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Did they string our Jake out on Meth since arriving ? His team photo…



Did they string our Jake out on Meth since arriving ? His team photo…

by FurrieCatFish

29 Comments

  1. Topher-22

    Photo publisher prob turned up the contrast and definition to max as well as over saturated the red on his jersey.

  2. ajdefiantx

    He’s not our Jake. The sub needs to get over him. He’s gone.

  3. Electronic_Fly9799

    Players tend to lose mass over the course of the season.

  4. -The_Credible_Hulk

    It’s been a stressful couple of weeks…

  5. Financial-Tea420

    That’s the look I have after seeing my ex work in the drive thru

  6. PoorPauly

    No. He’s always looked like Beavis. You all were just smitten because he helped win a cup.

  7. Ihaveaboot

    There’s a reason Jake and Geno haven’t made the cover of GQ. Too busy racking up articles on ESPN.

    Tanger on the other hand is dreamy (and I’m not even gay) 😀

  8. Full-Association-175

    Found out the barbecue was just vinegar and whatever was laying around.

  9. XGuiltyofBeingMikeX

    BBQ is very salty. He’s dehydrated.

  10. kdhaliwal14

    He looks like that 3 year old that was found in the forest.

  11. MrPotatoheadEsq

    I mean he’s in the south now, so probably 🤷

  12. He’s looked like this, but the lighting the photographer chose isn’t great either.

  13. itsmnemotime

    Dude’s got a young kid and a chance to win a 2nd Cup, real as it gets

  14. SnekIsGood_TrustSnek

    When you’re butt-ass white, there’s no such thing as good lighting. Source: I am also a pasty mf’er.

  15. khutuluhoop

    Like it or not, thats the face of a stone cold winner. I hope he gets the smyth

  16. bloodyREDburger

    he’s been working out with rod brindamor

  17. Sybertron

    If you see Boy Kills World the lead looks suspicious amounts like Jake

  18. BillOfArimathea

    That looks like they scanned him in 3D for this photo.

  19. Conscious_Ice66

    He’s on a strict diet of cigarettes and toe nail clippings.

  20. Exalted_Crab

    Jake kinda reminds me of Beavis from Beavis & Butthead.

    I say that lovingly, of course.

  21. CynicWalnut

    He finally saw the sun for more than one day a week.

  22. EngineeringSafe8367

    It looks like he sleeps with his helmet on, and he probably does.

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