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It's French Bread tonight y'all

by plug_into_aux

22 Comments

  1. He needs to go back to a buzzcut to start playing better.

  2. Typical-Ad-6730

    2 goals for him tonight. There was a Panera bag in my garbage today. It’s a sign.

  3. invrsleep

    It cost me $31.10 to fill up my car this morning so I’m hoping this is a good sign for later

  4. TheIncredibleHork

    Anyone else get “Ministry of Funny Walks” vibes from this picture?

    Hope he struts onto the ice tonight and lights it up to shut us malcontents up. Go bread!

  5. Tsunami_NH

    He looks ready to get his usual cardio in tonight

  6. Ashamed-Eggplant-930

    Goddamn why’s he looking so zesty

  7. Main_Paramedic_2822

    Bread strutting in knowing he’s about to do absolutely nothing out there. I respect the confidence. My man don’t give a flying fuck.

  8. MickDeMooney

    This would be precious if he played like he gave half a fuck.

  9. Grabachev81

    Nah. He needs to hit the weights a bit. That’s not gonna cut it against the tough teams. That bread looks soggy

  10. HumblyBrilliant

    Might as well be wearing an invisibility cloak

  11. DasterMuel

    Too bad he’s been nothing but ass this series

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