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[The Beaverton] Leafs assure devastated fans that this is them trying their best



[The Beaverton] Leafs assure devastated fans that this is them trying their best

by malliabu

15 Comments

  1. Turbo_911

    >“We’re trying our best,” said Mitch Marner. “We have a good gameplan to stay to the outside and float easy shots on net with no one in front, and we just need to stick with it.”

    Holy shit 😂

  2. Chtholly13

    trying your best was when you gave a damn in the 3rd period. Spent 2 periods doing nothing.

  3. Patrickbrown45

    This is them trying their best? Christ almighty…

    I mean yeah maybe they’re trying, but I don’t think it’s their best. Some games during the regular season made me think “holy shit.. this team can go far” however this entire series I haven’t thought that once

  4. ovondansuchi

    > Team President Brendan Shanahan has told fans not to worry however. If the Leafs do fall to the Bruins there will finally be the massive changes the team needs, including 1-2 new assistant coaches and maybe even a new 6th Defenceman signed.

    The Beaverton really knows how to put Leaf fan’s nightmares into text, huh?

  5. vec-u64-new

    > Team President Brendan Shanahan has told fans not to worry however. If the Leafs do fall to the Bruins there will finally be the massive changes the team needs, including 1-2 new assistant coaches and maybe even a new 6th Defenceman signed.

    In all seriousness, nothing has been more annoying than to see the team make minor changes year after year after year despite multiple disappointments (Montreal, Columbus) and then when some of us are upset about the core remaining the same, you get called a doomer or another moniker for not drinking the kool-aid.

    When the team has struggled to win the first round of the playoffs while core players are healthy and able, something is fundamentally wrong. Serious teams care about making it past the second round/Conference Finals.

  6. daxtaslapp

    Was this new media interview they just released? If so gonna watch on youtube

  7. riko77can

    When did The Beaverton stop doing satire? This is literally what Keefe is selling in his post-games.

  8. Spare-Notice-224

    We know.
    This is not a surprise to anyone with a brain.

  9. Low-Signal-3900

    If this is their best then the team needs a total revamp.

  10. StardomJapan

    I believe that. I just think it’s Keefe with no gameplan and he gets out coached every playoff series. The team doesn’t know what to do. Keefe has to go.

  11. twizzyflyguy

    Is this article satire? Please tell me this is satire?

  12. DutchOvenMaster11

    If that’s his best making $11 million a year I’d hate see his effort if he was making league minimum.

    He’d probably pull out a lawn chair and sit at centre ice with a cold one.

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