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This is Sam Bennett. He poisoned our water supply, burned our crops, and delivered a plague unto our houses



Somebody needs to stop this menace

PS: Cats in 5

by micjamesbitch

8 Comments

  1. cannedsmarties

    This whole Bennett circus has made me realize how soft the average hockey fan is, like they’ve really made a mountain out of a mole hill with this one. Boston fans calling us the trashiest fan base in the league is peak comedy.

  2. McPhatiusJackson

    I heard that Sam Bennett drives the speed limit in the passing lane. He’s a menace and has to be stopped!

    Cats in 5

  3. Klutzy-Cup-8341

    Sam Bennet checks out in the 10 Or Less lane with 12 items.

  4. atbastard

    He goes in people’s laundry rooms and steals one sock at a time.

  5. layout420

    The Rags have Rempe and Trouba throwing elbows every game and yet Bennett seems to be the topic of discussion. I even saw plenty of comments about how Bennett needs to get elbowed by Rempe/Trouba because he’s such bad dirty piece of shit. The irony is great. Love that everyone knows how FL will close out the series. Crazy how they’re calling for Barkov to get run because of a dispute between Bennett and Marchand. Bennett’s a big boy, he can answer for himself.

  6. Technology4Dummies

    This menace probably jaywalks on Ocean Drive

    Panthers in 5!

  7. I feel like this circuit totally ignores the fact Bennett was bracing for a hit that was initiated by Marchand. It’s not like he went out of his way to throw a cheap shot. Just shows how soft and fragile the bruins are right now.

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