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Why score 70 when you can score 69!



Why score 70 when you can score 69!

by CryptoMemesLOL

26 Comments

  1. this_name_not_that

    69 goals is definitely NICEr than 70.

  2. LeftySlides

    Old joke:

    ā€œEver hear of the ā€˜68ā€™? Itā€™s where you gimme BJ and I owe you oneā€¦ā€

  3. toxicvegeta08

    69 goals make me wanna find a female cop in Sonora and come up with my pants off at 3am.

  4. StarKo010

    Don’t forget 71 goals is way better than 69 and 70.
    What’s a 71? Not sure moderators would let me explain here šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£

  5. dylanisbored

    Agreed, he should take a load management game tomorrow and not play.

  6. Bigdoga1000

    Why make trillions, when we can make billions (dr evil laugh)

  7. chrispy_exe

    Damn, I wish my team could score 1711224524281413113724683388812728390922 7054489352036939364804092325727975414647424000000000000000 goals. Wouldnā€™t that be a little more fun to watch?

  8. HoSang66er

    Iā€™m guessing he likes to offer mustache rides?

  9. Change your mind?

    69 is nice.

    70 is probably the Hart Trophy.

  10. WackoSaco

    69 goals is definitely nicer than another 1st round exit.

  11. DefeaterOfDragons

    I’d end my career with these stats: 4 goals, 20 assists, +69

  12. mgnorthcott

    Itā€™s nice, but itā€™s not fucking great.

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