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“No showers or baths” City of Calgary opens contest to see which citizen can smell the most like an Oilers fan



City officials say the repair could take weeks so they decided to run a contest for the duration of the Stanley Cup Finals to see who can save the most water and best “smell like an oilers fan”.

They state they will work with Enmax to see who best reduces their water consumption and the winner will receive a black 2024 Dodge Ram 1500 with custom lift kit. They state, like a true Edmontonian, its adaptive cruise control will remain at its factory setting of 0.5m following distance.

Good luck guys!

by pwnseidon

8 Comments

  1. Master-Defenestrator

    Look, I hate the Oilers as much as the next Flames fan, but the constant stream of shitposts make this community look super insecure.

  2. SeeingRed-

    Guys for fuck sakes this is a terrible look. I despise that team as much as anyone but they are living rent free and this is soft as 10ply

  3. Agreeable_Post_3164

    At least the 4th Edmonton post in this sub in the last 24 hours

  4. Infinite-Tomorrow-15

    This is embarrassing for the fan base hey

  5. Jam_Marbera

    Bro this is next level cringe. Doesn’t even have anything to do with Hockey at all just more Oiler hate obsession

  6. macSmackin4225

    Embarrassing post. They’ve had a decades head start 😉

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