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So I went to the open house last night and took the locker room tour and I regret not asking at the time but… why the Bedard sick? Did he forget it in November? Does everyone stadium need to keep one on hand for him? Are going to cut the greatest deal of all time with Chicago? What’s going on?

by thelordcommanderKG

5 Comments

  1. John_Wang

    Do players swap sticks like how other sports swap jerseys?

  2. thelordcommanderKG

    Bedard is famously superstitious about people touching his stick maybe this is a contaminated one he was willing to give away lol

  3. EntranceTooCute

    Marchenko is our Secret Russian Agent that everyone else overlooks due to his massively cheerful disposition, and we love him for that!

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    Clearly he’s gathering further intel into what makes Bedard’s wrist shot so lethal and aiming to incorporate such knowledge into his repertoire. Hopefully he shares such findings & knowledge with his fellow countrymen, and our “Honorary Russian” Texier!

  4. SteinerFifthLiner

    I can see it now
    Marchy, that big silly grin on his face
    Slyly reaching over, swiping Bedard’s stick when no one is looking
    ‘Mine now!’ 😀

  5. whitesnowdog

    i’m usually pretty good at sounding out names but this one has me stumped.

    Pyyhtia

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