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Torts Lookin to The Big Screen After the Shorty to See What The FUCK Mika Just Did



Torts Lookin to The Big Screen After the Shorty to See What The FUCK Mika Just Did

by flyingjesuit

13 Comments

  1. jkman61494

    I think Torts still has a soft spot for this team and I also think he legit enjoyed the fuck out of that game with how messed up it was even though it killed him inside to see both defenses collapse in the 3rd.

    Dude nearly broke into a laugh (likely looking at Lav) before OT started

  2. Key-Tip-7521

    That face you make when your defense looks like it would get beat up at a bus stop.

  3. I could’ve sworn he actually smiled a little at that.

  4. TheCrustyIncellious

    That type of game last night must have pissed him off so much lol

  5. RhythmTimeDivision

    Couple things:

    I don’t remember seeing an NHL coach without a jacket and tie before. Did I miss it earlier? This feels like the NFL and I like it.

    I love how Torts has negative fucks to give – and aspire to be more like that in my own life. Think I’m gonna start with shaking my head and just walking out on dumb questions. (just to see the look on my wife’s face /s)

    How long do you have to be here before you can start a new post? I tried twice in Ranger sub but it says an admin has to approve? (huh?) I also tried in another sub but that one messaged me some automated cryptic bullshit about insufficient karma (I give zero fucks about that, practicing my ‘Torts’ already) and account too new? (wtf?). I’m new to Reddit. Are these seemingly dumb ass rules the solution to some major issue that used to happen?

  6. BuryCrack

    I had to watch the flyers feed. But did msg have torts trying to get someone’s attention before a face off and he couldn’t and he does the torts “Fuccccck”. It was hilarious

  7. JayTee245

    My dad who barely watches hockey audibly laughed at his reaction!

  8. Sam_the_goat

    I <3 Torts. I respect him for beating Brooksie up at the bus stop.

  9. Ian__16354

    I think he was partially trying to determine if the play was offsides. Real time it looked close, but after a quick review was clearly not

  10. LocalBowl6075

    I loved watching his dumb face throughout that game

  11. TheRealMetal

    I like Lav but Tortorella is the fucking goat

  12. Wingnutt02

    I love this man like a family member. Was done dirty by the team and watched Vigneault make his team worse every single year he was here. (Yes, the team that went to the SCF was worse than the season before.)

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