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“Come celebrate Skinner’s 1000th game”



“Come celebrate Skinner’s 1000th game”

by -DrinkWithTheDead-

19 Comments

  1. xBialyOrzel

    We should celebrate by retaining 50% and trading him.

  2. Think_Play_5980

    Will there be free tickets and free beer? Otherwise I probably have a dentist appointment.

  3. PeoplesFrontOfJudeaa

    For 53 bucks the players can boo you

  4. Square-Wing-6273

    I’ll be there. Better or worse, right

  5. roddypiper534

    Can’t wait for the celebration when Granato hits the most games coached without a playoff appearance.

  6. Beechsack

    Insider notes on the Dyngus Day celebration :

    * Fans can pay $5.30 to stand in the rope line by the locker room.
    * When heading back to their seats, fans run a gauntlet of 20 somethings who have been drinking since noon, and may urinate or vomit at any time.
    * For another $5.30 donation, fans get an exciting themed bus home instead of being forced to actually watch the game. Jeff will actually be on the bus, only making awkward eye contact, and avoiding actually speaking directly to you.

  7. stuiephoto

    What will they be doing with the ones left over? Do they donate them? 

  8. Skinner should buy the first 1000 people a beer upon entry.

  9. thedavesiknow1

    Imagine celebrating the player who best embodies everything wrong with your team.

  10. Accurate_Fee710

    Skinner has a hat trick and the beanie is thrown on to the ice. Sabres blow the lead and lose in regulation.

  11. spaceskimo

    Would have been perfect if the game was on April 1st.

  12. MugiwaraAsta

    They should have given out Jagr bobble heads

  13. Freeyourmind917

    Would’ve had more luck if with a ski mask or commemorative paper bag

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