Mastodon
@Florida Panthers

Jason Purrhees hunting down the Nashville Predators



it feels like it’s been months since panthers hockey. thank God

by ForgotHowToGiveAShit

8 Comments

  1. PearlJamPony

    😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

  2. OxfordCommaRule

    When battling Predators, it’s a pretty easy choice between JP and Arnold, even in the Governor’s prime (the movie was released in 1987). Without a doubt, I’d go with the 100% natural Jason over a roid-enhanced Arnold. Get ’em JP. Show ’em no mercy.

  3. ForgotHowToGiveAShit

    ironically I’ve referred to jason as a xenmorph before.

    I realistically call him anything except Jason

  4. swaggys-cats

    JP needs to chase him with some White Out™️

  5. Imm0rTALDETHSpEctrE

    hahaha!! badass bro 🙌🏼 I’m a cat man myself and urs is the shit

    …*when I was little, we found a man. he looked like – like, butchered. the old women in the village crossed themselves, and whispered crazy things, strange things. “El Gato cazador de hombres”. only in the hottest years this happens…and this year, it grows hot. we begin finding our men. we found them sometimes without their skin… and sometimes much, much worse. “El Gato que hace trofeos de los Depredador” means “the Cat who makes trophies of Predators”* 😱🥵

Write A Comment