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Ryan Lindgren is on the ice for optional #NYR morning skate in a regular blue jersey



Not human

by youngmoltisanti

25 Comments

  1. DaddyBoogle

    Cyborg lindy at it again. Installation complete, commencing trial period, system check for errors.

  2. Beerfoodbeer

    At this point you have to wonder if he is a cybernetic organism from the future sent to save John Connor

  3. Ryan Lindgren: *decapitated*

    reported: “Lindgren out day-to-day with UBI”

    *returns in a week*

  4. Key-Tip-7521

    I told ya’ll it was Mike’s Diet Coke. That shit has powers

  5. roscomikotrain

    I hope he isn’t playing – we need him for playoffs – presidents trophy means nothing.

  6. Shoddy_Reserve788

    Keep him out until the playoffs or the last few before

  7. mbsmilford

    They haven’t even had time to reboot him yet.

  8. ExperienceNo7751

    His knee legit bent the opposite direction it’s supposed to and he’s skating within 10 days.

  9. jkman61494

    Please don’t play against Philly. Ideally he sits out until next week after this road trip

  10. NoReplacement9001

    None of this makes sense. I say that in both awe and actual medical astonishment. How does he come back to us every time?

  11. blueline7677

    We got the delivery of spare parts early. Who knew spare Lindgren parts are on Amazon prime now

  12. I__Need_Scissors_61

    With parts and labor the total is about $550

  13. vertigounconscious

    at this point I refuse to believe that it’s the same Ryan Lindgren each time and not just a clone they spawn in a tank to replace him.

  14. Oprama2016

    Bullsharks inject Ryan Lindgren testosterone. 

  15. Who_pooped_the_bed11

    He has a bionic skeleton and I won’t be persuaded otherwise until I see the x-rays. This man is a warrior among warriors

  16. HereticsSpork

    Didn’t know we have a necromancer on the training staff.

  17. Can’t believe he’s got a working Bacta tank in his apartment and he won’t share with anyone in need, selfish.

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