to a sudden halt

After xia guu suffered a heavy crash luckily he’s okay I guess it’s Z for guu Alonzo had a great race he might be the goat sonoda and Ricardo saw a frosty exchange on the cooldown lap in Bahrain the Japanese driver’s small man syndrome turning him into a bit of an idiot he

Was able to harness it to a greater event this weekend powering on into Q3 whilst Daniel only set a time good enough for 14th and in true fp1 style that means it’s time to move on and forget this ever happen so did Daniel do anything special during the Grand Prix

He didn’t and ended p16 Alpine even had more pain this Grand Prix than last Grand Prix resulting in Gastly falling out during the formation lap they really need to change their name to Al pain even though the only pain Gastly wants is pain Al shagala can get much

Worse Perez did what he’s good at getting punishments this time he almost crashed with aonzo in the pit Lane resulting in a 5-second penalty but who did even worse with penalties was Kevin Magnuson he received a two times 10-second penalty despite that he still left six drivers behind him and

Hulkenberg scored one point I guess the great Harter plan worked all aboard conductor Kevin’s jeda express it seems Stak kick Saba want to be and stay record holders of the longest pit Lanes so last week it was a 53c p stop with botas and this time xia was having the real

Saber experience I feel bad for them to be honest I’m not even sure what saber is really doing on track but they act like Williams from previous years in a whirlwind twist of fate bman seemed to be the unexpected hero of the Saudi Arabia GP this year this 18-year-old

Faced pressure from the threat of Laris and Lewis Hamilton but he held on to claim p7 meaning he brought 6 point home in his first Formula 1 race will this time the appendix issues result in a rookie getting a seat in the next season let’s hope we find out soon finally we

Can bring out our bingo card again as Max won another race starting pole and also ending on that position what a legend he achieved this H 100th podium in his career joining other great drivers like Hamilton schoem marker vettle and Alonzo not sure how to rate

This week’s soap and race what do you think let me know in the comments and while you’re at it make sure to drop this video a like and get subscribed for more reviews on Race week

Howdy guys, welcome at a new review on last weeks formula 1 events. A lot has been happening and the internet served us well with some amazing F1 memes to tell the story. In this video I’ve covered Christian Horner, Jos Verstappen, Max Verstappen, Carlos Sainz, Oliver Bearman, Mercedes, Toto Wolff, many more and even Nyck de Vries came to say hi briefly. Well, all aboard the Kevin Magnussen train and anjoy the video.

0:00 – Intro
0:32 – Horny Horner Saga
1:46 – Shakespeare Jos Verstappen
2:56 – Disappeared Appendix
3:33 – The Green Cars
4:13 – Race Recap

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3 Comments

  1. I like your style of review. It is good. Get your pronunciations right and it wil be exelent. This is in no way, shape or form written to "down" you, it is constructive criticism.

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