# [DET](/r/detroitredwings) Priority Waste Detroit Red Wings (36-30-8) at [TBL](/r/tampabaylightning) Tampa Bay Lightning (41-25-7)
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by OctoMod
31 Comments
Gettin’ spicy ‘round here
Let’s take these bolts to the trash, it’s garbage day! 🚮
It actually is garbage day in my neck of the woods, so I see no problem with any of this.
I hope the wings LOSE on this day, the day of fools
I honestly think Jeff Petry is our best defenseman. He just gets unlucky sometimes. I hope we send Edvinsson down so he can stay in the lineup when Walman returns.
I bet as an April Fool’s joke, Cat’s gonna get a hat trick.
Hey guys I’m gonna crack a beer during the game later
APRIL FOOLS I’m gonna crack two beers
Losing streak, playoffs, all of it aside – let’s beat this Bolts team tonight because it’s the gd Bolts. Remember, we hate them.
Thought we weren’t allowed to make fun of priority waste on here but now the mods do it so and it’s ok?
[Priority after seeing the updated banner](https://media.tenor.com/w57hPt97cwcAAAAM/tony-soprano.gif)
Nothing like finishing 3rd in your fantasy league to have 5 guys on your roster all go down in your Quarterfinal and you’re eliminated by a guy that auto-drafted. Boy it’d be nice if hockey didn’t suck in real life **AND** fantasy, geeez.
boy I sure can’t wait to watch everybody’s favorite Michigan State Spartans play in the Frozen Four
The sub is just as depressing as the team now! Yay!
New month guys, anything can happen.
My internet speeds are in the neighborhood of 930 mbps. Still Bally app freezes multiple times a game forcing me to reset my tv before the app will work again. Then, if I start the game late, I get to click ahead 15 seconds at a time until I get to the place where I left off. Not once all season long have I not had to do this at least three times per game and I cannot believe there is not grounds for some sort of class action lawsuit against this shithole company.
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Why have a video app that I cannot use the typical rewind and fast forward functions? Why do I have to jump forward and backward a smidge at a time?
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Okay…rant over. As you were. I have never seen such a poorly designed app in my entire life.
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Go Wings! Let’s take out the lightning and help ourselves out a bit tonight.
I am riding the high of Michigan’s win last night so I kindly ask that the Red Wings follow suit and win as well. LGRW!!!
The Priority Waste patch adds so much to an otherwise bland, and stale look. Honestly, i think we should get rid of the Winged Wheel altogether and just have the P on the crest. It’s a much better logo.
https://preview.redd.it/jz0prw4xlvrc1.png?width=1600&format=png&auto=webp&s=3c470d9c16dcedd449fb52664efde268de00980f
https://preview.redd.it/yskbqktrkvrc1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d3322a33b8f4fe9d905ef26bd1ee429fb86e0b0
Just got confirmation that this beaut is being delivered tomorrow, maybe some new jersey juju is what this team needs?
Free Crazy Bread from Priority Waste when the Red Wings score 3 or more goals.
What apps do you guys use to track scores? I used to just use the NHL app but now the whole ui sucks.
I had a dream that Petry was traded to the Hawks for a 3rd.
I guess the new Black Keys record is out Friday. I’ve been on a huge Dan Auerbach kick lately, especially that first Arcs album Richard Swift was around for the release of (their second album was a posthumous release of his).
Let’s Rock was very certified Not Good to me, but Delta Kream and Dropout Boogie were solid. Definitely more into their older and mid-career stuff. Brothers came out right around the time I graduated high school and that rarely left the CD player in my car.
What are the odds we hear “we had good looks” today or we had a good team game
Time to kick the Bolts’ asses again LGRW!
If the Wings win today and the flyers lose, the wings will be in the playoffs with 1 game on hand over the flyers, there is still a good chance, 5 of the last 6 games of the season are against non playoff teams too.
Anybody who’s into Metalcore music, I highly recommend you give the new Boundaries album a listen. Easily, front-to-back, AOTY for me so far. Listening from beginning to end is an experience and (to me) everything is perfect; the lyrics, the riffs, the vocals, the guest features, the mix…Everything.
God I hate April Fools day
Live in Tampa and going to the game tonight. Any wings fans going to Yardhouse for some blueberry beers like me?!! LGRW!!!
Surely it won’t be 10 road losses in a row, right? *Right??*
lol love the title
I’m not going to cry today…. April fools. I’m crying regardless of we win or lose😭