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Is Nathan Mackinnon real?



Turns out I’ve been dreaming this whole season

by Cobbyx

13 Comments

  1. They decided he really is in a league of his own and removed him from NHL stats.

  2. Dazzling-Charge4580

    They wanted to be respectful to the others and take his name down until he beats the franchise record for most points in a season after he passes 139.

  3. BeanieBaby401k

    He is a shiny Tesla cybertruck, if last night’s broadcast is to be believed

  4. rkstranger

    Just like at the game – if it’s not the first star, he doesn’t make an appearance.

  5. ZealousidealOffer751

    I guess the Wild are still in the hunt then….

  6. Big_Liability

    NHL took him off because they’re trying to take away more points from him

  7. shawnglade

    Maybe the real Nathan MacKinnon was all the friends we made along the way

  8. skippythemoonrock

    NHL patch for apr 10: removed Nathan MacKinnon for balance reasons

  9. He’s an amateur, only 137 points. Of course he’s not on here.

    *stops to check notes*

    Shit, he’s not on here because he’s from Nova Scotia so they’ve just assumed he’s Sidney Crosby in disguise and since Sid isn’t on the list, Nathan can’t be either. Nova Scotia has a very sensitive side for their hockey players.

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