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It’s happening boys

by TyAD552

25 Comments

  1. YeahILikeDags

    They are parleying with powers they do not fully understand

  2. Individual_Potato629

    God speed my new friends. God speed 🥲

  3. OffTheGoopFR

    They’re doing it all wrong. The power came from misspelling Oettinger

  4. inmontibus-adflumen

    They have no idea the power that they’ve unleashed

  5. SergeantThreat

    Good thing they’re in the Bible Belt, they’ll be needing an old priest and a young priest soon

  6. Ginger-Beefcake

    Well we don’t have two superstars anymore for …. Some reason… So why not try

  7. Alarmed-dictator

    The fools, they know not what they’re dealing with

  8. Smiling_Joe

    Are….. Are they about the grab the Monkey Paw?

  9. Somehow this will lead to Jason Robertson playing in Vancouver or something.

  10. Mr_Biggums

    This is my all time favorite sports related meme

  11. Robertson, Wyatt Johnston, Stankhoven all gone in two years

  12. El_Cactus_Loco

    They went full Bedard. Never go full Bedard.

  13. TsarBomba94

    They were so pre-occupied with whether or not they could, they didn’t stop to think if they should…

  14. What’s the deal with Otter? Has he been playing like shit recently?

  15. Barqueefa

    The hubris of man to dabble in such evil things… They don’t even have the blessing of Scorch to protect them. Stars moved to Atlanta confirmed.

  16. eyehatecody

    Heiskanen, Robertson and Oettinger all requesting trades within the next two years and the players they get back in return will be cursed.

  17. We unleashed a terrible curse when we metalled with powers we couldn’t control. With the Dallas sub choosing to take up these dark arts I believe the curse we placed on the flames has been lifted and shifted to the Dallas Star. Brighter days lay ahead, the curse is no more!

  18. gfountyyc

    Father, Forgive them, for they not know what they are doing

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