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Lucas Raymond Broke My Foot



Well, not literally.

When Razor scored the game-tying goal on Monday night, my unbridled hype caused me to run from the bedroom to celebrate with my wife. In my jubilation I leaped from the hallway into the living room, but half of my foot landed on a box instead of the floor. It buckled and popped, and in an instant I went from unbridled hype to bedrest and RICE. Needless to say, the reaction for the GWG that followed was far more… restrained.

It’s unfortunate to not have playoff hockey to look forward to after taking one for the team like that, but it’s exemplary of the passion that this 2023-24 Red Wings team brought out in me for the first time in a decade. Gotta rest up and rehab in the offseason, and come back in October ready to reinvest in 2024-25 as the year to break out – pun fully intended.

LGRW!!

by SquishThePhish

6 Comments

  1. JARL_OF_DETROIT

    Not a doctor, but I think that’s a foot.

  2. Bobby_Orrs_Knees

    Ouch!  Looks like that bone below your pinky toe, yeah?

  3. Howhighistoooohigh

    I reaggravated my repaired hernia celebrating. So I feel ya brother! 😆

  4. Pulled something in my hip that’s being operated on in a few weeks with that celebration as well. I have to wonder if I finished off one of the partially torn ligaments. 1,000% worth it though. That was incredible!

  5. DetroitZamboniMI

    I’ve done this before, breaking my pinky toe celebrating Michigans win over Kansas in 2013. Walking boot for 6 weeks

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