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Congrats, Leafs! (2024)



My apologies for the lateness of this video. I was in Myrtle Beach for a wedding this weekend and was unable to shitpost in the process.

I was hoping the Maple Leafs would win, tbh. I love me some steak, but I desired lamb in this situation. Such a pity…

47 Comments

  1. I was born a few months after Toronto last beat Boston in a playoff series. They might never do so again until a few months after I croak. MAPLE LAUGHS ON THE GOLF COURSE!!

  2. Steve Dangle looked absolutely numb during that game 7 stream when they lost. I honestly feel bad for the dude.

  3. This was a series where either team losing would produce a glorious video from Tree. I wanted Boston to lose slightly more just for the glory of them fitting the choking in the first round meme but hopefully history repeats itself and they get bounced by Florida next round.

  4. As a Bruins fan first and a Leafs fan second… at very least… both teams are consistent against each other.

  5. I knew this was gonna happen again because I called this prediction before the series started a while ago and it was Boston defeating Toronto in 7 games! I was hoping for Toronto to prove me wrong but instead they proved me right! The BS in the NHL is real, people! Why am I not surprised by this?!

  6. It’s tough for Leafs’ fans and the organization but really the four best Eastern teams (by points earned) have moved on.

    Winnipeg should’ve been playing LA but ended up drawing Colorado. Stupid playoffs format; 1-8, 2-7, 3-6, 4-5 what’s wrong with that?

  7. We need a congrats Golden Knights now too. 10 million over the cap and a 2-0 series lead and got embarrassed.

  8. Nine-Teen….. clap-clap-clap
    Six-Ty….. clap-clap-clap
    Sev-En…. clap-clap-clap

    Nine-Teen…. clap-clap-clap
    Six-Ty…. clap-clap-clap
    Sev-En…. clap-clap-clap

  9. Without raptors and blue Jays, that city would've been burned, crashed and salted to the ground long time ago

  10. You should have played that Bruins goal music. It's like the Halloween theme for Toronto NHL fans.

  11. The funniest this about the leafs losing is that after game 4, down 3-1 in the series, poor Steve Dangle said no, the series isn't over. If history holds true, they'll force game 7 just to lose.

  12. Sadly, this may be your greatest video of all time. The editing, the music, Steve Dangle gifting you film footage, the slow build to ultimate futility. Worthy of Kubrick.

  13. Apparently we told swayman we were going to draft him if he was available by the time we picked and then we went with another goalie and Boston picked him with the very next pick. Go leafs!

  14. This. This is my favorite flavor of salt.
    The amount of hope that the Bruins gave Johnny Traitor and the Leafs, only to dash it all away in Overtime… it's comical. Trust me, the disdain for Toronto coming from the Island is palpable.
    For all the crap we give the Rangers, at least they've won 1 in the past 50 years. Toronto, you suck.

  15. The incredible irony is that during this playoff round the leafs won more without matthews than with.

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