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Intermission. Matt Ellis sits down to bury a one timer. A voice breaks the silence “Talk to me Matty.”



Intermission. Matt Ellis sits down to bury a one timer. A voice breaks the silence “Talk to me Matty.”

by bfloblizzard

9 Comments

  1. Not the fanfiction we want, but the fanfiction we need

  2. FesteringLion

    Now that I’ve seen it, “bury a one timer” is going to be the top entry in my pooping euphemism dictionary the rest of my life. Thank you.

  3. spaceskimo

    “I talked to Matty Ellis between periods. He said he needs more toilet paper.”

  4. Minuarvea1

    A figurative and literal shit post. I love it.

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