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OUR PP IS FLACCID, BUT OUR WILLY IS STRONG



OUR PP IS FLACCID, BUT OUR WILLY IS STRONG

by A_Novelty-Account

21 Comments

  1. Steakholder__

    Whatever Guy Boucher is doing to our power play probably qualifies as terrorism.

  2. Ballsahoy72

    If started watching after the call, you’d have never thought that they were on a 4-min powerplay

  3. Limp_Quantity_1720

    You stole the title from n3rdsm4sh3rs comment on a different post.

  4. SyphiliticPlatypus

    It really is unbelievable how bad the pp is.

    I mean, beyond just looking bad, it’s statistically improbably bad.

    They should just dump and chase instead of all the time trying to set up a blue line entry, because it always gets held up anyway.

  5. lenzflare

    Nothing more Leafs then a bad PP. Maybe we’ll get the shorthanded flukes going.

  6. ABCharlieD

    Oilers fan popping in. Please win so we can meet each other in the finals and regardless of who wins Canada finally gets a cup again. Please.

  7. SnooRadishes2312

    Im imagining in a different universe with dirty Ron Maclean he might use this as a sign off before a 2nd period starts after discussing willys strong performance. Something like :

    “… And i like to leave it off with a quote from one devout leaf fan, ‘ our PP is flaccid, but our willy is strong’. Really hits the nail on the head.. Ouch. [Forced pun laughter from commentators]. Leafs, bruins, final period of game 7 up next, and a doozy it will be”

  8. If there was ever a phrase that needed to be on a t-shirt…

  9. GrownUp_Gamers

    At this point just keep rolling the regular 4 lines on the power play. Just play how you would normally play 5 on 5.

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