Greig Empty Nets! Flame Jerseys! Funny Refs! 2023-2024 NHL Season Beer League Banter: S03E13
We’re live in three two one boom welcome to be here we are we did it here we are hello couple weeks uh couple weeks later again 2024 has been [ __ ] wild we’re busy man yeah it’s been a busy it’s been a busy year and we’re two months into
The year yeah hey we’re back we took a two week hiatus was out in California for a funeral Evan was somewhere else the week I went to Texas and Colorado oh then I was in Vegas for a weekend yeah we’re uh we’re doing a whole thing first pod
Since the beard is is much shorter I just realized Believe last yeah it’s still very weird but it’s kind of nice when you get out of the shower there’s not like muck in there yeah not as much maintenance so that’s kind of cool not like french fries you’re finding like
Digging out yeah but you know I get that I’ll bring it back well hey welcome to be League Banner uh unprofessional hockey talk with Andrew and Evans sometimes b sometimes Matt they’re not here and maybe Bo Pops in maybe I hope he does the jury is
Still out I hope he does he said that his kid had a soccer game and he might not go he’s like he’s like leaning into the fact that she doesn’t feel well he’s like oh you look bad like you should not play at all you definitely should go
Back to bed close your door quit you should quit forever why don’t you just go lock yourself in your room for the weekend absolutely I think that’s the best call you know as a father he should do that yeah let me text him right now and be
Like lock her up that’s all I’m want to say lock her up instead of best of the week we got best of the month here and we have to start off strong right right okay how the [ __ ] do you say this guy’s name Ridley
Greek I I I want to say I want to say that his parents were really like dyslexic or something when trying to write his name it’s supposed to be Riley but it’s Ridley and then Greg I mean what the [ __ ] any either way the guy
Who’s got a crazy name did a crazy thing so that’s fine here we go I mean his name is the reason why he did this that’s true andad and god dude okay let’s let’s break this down a little bit little beardly breakdown for you
So I mean he you were so far ahead yeah it was a good game like I’m sure these guys were these guys were beating the [ __ ] out of each other it’s Toronto versus you know Ottawa it’s Battle of Canada Canadians yeah the Canadians doing Canadian things you know it
Happens it’s fine also though respect the hustle man he’s [ __ ] he doesn’t need to be pushing this hard right now but he’s doing it he’s jamming baby look at him go and okay he takes that shot from below the HH marks which again it’s not illegal to do
This no and I actually think it’s more disrespectful to do this on a goalie than it is on the empty net oh dude if there’s a goalie there I’d be [ __ ] furious so that actually heard that happened in my beard League a couple seasons ago there was a guy who was
Notorious for doing slap shots from [ __ ] five and 10 feet out and the goalies he was rushed by goalies multiple times so yeah like I feel like that’s far more far more disrespectful empty net situation fair game baby I I just this whole thing kind of took on a a a whole
Thing that I was just like who really gives a [ __ ] dude like if he wants to score a Clapper in an empty net like sure let me tell you who gives a [ __ ] this this guy right here Mr Morgan Riley Mr Morgan Riley uh he was like
Excuse me sir um two times out of this game this was my net two periods of this game this was mine and then and then he tried to appeal his suspension or whatever like well I mean what did he get suspended for well let’s go ahead and check this
Out and cross to the face Jesus dude of all things to do when you’re mad at someone maybe a maybe a shove yeah maybe pin them maybe pin them into the boards and kind of be like look man I like that give wash wash the right
In the face he this man immediately went to cross check the face right like somehow that’s more than just choosing violence like that’s choosing violence squared oh my God it’s so funny like I’m like Greg is okay or Greg or what the [ __ ] name is it was okay so
I can laugh about this now but that’s so [ __ ] funny just say at least for this season total legend for that move like it got so many people talking you know and I appre appreciate that that’s so funny he goes down obviously from being cross checked in the
Face that’s that’s that’s the like again I shouldn’t be laughing but that’s just the funniest like his face oh hey hey buddy like oh [ __ ] right hold on hold on get ready for it [Laughter] and I think that might go down as the S
Of the Year oh my God they need to add that into NHL 25 if we you score a goal you press a button and someone in the opposite team cross checks you in the face that’s fantastic there a little like Spotlight thing on you too and you’re like
Yay and he’s out for the rest of the game yeah yeah that was dude Morgan Riley chill out dude out a little bit calm down it’s you play a game for a living it’s okay yeah you lost either way in this game and then you and then your team lost you for
Five yeah you can’t really appeal that because David pan did that too what’s the conversation I’ll I’ll be Gary bman you be Morgan Riley okay oh okay okay Morgan uh we’re sitting here to appeal your suspension what do you have to say for yourself where’s Morgan Riley from oh I’m gonna
Say he’s like some is he Canadian no I think he’s American or they’re here he’s from Minnesota with a name like Morgan Riley that’s got to be American right oh he so I he went up there and I just you know gave him a little tussle there you know didn’t know
What happened still came up high but yeah no we’re going to withhold he the cheese hole you know we’re going to uphold that’s the word I’m looking for we’re going to uphold your five actually because you thought you could appeal this we’re actually going to give you
Seven now I kind of wish that was the thing like if you appeal and you get it wrong it’s now double hell yeah so then you’re just better off just taking your five yeah accept it move you cross checked a guy after the play is over yeah you [ __ ] up you could have
Crosschecked him anywhere on his body with pads yeah and you would got nothing you would got got like a from the referee but that’s it Morgan you’re a defenseman why was he so far behind you you know where were you he’s Prim not doing your job I’ll tell you that he’s
Priming he’s just behind the net just [ __ ] bench lifting his stick I’m ready this is my [ __ ] moment oh my god well speaking of this guy uh we got coach Jeremy here some ideal some ideas for Ridley uh next net let’s goad and watch this cuz this is [ __ ]
Amazing you took a slap shot into an empty net and a lot of fans were like I don’t see what the problem is you can score any way you want so here’s a few more ideas for his next empty net number one stop up Let The Defender catch up
And then put it in it’s just a sportsman way to do it give him a chance you know this is the pre-sell you already know you’re going to score celebrate early get it over with right my screen be [ __ ] up two seconds God I wish we had
Access to like an ice rink that we could just go shoot videos at oh yeah when I wish I was rich is what I’m saying I wish you did too cuz [ __ ] oh no why is this working oh wait here we go Tik Tok put
It in it’s just a sportsman way to do it give him a chance you know this is the pre celebrate early get it over with little chipot three let’s have fun Fireball Corner Pocket knock knock knock knock there’s nothing in the rules that you can’t do that now personally I love
Number four sit down on that Puck and ride it into the net like a canoe what a great way to score an empty Netter there you go since he’s already scored the Slap Shot empty n what about the fot wrap around mishy I think that’s a great
Way to get the fans fired up that’s how Trevor Z is how about walk can’t wait for these to hit the highlight reels guys dude I say go for it yeah I agree like how is that not the number one play on Sports Center the
Next day if you do a moonwalk into the [ __ ] empty net that would be you would be the most popular person in the NHL like you’d be more popular than PKU band is on ESPN and we’re just trying to get eyes on hockey that’s all we’re
Trying to do here it would work speaking of this though look how [ __ ] sick this arena is there’s like fancy seats right here like what the where is oh those are for a second I thought that was a gym all right we got seven Google what 705 are
Code is okay it’s going to be somewhere I think somewhere in Canada is what I’m GNA say 705 yeah I don’t know dude I’m just making [ __ ] I mean maybe Ontario Canada suck my dick Evan dude area code wizard no it’s it’s it’s Ontario Canada crot check my face
Sudberry including sberry ah sberry I didn’t know that was actually a real place oh yeah oh man uh speaking of not liking things I love refs you I like when refs have you know personality sometimes they have more personality than than the players yeah the players dude like most I will say
Most NHL players are just just white breed you know what they need to do do they need to start sending like a reporter like a with them on their nights out and then asking them the questions so like after they’ve had like three shots they got bottle service
They’re celebrating a win that’s when the reporter needs to have like the microphone in the camera and be like how do you feel about that win they’re like [ __ ] [Laughter] you and it would immediately uh get canned as soon as a player tried to like Kiss the reporter you know and then
That’s when but we can have some fun until it gets to that point yeah I’m fine with that but speaking of this stick above his head you’re not going to like it but the call in the ice was correct no goal some good uh that’s all time that’s an all time
Call yeah dude even got players laughing that’s like that’s like the West mcau like the five minutes each for funny yeah I love that you need a little bit more pageantry yeah if he comes out like with like [ __ ] Ric Flair with like a giant like robe on and he’s
Like we got to go that’ be [ __ ] awesome dude let’s go we need to pitch this to Gary bman AKA The Little Penguin man yeah we gota you gotta like dress him up like a penguin get him a little little cane and and tell him to just like always be paranoid about the
Batman why do I feel like Gary bman like like makes like noises just in the middle of sentences what do you think we should do Gary about all these penalties [Laughter] um as he like shakes his head what do you think about the Olympics that’s how he says
Well he pulls pull fish out of his pocket slides slides to his next meeting on his belly I’m never going to be in the in in the NHL so I can make these jokes yeah he’s never going to be our boss yeah him being our boss I mean if he wants to hire
Us I will stop making penguin jokes yeah no dude you’re awesome and handsome Gary until then if you want qu it up well I like ref fun ref fun is a good time ref fun is a good time and it’s very rare so it’s good it’s good
See oh [ __ ] all right here we go let’s move on to the next one uh I’ll do like this first player to make his NHL in an outdoor game Matt Ry Ry rempa R let’s go with Ry they’re gonna say it probably in this video clip but I’m just
Going to guess like Tempe makes s I’m yeah so I’m gonna go rimp I’m I’m GNA switch it up anyway he dropped the gloves with would rpy he drops the gloves with Matt Martin on his very first shift beautiful okay let’s go here’s Matt Ry NHL debut got wow a
Fight before they even dro the puck that’s a [ __ ] time the ice of the National Hockey League J how tall is this [ __ ] sing off with Matt Martin like he’s Matt Mar is a tall person 21y 6 641b he 21 years old veteran one of the
Toughest guys in the league in I hope to be tall like that when I grow and they are traing here Jesus Martin 63 dude Martin is six that that man is as tall as I am and he he looks small next to this guy holy [ __ ] we got a Cory Perry squat
Going on in that Stripes over there in the left squ hey here’s my here’s my best bman [Laughter] impression he’s got’s he’s got an earpiece in and Batman’s like hey we can’t be fighting on like the Nationals one tell him tell him to stop and he’s like
Stop you know how Wild that’d be to line up next to a child that just over like just Towers over you and then you’re like I’m going to fight this child right now yeah yeah like this guy is this kid could be my son yeah like they didn’t like they didn’t
Fall over like they just [ __ ] went hard hit him with a nod I mean that’s that’s all you could ask for wouldn’t fighting Matt Martin at the end of the fight he [ __ ] gives you the nod you’re okay you did that you’re good also [ __ ] how terrible are these
Jerseys Jesus Christ I know the spacing is weird I I don’t like these either like the only one that was good was the the devil’s one yeah they kept it simple the black logo oh my God it was so sick yeah I don’t really understand the like
Hey hey Jersey designers stop it put in more effort stop it do more stop it stop being bad like they just designed this like real quick they’re like hey we got to get those jerseys like oh [ __ ] man [ __ ] they’re like we forgot about [ __ ] that just abbreviated the
Night before they’ve had a few shots they they’re pounding Chinese food they’re like oh [ __ ] we forgot to make the thing God like dude an ny and an R I love it New York people love letters of New York so just I Love NY how about nyr and they
Love everything about New York except the Mets soy here sorry sorry if you’re a Mets fan and where the Islanders played for a while yeah but I guess in this situation I would take the Isles jerseys over the Rangers ones yeah if you had to if I had
To pick it was the it’s the is one but at least it’s kind of different than their normal ones yeah I think the ref’s jerseys are the best ones on the ice right now all these games should involve like the [ __ ] shiny gloves shiny helmets [ __ ] it let’s get shiny jerseys you
Know shiny laces I would be on board with the shiny if the shiny wasn’t just on the helmets but since it is only on the helmets I hate it but yeah if if we had like a super shiny Jersey it would [ __ ] people up cuz like the lights would
Be bouncing off of it and be making everyone blind but that might make it interesting you could like screen the goal from the point somehow just like by redirecting the sun yeah like there’s one guy like like yeah you know like when the Sun hits your watch or your phone you’re trying
To [ __ ] with someone yeah I got see how long it takes for them to notice that’d be sick so this guy he’s he’s his first shift ever his debut ever and he the puck hasn’t even dropped yet this ref is looks like he like diving for
Cover um so this guy has five penalty minutes with zero playing time in his NHL career I think that is what we call a a a certified Legend right there it’s a good good start that’s for sure well speaking of uh people making their debuts though I actually watched this game not
Debut but first goal in the NHL uh brand Clark brand what’s with these names dude what are we doing with names man Greg what are we doing Steve John br br brand uh Clark steps out of the box and scores his first goal on the Breakaway let’s go
Overide now with a take there goes there he goes SC sick the Kings winning it overtime as Clark that’s a sick move that is and oh man first NHL goal good for you buddy if I tried making that move like in my head I could do it and then I
Would lose the puck on like the second stick handle God he got so close to him he did he he literally made his second sick handle in the crease that’s [ __ ] crazy he he he stunned that goalie we need more goalies just charging legs yeah dude like when flower does it I
Like it works all the time yeah you’re risking getting like a concussion or something but like your job is to make sure it doesn’t go in the net take a hit to make a play Baby come on mhm just do it you might forget your kid’s name but you made the save you
Might not know math afterwards but who needs math it’s boring dude you’re fine so we have mathematicians speaking of mathematicians uh yogger I want to say thanks to my girlfriend she’s too young to remember when I played in Pittsburgh it sounds right y that’s just the most yogger thing I’ve ever heard
This doesn’t surprise me at all yarma yogger is the Leonardo DiCaprio of the hockey world you heard it here first he probably bails out once they hit like 25 he’s like no no more too old that’s how he breaks up with them he just says no more No yogur yogur
Leaf and the girls are probably cool with it they’re like hey man this was fun he just walks in the room and goes no more Yer he and then he [ __ ] salutes he salutes and leaves and they salute back to him because they understand yeah look and
They get a [ __ ] life story that they get to have for the rest of their life of like yeah dude I I was with yogger till I was 25 uh9 according to Googles she was born 94 okay I mean mentally yogger is barely out of his
20s so maybe maybe he’s like a 30 guy once they hit 30 he’s like no more yeah I don’t blame him let’s say that the girlfriend dies about 90 60 years from now we’ll miss a yogger game will y miss a game to Tender Memorial look at the [ __ ] comment below L
MF good that’s good called himself out can’t fault it [ __ ] Legend Yer gives no [ __ ] yeah I think he gives a lot of [ __ ] yeah classic yeah everyone’s saying the same thing that’s amazing unmarried no kids this is the most thing that surprises me right
Here that we know about he knows how to score but he also knows when not to that’s that’s Legend speak deep but he also knows how to pull out no yeah five hole not all the time all right uh um uh this I was hoping the bo would be
Here for this because I I love this Malcolm suan mask for Simpsons night which I assume this is in the AHL because I don’t know if they do this in the NHL yeah I don’t think he’s I don’t think he’s on a team but look how [ __ ] sick this thing is
Dude it’s all radioactive and [ __ ] like I love this this is so [ __ ] cool I’ve been watching the sions a lot lately too so this is this is very much up Val right now I love that these goalies have finally kind of broken that uh like Superstition of you know what I mean
Like when we had like Marty bro durb when we had like Patrick W it was this same pads and the same helmet almost their entire career yeah and now these dudes are like dude John Gibson changes his helmet I swear to God like every seven games yeah he’s absolutely nuts maybe he
Should be more superstitious but we suck no I love this sick dude this so sick I love it they’re having fun with it oh man I’m just looking at this thing and then you get to keep that forever yeah sell it or sell it for a lot of
Money or get sued by Matt greck he’s got the the Isotopes on here dude that’s [ __ ] that’s so cool I love like the neon cage oh yeah me too I now I’ve never been a goalie in my life is would that would that [ __ ] with you cuz like I’ve seen black cages and
I’ve seen white cages I don’t think that that would be any different then cuz I like a couple yeah a couple of practices maybe just wear it a couple practices and just adjust to it I think you’d be fine yeah you should be all right or not I don’t know how’d that
Game go do you get scored on nine times yeah I you don’t know no idea but if this is the jersey that he’s wearing with it though he understood the assignment that’s for damn sure he did he did [ __ ] so either even if he got
Lit up who cares sick mask well done I know he didn’t make this mask but you know he obviously commissioned it so well done Mr suban maybe he made it unless you made [ __ ] hey if you he made this good for him holy [ __ ] go goddamn artist over
Here speaking of goddamn artist though we got Jacob trouba over here blowing up Ean Bastion after he returns from an earlier injury oh this sucks I mean he’s I think he’s okay but just true of things you know that’s that’s not the one I was thinking about a good hit that’s a good
Hit and maybe it was maybe it was this game where the dude got kind of clipped over in the corner and his visor like [ __ ] cut him up and [ __ ] it’s probably this guy but like it was he didn’t even get all of it but he got enough of it
I love that trouba still brings some of that old school dude trouba is like he’s constantly doing [ __ ] things but yeah like you said it’s like that old school feel yeah you got to have that one guy on your team just like being a dick yeah it’s definitely like a Dying Breed but
You can appreciate it when you see it oh yeah it’s like the the mor Cider on mhm on uh Detroit he he he’s got the feel of he’s going to be an old school [ __ ] yeah look at his face it has to be him that got [ __ ] up earlier with
Probably him let’s watch it again they both go flying Jesus Christ that’s [ __ ] amazing at what point does he go to his coach and he’s like dude I’m [ __ ] done tonight I’m done I’m having the second period just started I’m just [ __ ] up my face is [ __ ] up trouba is
Punching me now like I need a break I’m done dudee that’s so good this is one of those instances where trouba didn’t do something illegal so I’m okay with it yeah I’m sure some people probably have a problem with they’re going to say he
Like did he leave his feet he he kind of I kind of leap a little leap no he pushed up into him like he’s that’s totally fine yeah and then like you know you hit someone you’re gonna go flying and he didn’t lead with his elbow which he usually does so
He’s learning he’s learning and he’s growing and we hear at beer league banter promote growth he’s definitely trying something he’s doing stuff but I hope somebody got a photo of that moment great great [ __ ] hit great [ __ ] hit speaking of great hits though Donald Brasher I was just
Thinking about Donald Brasher the other day and I was like where is this guy and then this popped up I still wouldn’t want to [ __ ] with that guy at 52 [ __ ] no are you kidding me he is still fighting in the Ln a quab quab Pro Hockey League like that dude’s
Probably got such crazy [ __ ] calluses on his knuckles yeah that would hurt you everyone in the NHL and do you want to get punched by him wait wait what do you want to get punched by him no no no no no that’s what I’m saying like you would feel his
Calluses as he made impact you’d be like rough dude you would you would get hit and be like like oh that’s that’s the murly knuckle like you yeah exactly [ __ ] up first off is this a li Barn video holy [Applause] [ __ ] oh did you see that guy’s reaction
His he’s like don’t don’t oh no oh no okay we got baly over here versus more baly over here just just let it go buddy just look man I’m balding too but like if I’m at that point it’s time it’s yeah bud like there it’s it’s it’s a
Landing strip just just clear the runway yeah come on you know what it looks like right there little patch on the front in this in this Freeze Frame do you remember the Power Rangers that had like the triangle on their like eyes yes you know that’s what it looks like right
There he’s wearing one of those helmets or a cyclops he kind of looks like a cyclops right there too oh brashier look at this man he does not give two shits about what’s happening right now that’s looks it looks no different we talked looks no [ __ ] different did we talk about it
Was with Ryan Reeves when Ryan Reeves was fighting somebody he was just [Laughter] like if someone doesn’t care this much terrifying you should be frightened and this man he looks kind of scared when he’s getting started here it’s like he’s got his look yeah cuz you got [ __ ] Doug or
Whatever his name is who all like has a day job with All State over here about to fight Donald brashier dude like brashier is like straight up like okay okay and this guy’s like yeah body language is not good on Doug I’m just gonna call him Doug
Dude Turtle make it just Turtle just get down on the ground at that point no one would fault you for just going and like diving yeah or like pretending you hurt your ankle be like oh no like fall over yeah something yeah oh I got to pick my
Kids up oh [ __ ] what whatever you do don’t stay here I got a doctor’s appointment I forgot about it I’m out of here just jumps The Penalty Box I’m done I’m done my Bad starts pulling okay that’s the classic I want to [ __ ] you up move is to pull the sweater over the head I’m going take away your eyes got punches there you go there you go buddy everything I said before I was wrong you know what I think that I think that
Brashier thought that he had him with the the Jersey over the head but our boy he’s like I haven’t had hair in years I don’t even want to call him Doug anymore this guy deserves for me to call him by his actual name that was a first good hit
Though lead with the [ __ ] right I am I’m Blown Away Donald I mean he still got some really good shot shots in yeah and Doug only really got one but you know what he [ __ ] got one yeah you’re telling that story for the rest of your life remember that one time
Where I punched Donald prer in the face and all your friends are so sick of that story Doug they’re all so sick of that story are there fans you meet that one person every once in a while and you’re like I got a story for you okay what
What is this league the lnah Quebec Pro Hockey League okay I need to I need to I need to know I feel like that’s a fancy way of saying beer league North American Hockey League is a lowlevel professionalized hockey league okay so could we play in
This I I think I think so I’m pretty good at low level you know that’s you’re you’re speaking my language now yeah that’s like that’s me baby they they actually like travel and [ __ ] too how much do they pay these guys okay I’m going to go sign up for
The Thetford the thatford minds Assurance apparently it’s Tyler B’s birthday oh happy birthday oh uh trade deadline quiz wow this is just ad City what is with a picture of Lind Snoop Dogg over here is trying to sell me pizza in a bathtub is okay what’s
Happening uh no I don’t know no thank you I hate when you come across those websites on your phone too and then you’re just like I I was just trying to read something yeah and then you have to scroll three hours two get the next part
That’s this big you’re like is was it done did it end there and then you like scroll down past all the [ __ ] oh no there it goes let keep going okay that’s fine hey you know what brashier we got to give it to Doug over
Here he did a great job oh never mind this person this is really sad apparently has money problems it doesn’t have much left from ZL days fighting fighting in this bum league for 53 for a paycheck is rough we’re going to just pretend like we didn’t read that yeah
Payers players are are paid in a per game bases with a team cap of 6,800 per that’s a lot oh wait no per that’s a team cap 50 bucks a game per player I mean I’ll take that’s pretty good yeah yeah see 350 play hockey just not
It’s okay we’re gonna move to the next one here we got a got more depressing [ __ ] here uh this guy was bought out by the coyotes immediately because he posted this video what so uh here’s here’s our boy he’s he’s on Instagram his own Instagram and that is that is
Cocaine okay okay like we know hockey players do cocaine you know like yeah know everyone knows it’s the UN unspoken thing of yeah they do it all the time oh then he picks it up he’s like oh then he puts in his mouth okay and then then he’s like yeah what’s up
And then he posted that to his story and then his team fired him you know man you can’t fix that I that’s again my one of my favorite things uh to say about situations like this that is self-cleaning trash yes it took itself out like you could have not done that and it
Would have been easier yeah also at at what point did your brain say there’s cocaine on my table I need to take a video of this probably after like the fourth or fifth line so he takes his phone out and he goes what content am I going to make who am I
Selling this to right what do I do with this thing do I be funny with it do I make a little skit No all he does is mm that was not worth getting fired over at least be cool with yeah and then he was like I gotta make sure to like also
Give some kisses gotta give some kisses at the end he was kissing his career away yeah exactly that’s [ __ ] dude also like goes to show how much is this [ __ ] doing if he’s just constantly taking videos like this yeah again like we understand cocaine’s big in hockey culture like I
It happens but don’t share it with the world you know yeah keep it behind closed doors number one rule of security violations is don’t do that yeah if you don’t want to be caught doing something stupid don’t film yourself doing something stupid this is a this is a PSA
To just humans out there everywhere do less yeah don’t do that just do less that’s [ __ ] up don’t do that [ __ ] dumb [ __ ] yeah I’m sure kids follow this guy come on man you’re a role model to somebody don’t think so a face like that I don’t want my kids following
It dude he looks like every College rapist just do your Coke in silence like every other hockey player man come on come on that’s my impression of this [Laughter] guy oh disappointed I I feel like a I feel like a disappointed father right now well you know what hey enjoy your
Time in the KHL I hope you don’t get BL up all right um yeah speaking of I love this this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a very long time I’m not even going to try and pronounce these names because B’s not here because b b’s nor
Really a guy but for those watching take a look at this gentleman right here with the green thing on the back of his helmet and and this gentleman right here who’s not a player okay so These Guys these guys are these guys are getting a little little screaming match you know these yeah
These these Ford employees uh just rush the ice and they’re like hey ready to sing let’s go back to the dealership boys like we don’t need this like let’s just go check out our new Ford Escort and escort you the ice you think they can communicate with each other with their little
Headsets oh they do that’s [ __ ] bad like I like that and hey man like to be able to be like uh watch 17 he like he just kind of slashed that guy in the back of the leg being a dick also uh the new Ford economy SUVs on sale right now Ford have
It your way I don’t know what they’re tling uh so yeah here we go okay A little tussle and oh okay so let me show you the moment where this man [ __ ] up right there okay what was he even going for I don’t know genuine I’ve watched this
Video like six or seven times I have no idea like I don’t think it was on purpose that he punch the ref in the face but at the same time like then what was your intent with the with the movement this guy’s so far away away
From you and this is your two right hand yeah it’s not even like your left hand you can’t say that like I was just lifting my hand up because this is the right hand on the [ __ ] right side of your body let’s watch that again like he’s
Just honestly his brain might have just malfunctioned he’s got he’s got a tick maybe that’s God Tourette and we being ableist sometimes his right hand is [ __ ] jams out there Jesus [ __ ] Christ so yeah he pops his referee right in the mouth and then the best part of
This he not only laughs he points and laughs which is so much worse than any scenario because oh if someone could point at something like you [ __ ] up at this exact thing that makes you feel so much worse yeah you [ __ ] up big time also ref takes it like a champ he’s like
God [ __ ] turns away like dick and then immediately the other ref throws him out he’s like you you’re gone this guy he’s still laughing at him he’s still pointing he’s still he’s got to put his hand over his mouth because are you oh my oh my
Godness and then oh God oh God I [ __ ] up I [ __ ] up is it 20 20 minutes for roughing I’ve never seen that before that’s uh they definitely have different rules over there he did get they just give a time they which honestly is kind
Of cool like that oh my look at this helmet yeah that’s a [ __ ] no fear 2000’s helmet over here but like that’s kind of cool to be like the refs or like parents where they’re like I’ll be I’ll determine your punishment 20 minutes whose helmet is
This it’s not this guy’s helmet what is happen yeah who are you sir what the [ __ ] they just have some dude they make it up as they go over here you get 20 minutes for roughing that guy just got yell helmet these guys oh this guy’s got an
Audi on his helmet these guys got Ford on his helmet this guy just has like a supermarket or something like he’s you matter we need we need to start supporting this league what is this also there’s just a guy on the bench with a hat that’s just Jimmy he just [ __ ]
Chaos he find his way in this I don’t know what the [ __ ] is this an Allstar it better not be I don’t all right go to the comments I have to know I love how the opposing player just laughed how [ __ ] stupid though the face is the universal trademark of unparalleled
Joy oh you’re [ __ ] uh his response is perfect literally just that mocking [ __ ] gr Point perfect so good everyone’s talking about about guess’s reaction I also love the linesman like I don’t get paid enough for this [ __ ] I’m out respond he does he just [ __ ] dipped he’s like NOP like
I’m I’m okay I’m leaving now he looks so docile and Confused afterwards I can’t decide if he mistook the lines for a player if he’s mad or if he’s just or if he’s just a throbbing hard on of a [ __ ] God I love I love CH I don’t think
Anyone’s gonna talk about yellow helmet yeah see oh wait right there it’s the team’s point leader of the current season what hold on the point leader wears a different Jersey in why are we not watching this man are you serious so if you if someone passes
You you you change you have to change like mid game just sitting on the bench getting [ __ ] half naked yo we need men these men are on the same team or are they pants are different oh never mind are you talking about the two guys with the yellow helmets these guys
Are but they got different uh socks but this is p here this is p here so that [ __ ] me up no no no yeah so this guy is on this guy’s team and this guy is on thisy so you have two how wait hold on we have a lot to
[ __ ] break down in this he’s using a Rebox stick I actually don’t even know the last time I saw someone using a rebok stick I don’t still Mak sticks sponsored by mavi jeans on his stick okay so I blown away that this man right here
And this man right here on the same team where this guy is not on this guy or this guy’s team they’re wearing the same [ __ ] what if you pass to him then you’re giving you more points Al and then pet the dude that’s touching the puck does he have a blade
On his stick or is it two [ __ ] ends Al what stick is that you see that right it looks like there’s two butt ends oh he what the [ __ ] is happening a blade but why is he poke checking his buddy I don’t know he’s trying to get more points he’s [ __ ] crazy watch
This ising this blowing with his rebok stick this this is blowing my [ __ ] mind though right here why would you have two people on the [ __ ] ice with the same color jerseys if they’re not on the same [ __ ] team and look how stupid they look I
Would never want to be the top guy in this [ __ ] League because how dumb this [ __ ] thing looks they just want to let they want everyone to know they’re hot right now I am blown away I am absolutely blown away oh I see okay so the the home one has black flames and
Then the white one has the way one has white Flames or that no doesn’t [ __ ] you [ __ ] off that’ll make it easy in those quick Split Second decisions yeah no go [ __ ] yourself I I hate that like like I’m G to feed them oh no white Flames white
Flames not my guy plus like if you look at at this man it says post Finance on this guy’s forehead and also this gu’s forehead the only thing to differentiate is from here down I no don’t like that no stop but I need to watch this league because it looks like chaotic as
All hell and I like that the post Finance top scorer is awarded annually to the Swiss Swiss Swiss national league and swiss League player who leads the league in points at the end of the regular season the top score from each team wears yellow flame anded shirt and
Helmet in all playoff games hold on it says emblazened I have never seen that word in my life and I flame and blazen Flame blazent once the qualifiers take called Flame and blaz honestly the the player with the most points in the league is crowned the post Finance top scorer so
You only wear in the playoffs dude I don’t know what the [ __ ] is going on my brain hurts I feel like the Charlie gift if he’s just like what’s the point like he doesn’t even have a number I’ll tell you what the point is for idiots like us to [ __ ] talk about it
He doesn’t have a number they’re just like there’s the flame guy there’s gu he goes flame on it makes it makes game plan whoa whoa my voice just got sexy as [ __ ] oh my God the Flames the Flames are doing this to us I got to clear my throat Jesus
Christ what it does though is it makes game planning way easier cuz you’re just like watch for the guy with the Flames yeah we need two guys on flamer he’s on fire say flamer you can’t say flamer uh two guys on the fire guy uh take I apologize and think before
I said that I apologize does the does the player with the least amount of points have a bucket of water like attached to their ass or something [ __ ] ice they strap like like like a barrel of water on their back like this guy’s cold as [ __ ] dude if he can catch
The flame guy then then he puts him out and he has to put a regular Jersey on I if they combine they just evaporate what kind of Willy Wonka [ __ ] is this dude this is we lost them I hate this so much whatever dude this is sick I I need
To watch these games because this looks like [ __ ] Madness his stick is sponsored by jeans man what I didn’t even know rebok still made gloves and sticks I don’t think they do oh this is 2010 we’re dumb that makes sense no no no this is dumb this this is dumb hey
Maybe the Flames are better now according to that video but shut up shut up shut up shut up my brain we’re already over time let’s end on this one okay hey this message for every every hockey fan out there including every PR League Banner fan uh this man this man sums it up
Thanks for showing up it was [ __ ] amazing sorry whose idea is it for those outfits what’s up he’s like what the what the [ __ ] did you say look at this lady’s face she’s like ah at what point though do like the people realize that hockey fans don’t care most people don’t give a
[ __ ] dude it’s just the for some like the sponsors they think that like in any situation if you’re if you’re on a main stage you can’t say the word [ __ ] which is dumb as [ __ ] but then it goes viral and now you have more oh my God and the
People go that’s awesome there’s not one person who was like no done watching hockey never going to watch hockey again I’m going to uninstall hockey from my world I didn’t know that they used such foul language and I’m done you know what if if you see this
And you think it’s okay but you see this and you don’t think it’s okay for showing up it was [ __ ] amazing you’re you’re an [ __ ] this is so much worse oh man [ __ ] God I’m gonna send you this picture so you can put it in the
Thumbnail okay uh well thank you I will that’s our episode um we did it I just want to say thanks for showing up it was [ __ ] amazing It’s [ __ ] amazing sink sorry oh I I gotta make this lady’s face hold on not that face oh God what’s you’ve
Been hitting the sauce what the [ __ ] is she doing with the sound no anyway thanks for showing up it was [ __ ] amazing oh man [ __ ] amazing no God damn it hey uh it’s good to be back sorry we were gone for a couple weeks you know we got [ __ ] to do
We’re adults it’s fine we’ll be back next week I ain’t doing [ __ ] hell yeah I think I’m uh finally at a point where I think I’m going to be home than thankfully thankfully same dude I’m so sick of traveling a lot dude last couple months have been [ __ ]
Nuts y for people who travel all the time how the [ __ ] do you do it I’m tired you know how you know how they do it they do cocaine and don’t take videos of it so don’t get fired from the job it’s too you’re too busy doing the cocaine to
Take the video right right that’s awesome they’re Pros they’re [ __ ] Pros you know unlike that guy now who’s no longer a professional occup Play No nerd rest in peace career you know it’s okay all right hey we’ll see you guys next week he’s getting Arizona so
He might actually kind of be all right I mean let’s be real the only thing to do in Arizona is to get kicked out of Arizona and cocaine yeah or or go party at like ASU I think those are the two things he was probably at as when he took that
Video all right that was that was our that was our uh that was our episode this week it’s good to be back we’ll see you next week hopefully Bo and Matt will join us soon until then yogger no more yogger no yogger no yog H go no more see you later for com
Up we went for a while [ __ ] hey baby
Evan and Andrew are back for the 2023-2024 NHL Season! They talk about a myriad of topics including: Greig getting cross checked in the face, Matt Rempe droppin the mitts in his first game, Malcom Subban’s amazing Simpsons mask, Jagr slaying it, #Just Trouba Things, Adam Ruzicka taking the worst video of all time, the Swiss Leagues flame-emblazoned jersey??? and more! Unprofessionally, of course.
