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How to fix soccer



How to fix soccer

by BWebCat

7 Comments

  1. Stinky_Toes12

    Get rid of yellow and red cards and replace with a sin bin

  2. Fit_Use9941

    Make all games entirely indoor and have each team have their own goal horn for when they score at home. Allow fights

  3. BronzeDucky

    They forgot…

    6. Put knife blades on player’s feet

    7. Arm everyone with a stick

    8. Let the players slug it out if they feel like it

  4. rruurrruuu

    Well there’s no Ice but you might like Futsal

  5. No, really . . . . as a fan of sports generally, hockey has this to offer soccer: a) continuous substitution – higher tempo with fans seeing more players off the bench, and, b) temporary expulsions – there is far more flexibility for hockey referees, while soccer referees (and the rules) routinely wreck games with ineffectual yellow cards or devastating red cards.

  6. lonestar-rasbryjamco

    Rugby is already “fixed” soccer. Change my mind.

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