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I think it’s time for a serious discussion about Demko, guys…do you think we should compel him to take a dip into this vat of Forced Evolutionary Virus from Fallout and see what happens?



I think it’s time for a serious discussion about Demko, guys…do you think we should compel him to take a dip into this vat of Forced Evolutionary Virus from Fallout and see what happens?

by Zestyclose-Way-7768

20 Comments

  1. MentalMulisha1996

    Puny human can’t shoot puck passed me!

  2. SignalSatisfaction90

    His newfound girth will simply block the net from puny human.

  3. Maybe dunk him in that black stuff Baron Harkonnen enjoys.

  4. LordGlompus

    VAULT 420- Overseer I. CLARK

    EXPERIMENT. GOALTENDER ENDURANCE

  5. No_Character_5315

    Tbh if it’s the same knee he may have issues for years depending on the injury it won’t be just this playoffs it could be a long road back think of ilya and how long it taking him to find his game back after his knee surgery.

  6. smcfarlane

    Just play him 40-50 games next year. Hybrid DeSmith and Silovs as the backups.

  7. Put him in the iso chamber Darth Vader used, bro survive limbs cut off and lava burns.

  8. Historian_Acrobatic

    Wouldn’t the Lazarus Pit be the better option to take a dip?

  9. NoticedGenie66

    The most unexpected crossover from my two most favourite things

  10. buffeganboof

    You take a sip from your trusty Canucks canteen

  11. myaccwasshut4norsn

    just put empty power armor in the net

  12. interarmaenim

    I see a few possibilities.

    1. He becomes like Harold, who is functionally immortal. Having someone for that cap hit for the next hundred years or so would be amazing. Just need to keep him pruned.

    2. He becomes like Harry, probably too dumb to read defenses.

    3. He becomes like the master. This is a nightmare scenario, because he may just begin to absorb shooters that he makes saves on, and that sounds like a salary cap nightmare.

    Probably not worth the risk.

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